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bump this thread every time you're grateful for your kidneys its almost 2022 and we have to make an effort to be grateful. One thing I'm grateful for is my kidneys. They remove excess fluids and future JO crystals from my body. They have never once had a hiccup 33 years of continuous accident free operation. Real poo poo I am honeslty very grateful that I've never had a kidney stone, never had to be on dialysis, don't need a transplant, not bloated from fluids. I drink liquids and 100% of them become piss I don't even have to do anything. Even if you have kidney stones be grateful for you K's imo bump this thread every time you're grateful for your kidneys
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ah they took my friggin' kidney! -charlie the unicorn
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Dec 20, 2021 20:50
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kidneez nuts, op
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I knew this girl that had 3 kidneys. 2 of her kidneys were shriveled and failing (like the Grinch's heart I figure) so they got her a 3rd one. I didn't even know this was possible. Where did they hook up the 3rd one too? She was Canadian and their healthcare is known to blow money like a sailor at a strip club on things like extra kidneys
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hosed-Up Little Dog posted:kidneez nuts, op
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My kidneys happily filter the excessive alkaloids from my rampant kratom use, and for that, I am
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Dec 20, 2021 21:25
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did the goon who got a bunch of money raised for them in 2003/2004 get their kidney and survive? They were known for taking in orphan goons on xmas/thanksgiving and were considered good folk
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my sister has three kidneys but only one works, and it didn't come with her. pretty crazy stuff. big ups to that guy who died in a motorcycle crash 30 years ago you had a really solid kidney.
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Dec 20, 2021 21:40
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a tip of the fedora to m'kidney
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Dec 20, 2021 21:47
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Go kidneys go!  
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Dec 20, 2021 22:34
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Kidney beans are good in chili Don't tell my family 
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What can I do to make my kidneys happy? Are like they into filtering my blood? Or should I do something nice, take 'em out on the town?
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When they do kidnay transplants they don't remove the old poo poo ones they just pile more in there. I read a story recently about the first successful xenotransplant. They murdered a genitically engineered pig, pulled out it's bio-mutant-kidney, and attached it to some vegetable. They let it do it's thing for a few days before pulling the plug on that sucker. Success! I hope I can get giant pig balls transplanted onto me so I can take a poo poo on them
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Dec 21, 2021 02:14
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Kidneys are great and all, but did our bodies really need to make 2? Seems kinda flashy to me, tone it back a little evolutions
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Stage 2 kidney disease right here with 1 kidney. Been at stage 2 for the last 11 years or so at least. Real grateful I'm not dialysis or needed a fistula. (haha fistula) Still urinating fine without blood, never had a kidney stone, but I've had gout a handful of times. Really focusing on a healthy diet, and foods that don't hurt my kidney. I have alcohol probably 3-4 times a year, and I really shouldn't have none of that. I'm doing okay, but I get tired real easily, so much so that it is categorized as narcolepsy. It happens especially after eating, so I cut out processed carbs for the most part because that gets me. I have pancakes in the morning made with flour and 1/3 banana and water, and that's it. Got my carbs in for the day. I'm told I'm only allowed to have "a deck of cards" amount of protein/day at most. Protein really does a number on your kidneys. Irreversible damage. I'm also skinny and tiny af. The whole kidney removal thing around age 3 stunted my growth for a prolonged amount of time. Anyway, I'd really like to have an artificial kidney someday soon if they make them. I kind of want to know what it feels to feel awake, for like, a prolonged period of time.
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Dec 21, 2021 05:34
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haha those make pee
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Had bloodwork done on Dec 1st and got this in my results Quickest they can see me is Feburary , gotta love Americian healthcare. I've passed 2 stones over my lifetime and currently have one too large to move but luckily it's barely noticable. Haven't pissed blood in months, but it's been a thing. Now I make sure I have a bottle of water at all times, gotta stay hydrated.
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I had a kidney stone once. It was as big as it could be without them actually needing to break it up or go in after it. It took over a week to pass, and the only thing that really helped was walking. Every time I stopped the pain came back and it was pretty bad. So I walked for like a week straight. Let me tell you, pissing out dark bloody chunks after it passed was weird (and gross).
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Good Sphere posted:Stage 2 kidney disease right here with 1 kidney. Been at stage 2 for the last 11 years or so at least. Real grateful I'm not dialysis or needed a fistula. (haha fistula) Still urinating fine without blood, never had a kidney stone, but I've had gout a handful of times. Really focusing on a healthy diet, and foods that don't hurt my kidney. I have alcohol probably 3-4 times a year, and I really shouldn't have none of that. 
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Dec 21, 2021 23:24
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Imma piss all over your kidneys OP
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one time when I was a teenager I did a lot of messed up synthetic drugs and the next day I was super thirsty but couldn’t pee at all and also could not stand up without falling over! I thought I was going to die but I got better by that night. Now I appreciate my kidneys more
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Dec 21, 2021 23:58
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runnypoops posted:Imma piss all over your kidneys OP For free?!? drat this is way better than craigslist
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Dec 22, 2021 00:04
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Kidneys dead, now what is a thread where goon GPF needs a kidney and goon Domus donates a kidney (not to GPF though)
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you've gotta be kiddneying me
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Hope that guy didn’t kick-ney the bucket
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Just gargling piss all day in my guts, thank
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runnypoops posted:Imma piss all over your kidneys OP Not sure if im  or  at the thought of this
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Yeah sure why not, thanks kidneys
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i feed my kidneys lots of middle shelf whiskey and gin so honestly they should be thanking me
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Dec 22, 2021 22:50
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OP i am grateful for my kidney.
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Dec 22, 2021 23:24
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Spinz posted:You are one tough cookie Thank you.
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Dec 23, 2021 00:10
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gently caress kidneys, never did nothin' for me. Free loadin' rear end organs.
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Dec 23, 2021 01:25
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Put them in a pie.
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Dec 23, 2021 02:12
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take em out and boil em
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Dec 23, 2021 02:35
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Gilt them up and bequeath them to your descendents.
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In a survival situation, you can make an incision in your abdomen and remove one of your kidneys to consume for protein.
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look buddy if I'm going to be extracting protein from my own body you better believe I'm slurpin my own cum
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thx kidneys
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I knew a girl in high-school that had 2 normal kidneys and a weird deformed half kidney that only knew how to produce stones. She was out of school a lot until they finally chopped that sucker out. I'm grateful for my perfectly normal kidneys.
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Kindeez nutz lol
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