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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
A crack house in Trenton, New Jersey

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Outrail posted:

Translation: I livestreamed myself jacking off in a crowded parking lot.

:gowron:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

donkey salami posted:

I had an ex-f who told me her ex-bf got turned on one time when they were boning down and she said she had to poop. Like he was going at it so good it loosened every thing up. So after that one time he would get horny if she got up to go to the bathroom and try to intercept her before she got there.


Or he just wanted her to poop on him?

He def wanted to watch her poo poo

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

BigSexy posted:

I once fingered a girls butthole while standing at the bar to order drinks. Just met her like 30 mins earlier

How'd your finger taste

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

BigSexy posted:

Well I mean we’d already been making out so then I started fingering her normally and just slipped a finger in her butt. Then I went to bathroom and washed my hands and we went outside and she gave me a bj but not to completion, only like 60 seconds. She left pretty soon after that with her friends. I saw her a few weeks after that at a different bar and she recognized me but neither of us even talked to each other lol

Your username is a god drat lie

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

kntfkr posted:

I got called a pussy by a Kiwi girl for not having public sex with her in the park in the middle of Akita City on a drunk walk home at like dawn while there were old people walking around. Also, she had herpes.

Pussy

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