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Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Sheen Sheen posted:

Eat poo poo Patriots

That's right

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Tim Whatley posted:

Pats beat themselves. See ya next week Bills

They beat you with their QB throwing for 50 yards you clown. They bullied you.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Ultra Carp
el

oh

el

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Jonathan Taylor just put Donta Hightower into an early retirement

Yates
Jan 29, 2010

He was just 17...




Man I can't believe that all those carries at Wisconsin along with the fumbles, lack of speed and lack of receiving chances made Jonathan Taylor a bust in the NFL. It's a drat shame.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




gonna throw this out there tell me what you guys think:

Jonathan Taylor - 2021 NFL MVP

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Hot Diggity! posted:

JT did that because the Badgers women's volleyball team just won the national championship

Math checks out

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Gonna lose to 5/12 for 57

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

mcmagic posted:

They beat you with their QB throwing for 50 yards you clown. They bullied you.

The difference in the game is a blocked punt

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.

Tim Whatley posted:

Pats beat themselves. See ya next week Bills

Given the Bills can't stop a run you'll be fine next week.

K8.0
Feb 26, 2004

Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot
Has there been a worse performance off the bye in the past 20 years of the Pats? That was an awful performance against a team that they clearly should have beaten.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
>Should have gone for the touchdown

>Should have done the onsides already

This is on bellichick really

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Kirios posted:

gonna throw this out there tell me what you guys think:

Jonathan Taylor - 2021 NFL MVP

:hmmyes:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Only chance they have is another miracle bomb to N'Keal Harry.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Nodoze posted:

Only stupid poo poo like fumbling and hurting himself diving for a ball

Dude just made the Patriots a 5th rounder when they inevitably trade him then because that catch was insane. Just had it tossedup and he boxed out that DB + high pointed that poo poo in near perfect manner.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
The Pats losing to a team that completed 5 passes after winning a game completing 2 passes is evidence of some divine being.

wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib

Kirios posted:

gonna throw this out there tell me what you guys think:

Jonathan Taylor - 2021 NFL MVP
He should be because gently caress Brady

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




shyduck posted:

Gonna lose to 5/12 for 57

:lol:

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

Tom Sellout posted:

Jonathan Taylor just put Donta Hightower into an early retirement

I love Dont'a Hightower so much but its hurt me to watch him this year.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

fsif posted:

lmao and lmao specifically at every Colts play that did not involve Taylor touching the ball

Hey now Wentz had a couple of decent plays too! (running, not that passing stuff, phooey to that)

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Give him the MVP::!

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



K8.0 posted:

Has there been a worse performance off the bye in the past 20 years of the Pats? That was an awful performance against a team that they clearly should have beaten.

Uh what?

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
Go to Harvard Taylor

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Nodoze posted:

The difference in the game is a blocked punt

228 rushing yards. 6.2 YPC.

Pats got bullied.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

mcmagic posted:

They beat you with their QB throwing for 50 yards you clown. They bullied you.

double what the pats need to beat the bills

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

The Pats losing to a team that completed 5 passes after winning a game completing 2 passes is evidence of some divine being.

Football Gods favor the run

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

The Pats losing to a team that completed 5 passes after winning a game completing 2 passes is evidence of some divine being.

More proof analytics are dumb

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
:schotty:

A big flaming stink
Apr 26, 2010
"its not over yet"

lmao gently caress off you lickspittle announcer

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Hamhandler posted:

I love Dont'a Hightower so much but its hurt me to watch him this year.

He's been fine since September ended, that was the first time he's gotten owned since then.

elime anning
Nov 19, 2002

Morbid Hound
Came here to say it’s time for a running back to win MVP!!!

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
I haven't been able to watch any of the game but just saw the score. Are Patriots fraud?

wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib
Sendejo done killed himself
Again

Rick Grimes
Oct 12, 2005

We Are The Walking Dead
Another fine Hospital ball by Mac

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Well, that's concussion protocol for those two, jesus.

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
Yikes

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
That's a CTE

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

mcmagic posted:

228 rushing yards. 6.2 YPC.

Pats got bullied.

And yet the difference is still just a blocked punt

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Double kill

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Sendejo got knocked out

Though he was going for the ball that time

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