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Mordekai
Sep 6, 2006

Salt in the wound eases the soul.
Whenever I read the thread title I mistake it for this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkRouk5b4ps

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Mordekai
Sep 6, 2006

Salt in the wound eases the soul.

Martman posted:

lol, someone should write Bam's speech from that but replace it with Deep Rocker

My best friend died in a mining accident four years ago. He's dead and gone. Hoxxes IV's his favorite place. I'm gonna build him a drilldozer.
You don't have be a miner to be an Deep Rocker. Andrew Stranberg is an Deep Rocker.

My other best friend is on dark morkite again. He's back in rehab for his sixteenth time. Good luck with that one. Sick of the bullshit. Sick of all this poo poo. I don't go out anymore, cause I hate every motherfucker, I don't care what they're up to. Four years I wasted, sippin on drinks at the Abyss bar, chit-chatting with loving nobodies. Now I stay at home, like a loving hermit. I'm not gonna take any poo poo from anyone.

I know what's going on. I got set up. I got jumped. Thank god the Scout wasn't there to watch me get my loving rear end kicked. He would have wound up with a black eye and prolly went to jail. He has a big mouth.

I live for this poo poo. I love it. Bring it the gently caress on.

Payback's a bitch motherfuck-

Mordekai fucked around with this message at 11:37 on Jan 19, 2022

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