no breathing allowed thread

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frump truck: hello... again!

here's the deal with this thread - you have to hold your breath when you click on it and then when you are about to exhale you need to leave the thread, or post your post whether it's finished or not

EDIT: no dying. dying is against the rules

frump truck fucked around with this message at 15:16 on Jan 6, 2022

# ? Dec 23, 2021 16:29

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 05:28

frump truck: hello... again!

this really adds a little bit of tension to the reading/posting experience

# ? Dec 23, 2021 16:30

Twenty Four

oops i screwed up sorry

# ? Dec 23, 2021 16:49

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

POST! GLahhhhh.....

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# ? Dec 23, 2021 17:40

Macnult

i have trained for tihuijefifeuijiuih

# ? Dec 23, 2021 18:26

gormless goblin

i do this crap every time a character in a movie goes underwater im a seasoned pro

# ? Dec 24, 2021 02:23

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

gormless goblin posted:

i do this crap every time a character in a movie goes underwater im a seasoned pro

that's a good rear end av u got there chum

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# ? Dec 24, 2021 02:39

alexandriao

im posting wjile holding breathe

# ? Dec 24, 2021 04:39

frump truck: hello... again!

Areola Grande posted:

that's a good rear end av u got there chum

i agree, very good av

# ? Dec 24, 2021 06:14

selan dyin

holding my breath to post this c

# ? Dec 24, 2021 12:08

Escape From Noise

Suffocation
No breathing
An empty quote is all that I'm pleading

# ? Dec 24, 2021 14:28

frump truck: hello... again!

Escape From Noise posted:

Suffocation
No breathing
An empty quote is all that I'm pleading

# ? Dec 24, 2021 18:18

hot cocoa on the couch

im doing the opposite. this thread is like a little air bubble in a cavern in the vast open sea that is the forums. i stop in here to catch a lil breath before i go on exploring other forums, always returning here for the oxygen. might even build a little base here

# ? Dec 24, 2021 19:51

frump truck: hello... again!

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

im doing the opposite. this thread is like a little air bubble in a cavern in the vast open sea that is the forums. i stop in here to catch a lil breath before i go on exploring other forums, always returning here for the oxygen. might even build a little base here

mods?!?

# ? Dec 24, 2021 22:19

JNCO BILOBA

this is like the opposite of a meditation thread, but weirdly similar to how I feel on twitter

# ? Dec 26, 2021 08:32

JNCO BILOBA

I like it

# ? Dec 26, 2021 08:32

Armitag3: Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

I didn't know the premise of the thread so I'm gonna post the whole steamed hams routine from memory in one breath ok here we go

# ? Dec 26, 2021 16:54

Armitag3: Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

well seymour i made it despite your directions
ah supperintendeddnt chalerms welcome, i hope youre prepared for an unforgtetable lungeons
myeh
oh egads my roast is ruined what if i were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking ohohohohoho delightfully devilish seymor
ah
seymor what are you doing
oh supepr

# ? Dec 26, 2021 16:55

Dumb Sex-Parrot

Is the rule that we need to read all the previous posts, or can we just scroll to the bottom???

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? Dec 26, 2021 17:22

frump truck: hello... again!

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Is the rule that we need to read all the previous posts, or can we just scroll to the bottom???

you can just scroll if you want

# ? Dec 27, 2021 02:33

frump truck: hello... again!

you can do whatever you want itt, but whatever you do you have to do it in one held breath

# ? Dec 27, 2021 02:35

frump truck: hello... again!

Armitag3 posted:

oh supepr

# ? Dec 27, 2021 02:37

frump truck: hello... again!

I accidentally just voted my own thread 2 because cell phone

# ? Dec 27, 2021 02:37

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

frump truck posted:

I accidentally just voted my own thread 2 because cell phone

lol

# ? Dec 27, 2021 02:41

Twenty Four

frump truck posted:

I accidentally just voted my own thread 2 because cell phone

Areola Grande posted:

lol

99% of the time I forget voting on a thread is even a thing I can do but I threw a 5'er down in your honor because of this lol

# ? Dec 27, 2021 03:51

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

same

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# ? Dec 27, 2021 03:53

doritto

this thread is a public health hazard but that makes it so much more cool just like it does with smoking

# ? Dec 27, 2021 04:04

JNCO BILOBA

worried this and subnautica has awakened something in me

# ? Dec 27, 2021 04:36

selan dyin

read the latest 12 posts, ahd to go back for a quick breather, back to post. oh no running out of breath

# ? Dec 27, 2021 04:48

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I just flew in from Miami and boy are my

:doggo:

glurb

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# ? Dec 27, 2021 05:33

frump truck: hello... again!

Twenty Four posted:

99% of the time I forget voting on a thread is even a thing I can do but I threw a 5'er down in your honor because of this lol

thanks!! i forgot the emoji for beer friend guy and i dont have enough breath to look it up

# ? Dec 27, 2021 05:40

Twenty Four

frump truck posted:

thanks!! i forgot the emoji for beer friend guy and i dont have enough breath to look it up

beerpal

# ? Dec 27, 2021 05:53

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Twenty Four posted:

beerpal

^^ this one is CRUCIAL imo

# ? Dec 27, 2021 06:01

gormless goblin

op i burped while getting my update does this contravene rules

# ? Dec 28, 2021 08:04

frump truck: hello... again!

gormless goblin posted:

op i burped while getting my update does this contravene rules

probably not

# ? Dec 28, 2021 16:52

Chrs

clicked thread holding breath still holding breath posting and and leaving

# ? Dec 28, 2021 17:31

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I was breathing the entire time, and I'll do it again!

# ? Dec 28, 2021 23:03

gormless goblin

society always needs outsiders ready to challenge the status quo

# ? Dec 29, 2021 00:11

gormless goblin

the worst part is hitting back like 4 times after reading and posting and it taking forever to get back to the topic list

e: don't tell me there's a hyperlink that's for wimps

# ? Dec 29, 2021 00:12

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 05:28

The Hello Machine: I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

I feel like I've reached level 2 of posting

# ? Dec 29, 2021 04:01

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