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BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Bust Rodd posted:

Sandman’s inclusion was so distracting. Of all of Peter’s villains he feels the most contrived and OP, and I never feel like Peter beats him in a satisfying way that makes sense. Sandman functions more like a Swamp Thing level god then a villain. Even in a movie opposite Electro it just seems like Sandman could easily, effortlessly just destroy Manhattan and shred Spidey like mincemeat by become a razor-bladed sandstorm desert twister and every Sandman fight is just Spidey lasting until the plot macguffin works or functions and deactivates Sandman.

I liked Carnage fine as a “thank god I’m vaccinated and can enjoy a movie” sort of reward for surviving COVID but as both a fan of Carnage and a huge fan of the first Venom film it completely loving sucked and lacked stakes of any kind and just completely wasted Harrelson and Hardy. There was a way to make this script more about developing the relationship between Cassidy and Brock, make it more personal. Imagine a comedy-action-horror film in which Eddie & Venom are being chased through the city by a serial killer, who almost catches them, but Eddie escapes, but not without Cassidy getting getting impaled by Venom and becoming Carnage…

I’m not a screenwriter but I just don’t understand how you can make a Venom/Carnage movie where Venom & Carnage only interact for 5 minutes at the very end. Just an insanely weak script with nothing going on.

I don't like how Sandman can grow into a big roaring monster in the movies. Can he do that in the comics? Seems to me that his sand/concrete powers should be limited by his mass. Like where if he decides to grow that big then he's less solid and more like a giant sand ghost instead of a Dark Souls boss.

Also, co-sign that Venom 2 was a huge piece of poo poo. I really liked the first movie too but V2:LTBC was just stupid in all the wrong ways and, like you, I don't know how you can gently caress that up. Venom 1 was stupid in all the best ways, I found it hugely entertaining, funny and really liked how it was doing something different with the comic book movie formula. I usually like Woody Harrelson too but. god drat, this was just Tommy Lee Jones' Two Face levels of scenery chewing for no apparent reason that added nothing. Best thing I can say about it is that I wouldn't call it boring.

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