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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
High school art room closet (we both hated the teacher). Also Cambodia, a bunch of times.

E: Cambodia isn't gross; I misread the thread title as "weirdest" for some reason.

Fleta Mcgurn fucked around with this message at 12:48 on Dec 21, 2021

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AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

High school art room closet (we both hated the teacher).

Was the teacher happy afterwards at least

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

AHH F/UGH posted:

Was the teacher happy afterwards at least

No, because I also swiped a pudding cup from her fridge. SUCK IT MS. S YOU WERE THE WORST TEACHER I EVER HAD!

Happy Hippo
Aug 8, 2004

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > BSS Derailed Thread: Spider-Island

On a plywood board in a courtyard in the French Quarter in New Orleans during a severe thunderstorm at about 4am and it was gross and awesome

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
Inside the bathroom at this rest stop

Grassy Mountain East Rest Area

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

Cyril Sneer posted:

Huh? If she wanted to hook up then it would indeed be a double entendre.



eh. fair.

i'll eat my curmuffins

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
new brunswick is up there

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

kntfkr posted:

new brunswick is up there

Heyyyyyy, it's where I live (unless you're referring to New Brunswick, NJ?)

I agree!

Both of my locations posted ITT where here, in good ol' NB.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
New Brunswick, NJ. The night sky is orange there. It is a dump.

Bollock Monkey
Jan 21, 2007

The Almighty
Trowbridge Tesco Extra

e: "the OPs moms bed"

BluesShaman
Apr 25, 2016

She wore Blue Velvet.
This one girl's bed that was covered in cat hair. Like it was more cat hair than bed.

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

boston

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I had sex in Canadian New Brunswick and it was actually pretty gross there, not gonna lie.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I had sex in Canadian New Brunswick and it was actually pretty gross there, not gonna lie.

That's almost exclusively where I've had sex, and still is.

:negative:

fartman
Sep 19, 2021
I did it with a lady in a toilet stall, and there was poop in the toilet. Someone else’s poop!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Bum the Sad posted:

your moms butt

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Chemung County, NY

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

That's almost exclusively where I've had sex, and still is.

:negative:

Awww it's okay, buddy. I was in Chatham so I'm sure there are nicer places to bone in NB.

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
I bartended at a place that got pretty busy on the weekends. Cute girl hung around the bar all night. We hosed on the floor behind the bar after we closed.

The DJ caught us and made fun of me a lot after that.

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan
Waffle House bathroom at 3am. No, crappy mall ice cream store on the floor behind the ice cream, right after closing. On the insulation that goes over the ice cream.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Awww it's okay, buddy. I was in Chatham so I'm sure there are nicer places to bone in NB.

Hahahahah, I've been to Chatham, and I fully agree with your assessment.

Fredericton is much nicer.

mackensie
Apr 17, 2002
Behind the altar of the gothic cathedral in the center of Mons, Belgium.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

mackensie posted:

Behind the altar of the gothic cathedral in the center of Mons, Belgium.

I prefer when the loving happens in the center of my mons, too. Like don't be wandering off to the side, you weirdo!

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Their eyes locked and suddenly there was the sound of breaking glass.
\
Faculty bathroom at an all girls school.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
I had sex in a graveyard but it was pretty pleasant and not gross but y'all might have found it so.
Probably the grossest place I have ever had sex other than nooners moms stinky butt is in my home.

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I had sex in Canadian New Brunswick and it was actually pretty gross there, not gonna lie.

Worse than Grimsby?

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Local cemetary on a grave

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Rust Martialis posted:

Worse than Grimsby?

If it was Chatham, then it has to be. Uuuugh.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Rust Martialis posted:

Worse than Grimsby?

What Rupert said, tbh.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Did anyone say “inside a lady” yet?

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Hostel room while some guy was passed out in the neighboring bed. The next morning he asked if we were boning down so I don't think we got away with it.

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
What's the grossest place you've ever boned UP?

meat glitter
Nov 12, 2019


hospital

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

While reading a dead and gay forum.

thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat
one time this girl i was seeing snuck into the men's bathroom with me and then we hosed your mom in her butt op

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
trailer park and work, i guess?

oh this is more of an odd one than a gross one but i happen to have existed at a time and place that i was able to have both a drive in movie theater and a smartphone so i have had phone sex at the drive-in, feels like that might be a rare one.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Light Gun Man posted:

trailer park and work, i guess?

oh this is more of an odd one than a gross one but i happen to have existed at a time and place that i was able to have both a drive in movie theater and a smartphone so i have had phone sex at the drive-in, feels like that might be a rare one.

Translation: I livestreamed myself jacking off in a crowded parking lot.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Outrail posted:

Translation: I livestreamed myself jacking off in a crowded parking lot.

:gowron:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

If it was Chatham, then it has to be. Uuuugh.

Catham, NJ is actually a nice place to bone down.

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A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
one time a girl pooped a little during sex and it got stuck to my balls and i didnt notice until after, that was the grossest

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