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 Pictured: Joe and Derek sharing an intimate moment Any action by an NFL team has ramifications for some or all other NFL teams. It is rare, however, for a team to complete a season in which it overwhelmingly and concretely betters the position of one particular franchise. When a team goes above and beyond to benefit one specific team it is only appropriate for the fans of that team to recognize them and show appreciation. I hereby recognize the material benefits the Las Vegas Raiders have brought the 2021 Cincinnati Bengals and declare that they are Allies to all Bengals fans. All honorable Bengals fans will immediately act accordingly. I do not know whether it is necessary to elaborate on what the Raiders have done to earn this, or what it entails, but I will in case anyone should find it helpful. What have the Raiders done?
You can pretty convincingly argue that Vegas has done more to ensure the Bengals reach the postseason than they have for themselves.  Pictured: Bengals' Johnston and Raiders' Lee, presumably sharing a friendly smooch What do fans of either team need to do? Raiders: Nothing. Any reciprocal good will is appreciated, but your obligations have already been fulfilled. Bengals: Do not insult or otherwise snipe at the Raiders or their fans. In situations where the rooting interests of the Raiders do not directly contradict those of the Bengals you are expected to support the Raiders. In situations where rooting for the Raiders does actively conflict with Bengals interests you should act appropriately contrite. Show general comradery with Raiders fans and support for their players. Retaliation to real or perceived slights should be tempered and/or avoided to a reasonable degree. What is the duration for the Raiders status as Allies to the Bengals? There is no official end date. The Raiders can terminate this relationship with a severe breach of friendship (such as a targeting or personal foul that results in a lingering injury). Unless the Raiders present a specific and readily apparent cause Bengals fans are obligated to show good will to the Raiders from this point forwards.
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i'll kill the raiders
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gently caress the raiders and now the Bengals
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Chucktesla posted:gently caress the raiders and now the Bengals Many are saying this
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Bo Jackson's career ended in a game against the Bengals. This was not only a sad day for Raiders fans, it was a travesty for any fan of football. That man had a combination of size, speed and power that has never been matched and probably never will be. gently caress the Bengals
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Los Poo Gas Raiders
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Now I have to root against the Bengals, a team I often forget exists, from a city that even Kentucky didn't want.
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I had a weird dream last night that Tyrone Wheatley came back to the NFL and signed with the Ravens and was having a great season and ran against his former team the Raiders in the playoffs. But the Ravens were weirdly wearing orange.
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I agree with your thesis, sir.
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quite convincing. I have actually noticed that the the two franchises share some significant similarities. long lost twins, nearly
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You know what else the Bengals and Raiders share? 
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Good dog
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The Raiders are the Akili Smith of the NFL
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Highbrow Slick posted:The Raiders are the Akili Smith of the NFL Rude
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The raiders are cool and good.
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I declare the New England Patriots enemies to the NFL
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Orange and black is a cool color scheme. If you delete the orange and replace it with silver it is also a cool color scheme.
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Do you think ice cube and eazy-e went into the storage unit to pull out their old la raiders caps back when it was unclear where they were going to relocate to? Was that ever a time? If so did they keep catching a glimpse from the corner of their eye and thinking it was an icky woods jersey instead?
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really queer Christmas posted:Los Poo Gas Raiders  How do the bengals respond to this??
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I think the correct term is "accessory"
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I can never remember who roots for who if they don't have their team in their avatar, If that guy is a Bengals fan for shame.
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I'm a big Bengals guy personally
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I’m not against the concept of the Bengals. However, gently caress the Steelers.
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Chucktesla posted:gently caress the bengals and now the Raiders
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Black Sunshine posted:Bo Jackson's career ended in a game against the Bengals. Agreed, OP is engaged in Bo erasure and it’s sickening. The raiders would never accept this friendship.
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bo jackson ripped his own body apart because his teammates failed to block some nobody. easier to do what you're doing though, and expected of raiders fans aka burfict bros
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Cavauro posted:bo jackson ripped his own body apart because his teammates failed to block some nobody. Is this how yall are able to sleep at night? Telling yourself it was an inside job?
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Bo was injured on a routine tackle between two good and handsome teams. https://youtu.be/DcovPe9Ckxo It was bad luck for all football fans, but it could have happened in any game.
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random garbage nfl player Kevin Walker totally pulled bo jackson's hip out of alignment by doing a regular lovely leg grab "tackle" that is used somewhere between 15 and 60 times every sunday, or the strongest player who ever lived visibly did not go down to a leg tackle and immediately used all his power to pull away from it, pulling his own hip out of place. must be the first thing the raiders are enemy #1 above the steelers for placing a false curse on the bengals. like i said i'll kill the raiders Cavauro fucked around with this message at 01:03 on Dec 23, 2021 |
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i accidentally put the wrong shirt. hold on
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sorry for getting pissed. i'm drinking ice cold juice to calm down
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I owe an apology to all of the Raiders fans and their families for my outburst in this thread. I realize now that what I said was offensive to you and your families. I am very sorry. I know you look forward to the Bengals never winning a playoff game again because of what they did to Bo Jackson. It was certainly the fault of the Cincinnati Bengals that Bo Jackson became injured in a time where doctors were too stupid to fix people right. I can't undo what I have done but I am glad that you let me know how you felt. Please accept my sincere apology for my insensitivity and be assured that I will no longer say I'm going to kill the raiders.
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Cavauro posted:I owe an apology to all of the Raiders fans and their families for my outburst in this thread. I realize now that what I said was offensive to you and your families. I am very sorry. I know you look forward to the Bengals never winning a playoff game again because of what they did to Bo Jackson. It was certainly the fault of the Cincinnati Bengals that Bo Jackson became injured in a time where doctors were too stupid to fix people right. I can't undo what I have done but I am glad that you let me know how you felt. Please accept my sincere apology for my insensitivity and be assured that I will no longer say I'm going to kill the raiders. gently caress the Raiders
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my head was so hot before i drank that ice cold juice. it was probably 107 degrees on my head before i got that juice down my gullet
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Cavauro posted:i'll kill the raiders
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Harold Godwinson posted:i'll kill the raiders
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I'll root for the Bengals in the playoffs unless they face my team. Fortunately I'll never have to worry about my team facing the Raiders in the playoffs.
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