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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
what is the grossest place that you have ever boned down/been boned down? Like anywhere super sketchy like parkinglot behind a liquor store, or random stranger's lawn or like at teh bank or soemthing? you ever get weird on a ride at a school carnival or in the STD river at a gathering of the juggalos?

this is a thread for serious responses only, please dont say "the OPs moms bed" ):

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Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
Hell Gem
your moms butt

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


your moms place lol

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



My bed is really disgusting

roomtone
Jul 1, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 28 days!)

loch ness

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Ohio

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

mom

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Bum the Sad posted:

your moms butt

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Bum the Sad posted:

your moms butt

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




your dad's bed

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

SerSpook posted:

your dad's bed

this, because it's where OPs mom is

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
this wa ssuposed to be a serious theead <:mad:>

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!
I dunno... the floor I guess?

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal
your mom’s dad, which was also her butt

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Your dad’s mom’s butt

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



a vagina

Bruc
May 30, 2006
roof of a house bordering a speedway while a race was going on. Friend puked directly beneath me it was cool and in rural midwest.

Bruc
May 30, 2006
a small puerto rican woman

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
Roof of a high-rise downtown. Sounds really cool, turns out it is really just incredibly uncomfortable and dirty, even with a blanket.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
fire escape in akita

FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012

I'm a freak / I like the girls with the boom / I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Mississippi.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Super sketchy London hotel that had what I couldn’t even really describe as beds in the rooms

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



A ditch

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal
Probably one girl’s shower that was really gross. Legit thought I was gonna pick up a fungal infection from the mildew.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Working a night job, in the back of my company's box truck.

RapturesoftheDeep
Jan 6, 2013
The backroom of a gay porn shop in Chicago in the 90s. The guy I went there with wandered off to score coke so I hung out in the little booth jerking it to staticky porn and some guy came in and sucked me off and told me I should get a CDL, that there's good money in it if you don't mind long hours.

Vitruvian Manic
Dec 5, 2021

by Fluffdaddy
I am more familiar with gross and gross always looks good. I believe it was Lucretius who said: Nothing human disgusts me.

Bruc
May 30, 2006

RapturesoftheDeep posted:

The backroom of a gay porn shop in Chicago in the 90s. The guy I went there with wandered off to score coke so I hung out in the little booth jerking it to staticky porn and some guy came in and sucked me off and told me I should get a CDL, that there's good money in it if you don't mind long hours.

thats gay as hell bro

RapturesoftheDeep
Jan 6, 2013

Bruc posted:

thats gay as hell bro

Yeah, as a gay guy, boning down in gross places is pretty much the core of my culture.

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



I lost my virginity under the bleachers of my high school baseball field but that’s the last time I’ve had sex outdoors.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Lol that is so cliche

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Nooner posted:

Lol that is so cliche

you try having your first sex as a young Mormon and neither of your parents will let you hang out with doors closed!!!

chainchompz
Jul 15, 2021

bark bark
Men's bathroom stall in a busy nightclub.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

The parking lot outside a club in the middle of winter (no not with a dancer)

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
The cramped front seat of a girl’s messy Toyota Corolla in the parking lot of a shitkicker bar in Garland, Texas.

We still chat on LinkedIn occasionally.

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
On a pile of dirty laundry on the dirt floor of a filthy unfinished basement in oxford, ct. Seemed like a good idea at the time.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME
in my 4runner at a car rally racing event

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
changing cubicle at the climbing wall :angel:

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Pomme de Terror
Sep 30, 2021

Well, one of us must have killed him!
in the middle of the woods after a rain storm

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