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I did not invent Hat Theory but I did convert to it many years ago. Hat Theory is simple: Everything is the Hat to something else. You are the hat to your chair. Your chair is the carpet's hat. This theory can be applied to anything, of any scale. Mount Everest is the Earth's hat. Your underwear is your rear end's hat. And so on. Thank you, GBS, for letting me in to your homes today to discuss Hat Theory.
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Aardvark! posted:I did not invent Hat Theory but I did convert to it many years ago. Hat Theory is simple: What about the earth's core OP?
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Dec 22, 2021 00:14
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and what about the turtle carrying the earth's core?
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Dec 22, 2021 00:15
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OPs are thread hats.
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Dec 22, 2021 00:16
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And what about the empty hollowness I feel inside?
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Dec 22, 2021 00:17
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jazzyhattrick posted:What about the earth's core OP? According to Wikipedia, the center of the earth consists of an Iron-nickel alloy. You see, the iron is the hat to the nickel. The nickel is the hat to the iron. This perfect beauty is reflected many places.in nature,
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Dec 22, 2021 00:18
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As we've never actually seen the Earth's core, it's also possible that there's simply a gnome or goblin of some kind wearing the core as a hat down there
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Dec 22, 2021 00:19
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Your rear end in a top hat is the hat to my dick OP
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Dec 22, 2021 00:21
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runnypoops posted:Your rear end in a top hat is the hat to my dick OP No it's not. Now apologize to me for saying something so crass.
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Dec 22, 2021 00:22
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My dick is the hat to my balls.
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Dec 22, 2021 00:23
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Aardvark! posted:No it's not. Now apologize to me for saying something so crass. Too late i already busted
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Dec 22, 2021 00:25
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 Applying hat theory to this hat of a popular football team. Is the pom pom the hat to the hat? Or is the pom pom part of the hat? And by hat, I clearly mean beanie. I am just saying hat because it is fun to say.
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Dec 22, 2021 00:31
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runnypoops posted:Too late i already busted good heavens, somebody put a hat on that splooge
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Dec 22, 2021 00:31
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An interesting theory ofuniversal duality where every top has a bottom.
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Dec 22, 2021 00:39
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old timey people wore top hats all wrong and poo poo. it was supposed to be worn on top of another hat so it was the top hat. a hat to the other hat. loving idiot old timey people, wearing one hat and calling it a top hat. i freakin hate them.
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Dec 22, 2021 00:41
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Chief McHeath posted:old timey people wore top hats all wrong and poo poo. I'm glad they're dead.
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Dec 22, 2021 00:42
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Mozi posted:and what about the turtle carrying the earth's core? the turtle, as it moves through the cosmos, is the Universe’s hat e: *a* hat, as obviously the Universe is obliged to wear many hats
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Dec 22, 2021 00:43
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Hat theory is the hat on theories.
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Dec 22, 2021 01:41
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In Rand McNally they wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.
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Dec 22, 2021 01:59
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Dec 22, 2021 02:12
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my rear end is the hat of the toilet
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Dec 22, 2021 02:17
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So like, ketchup is French fries hat. But then a ketchup bottle is ketchups hat. And then the factory is the bottles hat. And then corporate America and then the Illuminati and then, who is the Illuminati’s hat? 
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Dec 22, 2021 02:26
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what about a photon?
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Dec 22, 2021 02:33
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Bad Purchase posted:what about a photon? It's a wave and a particle, each is the other's hat
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Dec 22, 2021 02:43
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What if the hat on your head is turned inside out? Does that make you the hat's hat or the hat to everything but you?
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Dec 22, 2021 02:51
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what about an idea or thought?
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Dec 22, 2021 02:54
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Docking, but you can't seem to agree on who will be the hat.
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Dec 22, 2021 02:55
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This sounds suspiciously like shoe theory.
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Dec 22, 2021 02:57
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If everything is a hat and has a hat, can God create something that is antihat? Is there space for a negahat that refuses to get hat hair?
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Dec 22, 2021 02:59
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I guess Outer space is the lack of a hat?
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Dec 22, 2021 03:10
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I think the ladder theory was being talked about sincerely when I joined the forums here, instead of endlessly mocked. Remember the ladder theory?
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Dec 22, 2021 03:13
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:So like, ketchup is French fries hat. But then a ketchup bottle is ketchups hat. And then the factory is the bottles hat. And then corporate America and then the Illuminati and then, who is the Illuminati’s hat? 
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Dec 22, 2021 03:20
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The Bloop posted:It's a wave and a particle, each is the other's hat when tho in nature is a hat attached by its rear end to another hat? we're talking about a breakdown of classical millinery dynamics at the subatomic level here
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Dec 22, 2021 03:36
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I was led to understand that the hat/under-hat duality collapses at the moment it’s observed
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Dec 22, 2021 03:54
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beer gas canister posted:when tho in nature is a hat attached by its rear end to another hat? we're talking about a breakdown of classical millinery dynamics at the subatomic level here Schrodinger's hat
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Dec 22, 2021 04:34
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I think it's also important to determine the type of hat. For instance: If Canada is America's hat then it's probably a toque.
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Dec 22, 2021 04:38
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One time when I was I florida I banged a dude and his father. I called that a hat trick. Is that what you are talking about?
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Dec 22, 2021 04:57
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jimmy-hat trick
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Dec 22, 2021 05:12
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are shoes the hat to the feet or are feet the hat to the shoe? the shoe is worn in the feet, but the feet are on top of the shoe (you might argue that the uppers are above the foot, but they sit on top of the sole; the foot does not support them.)
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The shoes are the hat of the feet and that couldn't be more obvious.
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