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I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
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Court is in ****ing order. What's the big idea bub? Why you here?
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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first degree joke theft
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Dec 19, 2021 04:19
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- They Might Be
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if it pleases the court i saw this super cherry looking white '93 volvo 240 turbo and i'm mostly wondering who drives it and what do you do for a living and if i can buy it.
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Dec 19, 2021 05:14
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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I'd like to file an amicus curiae, because we're all friends here.
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Dec 19, 2021 10:08
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the only small claim in this court is your freakin dick and balls
I am here to represent the op on this matter, I am offering my services pro-boner.
please do not misrepresent the size of their dick and balls. they are not as big as you are saying
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Dec 19, 2021 13:32
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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Wearing my amicus boxer briefs to see the judge
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Dec 19, 2021 20:23
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- Sherbert Hoover
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Working hard, thank you!
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I'd like to file an amicus curiae, because we're all friends here.
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Dec 19, 2021 20:52
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- google THIS
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Filing a writ of habeus orbus
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Dec 19, 2021 21:00
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- Sherbert Hoover
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Working hard, thank you!
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me: the defendant offered me a coupon
judge: and was this coupon fraudulent?
me: no, your honor
jury: *gasps*
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Dec 19, 2021 22:50
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- google THIS
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Yes, ladies and gentlemen, yes, the prenuptial agreement clearly says 1x/month, but there's something we've all forgotten: The moment they said their vows, she was no longer a g/f!
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Dec 19, 2021 23:20
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Oculus Noctuae
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Plaintiff's Exhibit A:
Defense Lawyer: Your honor! It's a comedy message board, my client thought it would be hilarious to become the first Gooncon VIP-level member. He didn't think there would be no replies to his post in BYOB and he sure as heck fire didn't think he'd actually have to pay that insane amount.
*Judge logs out of Coupons and Deals and looks up from his laptop.
Judge: Court finds for the Plaintiff of YOSPOS
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Dec 20, 2021 02:12
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Making homemade tattoos on each other while doing our time in community service.
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Dec 20, 2021 03:15
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Judge: Why are you taking off your pants?
Me: a. They're oppression, and b. I'd like to file my briefs.
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Dec 20, 2021 05:29
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There are no small claims... only...small actors
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Dec 20, 2021 06:50
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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I want to tell you a story. I'm going to ask you all to close your eyes while I tell you the story. I want you to listen to me. I want you to listen to yourselves. Go ahead. Close your eyes, please. I want you to imagine a fender. Bent beyond its shape, twisted with violence. Now imagine its your fender.
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Dec 20, 2021 08:59
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- Escape From Noise
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I would like to claim Tiny Meyers (he is very small)
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Dec 20, 2021 09:06
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- pixaal
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All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.
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Hello baggage claims? I'm looking for my underpants
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Dec 20, 2021 09:17
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bend and twist my tiny fender
maim my car out on the highwayyyy
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Dec 20, 2021 11:23
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