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A Bakers Cousin posted:one time a girl pooped a little during sex and it got stuck to my balls and i didnt notice until after, that was the grossest Lmao
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I had an ex-f who told me her ex-bf got turned on one time when they were boning down and she said she had to poop. Like he was going at it so good it loosened every thing up. So after that one time he would get horny if she got up to go to the bathroom and try to intercept her before she got there. Or he just wanted her to poop on him?
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donkey salami posted:I had an ex-f who told me her ex-bf got turned on one time when they were boning down and she said she had to poop. Like he was going at it so good it loosened every thing up. So after that one time he would get horny if she got up to go to the bathroom and try to intercept her before she got there. He def wanted to watch her poo poo
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Dec 31, 2021 00:20
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Poohs Packin posted:Detroit This is the grossest one of them all
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Dec 31, 2021 00:24
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I once fingered a girls butthole while standing at the bar to order drinks. Just met her like 30 mins earlier
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Dec 31, 2021 00:26
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BigSexy posted:I once fingered a girls butthole while standing at the bar to order drinks. Just met her like 30 mins earlier How drunk were the two of you?
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Dec 31, 2021 00:29
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bonen' down
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BigSexy posted:I once fingered a girls butthole while standing at the bar to order drinks. Just met her like 30 mins earlier How'd your finger taste
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Dec 31, 2021 00:37
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Outrail posted:How drunk were the two of you? I was super drunk but not any drunker than I used to get back then. I’ve done a lot of gross stuff at the bar but that’s the worst. Used to shiver when I thought about it
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Dec 31, 2021 00:50
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Seth Pecksniff posted:How'd your finger taste
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I mean did she ask for it or did you just kind of assume she was into it Or was it an accident and you mis-holed or what
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AHH F/UGH posted:I mean did she ask for it or did you just kind of assume she was into it Well I mean we’d already been making out so then I started fingering her normally and just slipped a finger in her butt. Then I went to bathroom and washed my hands and we went outside and she gave me a bj but not to completion, only like 60 seconds. She left pretty soon after that with her friends. I saw her a few weeks after that at a different bar and she recognized me but neither of us even talked to each other lol
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BigSexy posted:Well I mean we’d already been making out so then I started fingering her normally and just slipped a finger in her butt. Then I went to bathroom and washed my hands and we went outside and she gave me a bj but not to completion, only like 60 seconds. She left pretty soon after that with her friends. I saw her a few weeks after that at a different bar and she recognized me but neither of us even talked to each other lol Change your username from BigSexy to BigTragic
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Dec 31, 2021 01:05
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Dec 31, 2021 01:13
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although one time i poo poo my pants in an elevator while riding with a woman i was close to bad enough that it dribbled down my legs so honestly i bring the party wherever
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Dec 31, 2021 01:14
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BigSexy posted:she gave me a bj but not to completion, only like 60 seconds Sounds like she got the last laugh
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Dec 31, 2021 01:14
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*looking around the restaurant for all the fornicators*
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BigSexy posted:Well I mean we’d already been making out so then I started fingering her normally and just slipped a finger in her butt. Then I went to bathroom and washed my hands and we went outside and she gave me a bj but not to completion, only like 60 seconds. She left pretty soon after that with her friends. I saw her a few weeks after that at a different bar and she recognized me but neither of us even talked to each other lol Your username is a god drat lie
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Dec 31, 2021 01:20
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i got a blowjob in one of those plastic blue port-o-johns
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Dec 31, 2021 01:23
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behind a gas station garbage bin in a real hurry before we went back to class during lunch break. It was quite warm out and it stunk pretty bad behind there.
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Dec 31, 2021 01:26
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i attempted to have sex on a moldy couch in boston while mrs robinson was playing on the tv
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Tarkus posted:behind a gas station garbage bin in a real hurry before we went back to class during lunch break. It was quite warm out and it stunk pretty bad behind there. And the garbage wasn't enough to mask the smell? HTH
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Dec 31, 2021 01:58
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Outrail posted:Translation: I livestreamed myself jacking off in a crowded parking lot. voice only. but yeah i guess that's a matter of perspective or something.
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I was railing this chick on a trash bin. I didn't even finish. Real bummer of an evening but what's worse is it meant I couldn't go to the Olympics which would have been pussy city with some real hardbodies.
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Lacking some key context here. Trash loving is an Olympic sport now? Light Gun Man posted:voice only. but yeah i guess that's a matter of perspective or something. I ain't judging, nothing wrong with that.
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Dec 31, 2021 02:35
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I think its in reference to a crime, and not something the goon actually did.
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Your username is a god drat lie eh this thread is grossest bone what’re you expecting my man
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I got called a pussy by a Kiwi girl for not having public sex with her in the park in the middle of Akita City on a drunk walk home at like dawn while there were old people walking around. Also, she had herpes.
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kntfkr posted:I got called a pussy by a Kiwi girl for not having public sex with her in the park in the middle of Akita City on a drunk walk home at like dawn while there were old people walking around. Also, she had herpes. Pussy
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Dec 31, 2021 04:43
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all the places i've boned...
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Outrail posted:And the garbage wasn't enough to mask the smell? HTH Lol
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so these people die if you remove sex also, right?
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Dec 31, 2021 04:46
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A Bakers Cousin posted:one time a girl pooped a little during sex and it got stuck to my balls and i didnt notice until after, that was the grossest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb6lzhUxyrE
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Carthag Tuek posted:i attempted to have sex on a moldy couch in boston while mrs robinson was playing on the tv This one made me feel like I should apologize
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Dec 31, 2021 16:26
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In a puddle of filth, spilling out of a rusted garbage can, next to a weeping clown.
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New Jersey
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This old steel sheet laminate factory I used to work security for overnight. Place felt like I was in an episode of Scooby Doo with how creepy it was, but lots of quiet places to bone on the clock.
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haunted taoist monastery (seduced by fox spirit)
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