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I am an Instagram account. I hardly use it. and it is private. my brother in law, lover of my sister, also has an Instagram and he loves food. he also loves to talk about food and wine, and he LOVES to photograph it. maybe even more so than loving my sister??? his Insta is filled with wanky words and hashtags and he has followers who all drone on and on about wine pairing and delicious food. so maybe in a bit of tongue and cheek, I started firing up my Instagram and now document my food for my 10 or so followers.  this is what I feed my family. I photograph every meal I make them. and I post it in my Instagram. and I shall do the same in this very thread! |
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Tonight, I served up some food.
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*Looks at pictures of a dog, a cat, and some rocks*Displeased Moo Cow posted:this is what I feed my family. 
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Dec 21, 2021 01:45
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Dec 21, 2021 02:02
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I am a reddit account  let's trade OP 
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Dec 21, 2021 02:13
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i like your blue plates op
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Dec 21, 2021 02:31
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 Food.
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Dec 21, 2021 07:20
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Twenty Four posted:*some rocks* That’s Mr. garden Frog!
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Dec 21, 2021 07:21
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 Food.
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Dec 22, 2021 06:59
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Hi cow! My name is Bart. I would like to know how one applies to be part of your family and gets that there on them pictures. Is it an online form that you fill? Or do I need to make my case in a video? |
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Dec 22, 2021 07:12
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For a second I figured one of the cow krew is probably a vegetarian but then sometimes the four plates all have meat and so I take it to understand you are just very caring and make something different if someone wants. |
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Dec 22, 2021 07:15
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Displeased Moo Cow - He got the meats (and veggies) |
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Dec 22, 2021 07:16
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hello I would like to pour gravy all over everything it |
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Dec 23, 2021 12:56
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I'd eat those foods
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Dec 23, 2021 14:27
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Dec 23, 2021 20:36
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Dec 24, 2021 06:20
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You should cook up chicken thighs because they are the best. |
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Dec 24, 2021 07:08
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Oh ok Food.
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Dec 24, 2021 07:13
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Dec 24, 2021 16:29
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Putty posted:Are you telling me a cow fried this rice? When you put it that way pretty much any quality posted up is pretty impressive, not to mention some of these pretty good-looking meals.
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Dec 25, 2021 02:02
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Dec 27, 2021 11:17
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Dec 28, 2021 08:29
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Dec 30, 2021 07:28
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Do you have access to a wok? That's an Open question to anyone. If so I have a recipe for still fry that focuses on Sriracha, coconut milk, and peanut butter. It's absolutely delicious and I can't readily make it in my apartament so it is languishing without use. |
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Dec 30, 2021 12:27
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who tf keeps not eating their vegetables its time for a spankin |
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Dec 30, 2021 18:10
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Bright Bart posted:Do you have access to a wok? That's an Open question to anyone.  I love woks
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Dec 30, 2021 19:09
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there are some very nice touches in these photographs op and I hope they are all deeply unsettling to someone with a large stick up their butt
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Dec 30, 2021 20:30
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how do you do these taters they look real good
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Dec 31, 2021 02:28
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you roast ‘em!
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Dec 31, 2021 05:45
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Dec 31, 2021 07:26
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Jan 1, 2022 08:29
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Hello yes, how do I petition to join your family and get plates of (more importantly) food delivered to my house? I will fail a drug screen but you can check my credit, it is not bad. Quote is not edit GODDAMN IT no one is going to send you food now |
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rear end-penny posted:Hello yes, how do I petition to join you are family and get plates of (more importantly) food delivered to my house? I will fail a drug screen but you can check my credit, it is not bad. |
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Jan 1, 2022 11:16
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You must complete three important quests
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Jan 1, 2022 11:21
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:You must complete three important quests lay em on me, they can't be harder than trying to pay remember to pay the water bill.
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Jan 1, 2022 11:29
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First, you must find the finest pudding recipe that incorporates no less than four feet from a cow. Second, you must bring to me pale of silica from the dunes of Ares. And finally, you must win the next VA Mario Kart 64 tournament by racing fair. Only then might you have a plate of fine Crown Lynn.
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Jan 1, 2022 11:40
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looks like ur p good at making food op
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Jan 1, 2022 19:04
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:You must complete three important quests *sigh* Okay but you have to pick me up and get ready on your own. If I have to take your pants off for you that counts as one of the tasks. |
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Jan 1, 2022 20:00
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rear end-penny posted:Hello yes, how do I petition to join your family and get plates of (more importantly) food delivered to my house? I will fail a drug screen but you can check my credit, it is not bad. Hungry lonely people want two things and they're *disgusting*. |
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:First, you must find the finest pudding recipe that incorporates no less than four feet from a cow.  I'll just wait in line at the Wendy's drive thru.
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