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whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
Mine is to make this hand gesture more:



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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
1600 x 1440

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!
I'm gonna resolve to be more assertive and take care of my own wellbeing better rather than ignoring myself to make others happy.
But to try and do that without being a jerk.

And also to lose a little weight I guess.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


gently caress bitches get money

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i don't usually do resolutions but i guess i want to continue and build on the positive habits i've managed to develop over lockdown (playing music, working out, keeping my house clean, cooking more) and avoid regressing into my negative habits (sitting around all day reading people post about pee and poop on an internet forum)

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Survive another year.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I want to continue not drinking. Things have been getting much better since I stopped. Not great, but better I guess. I'm still doing ECT and might do it into beginning of the new year. So I'll be starting on a positive...ish..... note. I'll be starting in the YLLS Weight Loss thread again for maybe the 5th-6th time because I always drink the weight that I lost back on. I'm currently above my January starting weight by like 2lbs.

So I am going to do the classic "lose weight and get healthier." I'm an expert at it though.

I also encourage every other GBS poster to join us in there! It's a positive albeit not so talkative group. More people would be much better!

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Trying hard but not coming up with any strategies in how to improve on utter perfection

If anyone has a suggestion please let me know

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
Get an erection from heterosexual thoughts

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
i'm going to eat a lot more fig newtons

Cannibal Llama
Jan 3, 2020

Cannibal Llama sounds like it could be a zany intentional throwback to mid OOs Penguin of Doom tier usernames but it also sounds like it could be the name of the lamest possible Metal Gear Solid boss so please don't make fun of it.
Cut back on masturbating. Only twice a day at most.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Commit at least one heinous non-posting related crime

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Mooey Cow posted:

Commit at least one heinous non-posting related crime

Have you decided which one yet?

Vitruvian Manic
Dec 5, 2021

by Fluffdaddy
I'm going to get back into freebasing.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

runnypoops posted:

Get an erection from heterosexual thoughts

stop watching sissy hypno vids bratan

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
My New Year's Resolution is to get Pennywise the Frown to enjoy an anime!

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Aardvark! posted:

Have you decided which one yet?

I'm thinking forgery or some sort of juvenile delinquency.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I am going to become a rocket scientist OP.

Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...

2020 - Got divorced. Got COVID (that's a missed goal). Frantically sold my house after working 50+ hours on it every week for months. Started treating my ADHD.

2021 - Got serious about therapy. Got really into bicycles. Hit my goal weight of 165 (I'm 5'10"). Moved out of the Midwest to Los Angeles (l8 losers). Started smoking weed again (a good thing imo).

2022 - Find me a bang maid (or really just date; I'm not picky). Get some drat muscles. Get a promotion at work. Maybe complete a few songs?

poo poo, that's all serious posting. I meant to say "stop making GBS threads my pants" but we all know that's not gonna happen.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I shall consume nutrients and produce poop like every other year. Another successful resolution!

Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...

Colonel Cancer posted:

I shall consume nutrients and produce poop like every other year. Another successful resolution!

gently caress ya. Get it, homie

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Elentor posted:

Survive another year.

Honestly same. My intermediate goal is stupidly to play the new Borderlands, Tiny Tina's Wonderlands.

It's dumb as poo poo but I played the entire series with my best friend who passed away in September. I loved those games but loading up BL3 just makes me break down. I'm hoping using the new one to reassociate with positive emotions will help.

If the game sucks lol I'm hosed :v:

My life is just a series of clock rundowns.

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

To finally ascend duh, but not like in a one-way morbid kind of way where at the end of your labyrinth of trials they tell you that you gotta give em your Steam password and sell your place for under market value because loving tick-tock as he taps his wrist and all that.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
oh i thought of a better answer

1920x1200

mkvltra
Nov 1, 2020

To not buy any games on Steam other than Elden Ring and to only play stuff I already own.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Meme Poker Party posted:

My New Year's Resolution is to get Pennywise the Frown to enjoy an anime!

You've already lost.


mkvltra posted:

To not buy any games on Steam other than Elden Ring and to only play stuff I already own.

You too probably. Just give that goal up right now.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

The Scientist posted:

Mine is to make this hand gesture more:





That's probably the best resolution I've ever seen

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

All my farts will smell like roses.

Tuna-Fire
Mar 4, 2001

etcetera, etcetera
Hair Elf
Play more video games and exercise more

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Less booze. Start preparing for the 2024 Civil War and vast societal breakdown that will occur.

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
I think we can all agree that the balldo let us down in 2021 but in 2022 we are gonna find the real deal maybe a flexible tube with a fleshlight on one end and a dildo on the other that you can use to peg yourself with your own dick

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
get absolutely ripped and start crushing pussy every day.




oh wait, nothing would change then :whatup:

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

mkvltra posted:

To not buy any games on Steam other than Elden Ring and to only play stuff I already own.

this is a good one

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

The Scientist posted:

Mine is to make this hand gesture more:





Continue to be the last person on earth. So far, so alone.

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
Definitely give more orgasms than I get.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
buy a second monitor

NC Wyeth Death Cult
Dec 30, 2005

He lost his life in Chadds Ford, he was dancing with a train.
Continuing to hold the line at 800 x 600

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

NC Wyeth Death Cult posted:

Continuing to hold the line at 800 x 600

*Degausses you*


https://i.imgur.com/WVhhbEV.mp4

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
my wife and I have decided to become shipping magnates starting in 2022.

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Just to keep on vibing :) my new job has completely changed my mindset, in April I'm gonna finally be able to figure out who I am what I want out of life. Gonna take up running again in the spring because I lost so much weight doing that and I want to be there again.

It's not so much a resolution as a goal I'm striving towards

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