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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Rivals Puns
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Fair Hooker

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mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

 Texass (Longhorn or Aggie)

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WalletBeef
Jun 11, 2005

 Ryan Jizzpatrick

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Dramatika
Aug 1, 2002

THE BANK IS OPEN
 Brock Asswater

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Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

 Iowa Suckeyes

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Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
Pig Pen Worthlessburger

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WalletBeef
Jun 11, 2005

 Urbanned Meyer

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mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

 Kansas City Queefs

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Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002

mercenarynuker posted:

Kansas lovely Queefs
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SolusLunes
Oct 10, 2011

I now have several regrets.

:barf:

carry on then posted:

aaron fraudgers

throw rogan

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Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!
Mini soda bike queens

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Chieves
Sep 20, 2010

 Rapelor

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Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

 Bob Touchdown

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20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
 the Dallas Cowgirls :lmao:

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indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
Jaylen GERDs

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

 Joe Mixon It Up With A Woman

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CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
University (sic) of Georgia
UGH-uh and really emphasize the UGH

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Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014

 Barfsack ocrumbo

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 taylor meineke

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mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

 Colin Kaepernike

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Props Department
Jul 10, 2007

creamed corn & confucius
The Shittsburgh Squealers

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indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
Shaker Quakefield

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Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
Failin Jorts

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DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Tom Brady

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Bum Rapistburger

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Suburban Meyer

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
TOM FUCKHEAD

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Suburban Meyer

Pervin Liar

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mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

 Ha ha, Clinton's Dick

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Cool Post Beg
Mar 6, 2008

DADDY MAGIC
Roger Baddell

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Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Stinkin Cry-ley

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Howard Smellenberger

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20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
 Jason Pierre-Piss

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mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

 Notre Dumb

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Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002
 Ari-Corona Fartinals?

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BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

 Whines Hard

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

 Pissed In My Coffee

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Lebron FUCKFACE

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Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002
 New York Giants American Airlines Flight 11

New York Jets United Airlines Flight 175

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 the michigan wolvermeans
the wisconsin thatchers
the minnesota golden loafers

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