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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > cow cooks food for family mega thread
 
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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Hi cow! My name is Bart.

I would like to know how one applies to be part of your family and gets that there on them pictures. Is it an online form that you fill? Or do I need to make my case in a video?

* # ¿ Dec 22, 2021 07:12
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 21:28
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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
For a second I figured one of the cow krew is probably a vegetarian but then sometimes the four plates all have meat and so I take it to understand you are just very caring and make something different if someone wants.

* # ¿ Dec 22, 2021 07:15
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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Displeased Moo Cow - He got the meats

(and veggies)

* # ¿ Dec 22, 2021 07:16
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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
You should cook up chicken thighs because they are the best.

* # ¿ Dec 24, 2021 07:08
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Bright Bart

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Do you have access to a wok? That's an Open question to anyone.

If so I have a recipe for still fry that focuses on Sriracha, coconut milk, and peanut butter. It's absolutely delicious and I can't readily make it in my apartament so it is languishing without use.

* # ¿ Dec 30, 2021 12:27
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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

You must complete three important quests

*sigh* Okay but you have to pick me up and get ready on your own. If I have to take your pants off for you that counts as one of the tasks.

* # ¿ Jan 1, 2022 20:00
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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

rear end-penny posted:

Hello yes, how do I petition to join your family and get plates of (more importantly) food delivered to my house? I will fail a drug screen but you can check my credit, it is not bad.

Hungry lonely people want two things and they're *disgusting*.

* # ¿ Jan 1, 2022 20:02
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Bright Bart

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Woah what is that bread?

* # ¿ Jan 6, 2022 11:08
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