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UNICORN RUST

or did he only win in our hearts?

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Jabberlock



prick bastardly

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Jabberlock posted:

prick bastardly

you are penelope peril
- you use your rear view mirrors to apply makeup
- everything you own is pink
- yoiu had your own series for a bit???

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I sure hope so. Do you think he's getting paid to throw the races? :ohdear:

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I sure hope so. Do you think he's getting paid to throw the races? :ohdear:

you are handsome hank

- some sort of male penelope?
- quite vain
- captain america chin

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biosterous




he won at least once before the show started, that's how he affords all his moustache wax



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

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biosterous posted:

he won at least once before the show started, that's how he affords all his moustache wax

you are gene grimm(left)

- they had that weird car, right?
- someone had a hearse but it wasn't them??=
- i'mless and less sure any of these racers existed

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How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas
he will win some day, when it matters most...





-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!

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How Wonderful! posted:

he will win some day, when it matters most...

you are: bullshit brian

- som eguy with a couple of bulls
- your musk drives the ladies wild
- one of your bulls dreams of being an interior designer

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google THIS

The rabbit got the Trix at least once too

NyaNyaMeister

Bruh-nyuu~

I am from this
stupid country :eurovision:
this but one of the universe's many mysteries

Current mood: https://vimeo.com/921220930

Thank you Heather Papps for the awesome sig

Dumb Sex-Parrot

 
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if he ever won a race it's all due to Muttley's efforts

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


dick dastardly is the Washington Generals of wacky racing


Join the BYOB Army


thank you again Saoshyant!!

Rocket Baby Dolls

Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.
Dick Dastardly legitimately win one race without cheating but lost out when doctored footage was used to discredit him. There is an episode where he said “screw this, I’m just going to show everyone I’m the boss” and he raced like a pro, didn't try to dick anyone over and he won the race legitimately. He takes the race seriously and clearly crosses the finish line in a comfortable first position but the finishing photo has clearly been altered.

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Buzz Master-of-bees - riding in the Bees-mo-bee-l.

You guessed it, it's the Pain from MGS3 and his car is just bees.


e: They didn't want to let him participate but gave way because he was a veteran.

FutonForensic

penelope shitstop


gleebster

Only a howler
He only won because the pigeon was disqualified.

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google THIS posted:

The rabbit got the Trix at least once too

you are godmother gilda

- possibly related to the grimm brothers
- car is bnot a cauldron for some reason
- can do magic but chooses not to cheat in the races

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NyaNyaMeister posted:

this but one of the universe's many mysteries

you are chesthair chester

- tiny car
- face is never shown and remains one of the most debated topics in the fandom
- penelope is love wi5th you

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UNICORN RUST posted:

you are chesthair chester

- tiny car
- face is never shown and remains one of the most debated topics in the fandom
- penelope is love wi5th you

oops, here's the pic

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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

if he ever won a race it's all due to Muttley's efforts

you are floppy fran

- flop
- very firm boobs
- car is also floppy

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your friend sk posted:

dick dastardly is the Washington Generals of wacky racing

you are aquatic alfred

- underwater car
- underwater wwii veteran
- underwater mysterious past

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Rocket Baby Dolls posted:

Dick Dastardly legitimately win one race without cheating but lost out when doctored footage was used to discredit him. There is an episode where he said “screw this, I’m just going to show everyone I’m the boss” and he raced like a pro, didn't try to dick anyone over and he won the race legitimately. He takes the race seriously and clearly crosses the finish line in a comfortable first position but the finishing photo has clearly been altered.

you are mister us

- has helmet
- rocket car???
- also i thihnk short

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Prurient Squid posted:

Buzz Master-of-bees - riding in the Bees-mo-bee-l.

You guessed it, it's the Pain from MGS3 and his car is just bees.


e: They didn't want to let him participate but gave way because he was a veteran.

you are angelfish atalanta

- fastest angelfish ever
- stressed because that bowl is too small for her
- how does she steer

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Dumb Sex-Parrot

 
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Dares Box Trump

UNICORN RUST posted:

you are floppy fran

- flop
- very firm boobs
- car is also floppy



sounds like my advantage is in turning tight corners quickly :)






thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

Rocket Baby Dolls

Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.

UNICORN RUST posted:

you are mister us

- has helmet
- rocket car???
- also i thihnk short



I'm honoured! Although I'm from England I can still try to pit on an outrageous American accent and a hunch for cartoon affect.

Lock

hardcore sound gets you hypah

I mean, he must’ve. Sponsorship money doesn’t just come from nowhere.

https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm
so much love to vanisher for the winter '21 sig!


huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


UNICORN RUST posted:

oops, here's the pic



lmao

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Donny Dotardly has been forbidden from participation. I'm not at liberty to say why.

fps_nug

horsing around no longer
posting in an epic thread

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
my goal in life is to learn to laugh like muttley



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

Escape From Noise

I don't know, OP. The show was before my time.

titpussyasscum

every time i come here i get lost as fuck
i clicked on this thread and they'res no dicks

Escape From Noise

titpussyasscum posted:

i clicked on this thread and they'res no dicks

Turn off ur monitor!!!

titpussyasscum

every time i come here i get lost as fuck
wait how would this work

Chrs

if Dick Dastardly is fast enough to get far enough ahead of everyone else to stop his car and have time to set up an elaborate trap before the other racers catch up why doesn’t he just win every race legitimately

Chrs

did he ever catch that pigeon?

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag

titpussyasscum posted:

wait how would this work

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thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

titpussyasscum

every time i come here i get lost as fuck

Dr. Honked posted:

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explain

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Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

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