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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Hat Theory
 
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jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Aardvark! posted:

I did not invent Hat Theory but I did convert to it many years ago. Hat Theory is simple:

Everything is the Hat to something else. You are the hat to your chair. Your chair is the carpet's hat.

This theory can be applied to anything, of any scale. Mount Everest is the Earth's hat. Your underwear is your rear end's hat. And so on.

Thank you, GBS, for letting me in to your homes today to discuss Hat Theory.

What about the earth's core OP?

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