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AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

in the vat of chemicals that turned Jack Napier into The Joker

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Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

The concrete floor of an unfinished house in an abandoned half finished housing development in the woods on the outskirts of beijing

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Caesar Saladin posted:

The concrete floor of an unfinished house in an abandoned half finished housing development in the woods on the outskirts of beijing

let me guess, you told a girl you were gonna do urban exploration but it turned into poonani exploration

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Public bathroom

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
First time I ever gave a guy a BJ was in a burned out, graffiti covered building. We had to scrape out some glass from the dirt for a place to sit down. There were a few shopping carts and iirc a mattress somewhere in the back so it was definitely a place that homeless and or junkies hung out. Super dangerous in hindsight.

He didn't tell me in any way he was about to bust so I choked and got the angry dragon. He laughed. We were dumb rear end teens tho so w/e.

Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Flicker
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.



Handicapped stall on a ferry.

Edit: after thinking about it I feel kind of bad about using something that is meant for the physically disabled. I'll stick to the regular stalls for gross sex from now on.

Entorwellian fucked around with this message at 13:22 on Dec 21, 2021

and thats the way it was
Feb 14, 2011

RapturesoftheDeep posted:

The backroom of a gay porn shop in Chicago in the 90s. The guy I went there with wandered off to score coke so I hung out in the little booth jerking it to staticky porn and some guy came in and sucked me off and told me I should get a CDL, that there's good money in it if you don't mind long hours.

Did you get your CDL?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
In nooners bed

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
got sucked off/sucked a guy off in a pub toilet then they closed so we went to a nearby alley and bummed

oh to be young again

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser
Abandoned church, hail satan

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I got stuck in some quick sand and was rescued by a more advanced tribe than myself.
They "imprisoned" me in a hut, and a guy who I think was the chief came, lifted up my loin cloth and inspected my poo poo.

After he saw how big my dong was, they brought me a bunch of food and while I was eating, some fat tribe chick came in.
She was naked, and pretty much got on all fours in front of me. beckoning me to bone her.
I plowed the poo poo out of her while the rest of the tribe watched and cheered us on. After I gave her the ol' cream pie, I went back to eating and another fat chick came in.
I started plowing her and noticed a line up of fat chicks waiting outside the "prison hut". They basically ran a train on me.

In conclusion, the grossest place I ever boned down was in a prison hut as a captive by some weird tribe that had atlatls and decided I should be reverse gangbanged.

Lurker Ant
Nov 16, 2016
Got sucked off by my then-bf in the back of a shuttle bus in Mexico on the way back from swimming in a cenote. Pretty sure the driver knew what we were doing but he spent all day herding stupid Americans around so this clearly wasn't the weirdest thing he'd had happen in his bus.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



At work in a green room and another time in a file storage room that belonged to another department.

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
I once got a blowie in the back of a bus and a woman looked back and laughed at what i assume was a funny joke she remembered and not the size of my penis

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

op's mom at a truckstop

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
a meat-packing plant. who's only customer was OP's mom.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

In this woman's bed, but midway, her 5 year old came in, because he was scared from a nightmare he had. She quickly pushed me to the side, hiding me on the other side of her, under the sheet, as he climbed into bed on the other side of her. I was literally waiting for him to fall asleep, before I quietly got dressed and left.

I felt skeezy as poo poo.

Skyscraper Raccoon
Jun 12, 2018

Started from the bottom, now we here
A concrete block kitchen of a public rec center that was hosting my cousins funeral. He died of an OD but he was always a 'gently caress it' kinda guy so I'm going to say that he would have approved.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

anal

I got poop on my dick

Jandipoo
Mar 29, 2008

I am the great Cornholio!
Tampa, Florida.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting
Flop house in texas. I banged a lady and she asked me to put it in her butt so I did.

Then she sucked on it.

Then I kissed her.

I didn't realize until I was driving home. Oh well! She was a nice lady.

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


A ruined castle somewhere in the Czech republic. I hope the ghosts liked watching.

Combo
Aug 19, 2003



Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

Flop house in texas. I banged a lady and she asked me to put it in her butt so I did.

Then she sucked on it.

Then I kissed her.

I didn't realize until I was driving home. Oh well! She was a nice lady.

How did her rear end taste?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Combo posted:

How did her rear end taste?

I’m guessing like his dick

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

I’m guessing like his dick

Winner winner poopy dinner :/

The way I see it, we both won here. I have the above story and she has a story where she tricked a rocket scientist into tasting his own poopy dingus.

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

a2m2m

PersonMan
Apr 3, 2009
Back of the subway

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
music festival

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
A crack house in Trenton, New Jersey

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
lol ^^^^


Peggy Edson posted:

anal

I got poop on my dick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owjk4T9dxVs

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Did it up against the trunk of my corrolla near a lagoon.

Later learned that the lagoon is man-made, and it's a sewage dump.

:shrug:

South
Apr 9, 2001

I am the highest paid lifeguard in the world. Love me.
On the top bunk in a super sketchy Italian hostel dorm room. Thankfully we were the only two in the room at the time(I think). I paid for a nice hotel room the next night.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost
an abandoned RV in the middle of the woods. Highschool. She went to show me, and I was like oh cool, climbing around and exploring and all that poo poo.

eventually she was like "are you coming inside or not?"

(it wasn't a double entendre, i was just too dumb to realize she wanted to hook up)

she was a horse girl, and it was wild

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

blight rhino posted:

an abandoned RV in the middle of the woods. Highschool. She went to show me, and I was like oh cool, climbing around and exploring and all that poo poo.

eventually she was like "are you coming inside or not?"

(it wasn't a double entendre, i was just too dumb to realize she wanted to hook up)

she was a horse girl, and it was wild

Huh? If she wanted to hook up then it would indeed be a double entendre.

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Cyril Sneer posted:

Huh? If she wanted to hook up then it would indeed be a double entendre.

No then she would’ve said “Hey wanna shoot thick ropes into this here pussy?”

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

South posted:

On the top bunk in a super sketchy Italian hostel dorm room. Thankfully we were the only two in the room at the time(I think). I paid for a nice hotel room the next night.

I have a friend who did this in a Scottish hostel except 2 other friends were there and he knocked her up lol

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Detroit

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

alleyway between the civic center and the police station where her mom worked

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...


Ew.

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jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
In the windows on the world restaurant, in the world trade centre.

The date was September the 12th 2001

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