no breathing allowed thread

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Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

The Hello Machine posted:

I feel like I've reached level 2 of posting

took me a sec but lol

# ? Dec 29, 2021 04:03

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 06:06

gormless goblin

how many ppl misread the thread rules and just ended up dying and we'll never know

# ? Jan 5, 2022 18:43

baka of lathspell

reminds me of enthogens tbh luv the sense of drowning

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# ? Jan 5, 2022 21:41

frump truck: hello... again!

gormless goblin posted:

how many ppl misread the thread rules and just ended up dying and we'll never know

this is a good point. i will edit the op to make the thread safer

# ? Jan 6, 2022 15:16

gormless goblin

gormless goblin posted:

how many ppl misread the thread rules and just ended up dying and we'll never know

frump truck posted:

EDIT: no dying. dying is against the rules

this is the equivalent of the pope cancelling limbo and all those people just got cut loose in the etther--holy gently caress i cant finish this post/

# ? Jan 6, 2022 17:27

gormless goblin

you can tell what % of byob ppl are cowards (or have breathing impediments (or maybe its covid)) just by checking on this t--

edit: --hread

# ? Jan 14, 2022 01:29

frump truck: hello... again!

everyone here is the bravest person i know

# ? Jan 14, 2022 03:26

Escape From Noise

I'm postin' and I'm breathin'

# ? Jan 14, 2022 05:53

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Escape From Noise posted:

I'm postin' and I'm breathin'

# ? Jan 14, 2022 05:54

Ass-penny

It's too late for safety, op, I died. Thousands have died

# ? Jan 14, 2022 06:04

selan dyin

posting, looking forward to breathing again soon

# ? Jan 14, 2022 09:17

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

not posting b/c this thread killed me immediately

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# ? Jan 15, 2022 07:36

frump truck: hello... again!

Escape From Noise posted:

I'm postin' and I'm breathin'

but not at the same time in this thread

# ? Jan 16, 2022 02:36

frump truck: hello... again!

Areola Grande posted:

not posting b/c this thread killed me immediately

no dying. dying is against the rules

# ? Jan 16, 2022 02:38

frump truck: hello... again!

pressing back and then forward in chrome brings your right back to where you stopped reading its very nice for this thread

# ? Jan 16, 2022 02:39

Twenty Four

Thinking that maybe the thread title is a command directed towards the thread itself, and I'm free to breathe at will. It says "no breathing allowed thread" not "no breathing allowed posters"

# ? Jan 16, 2022 02:47

frump truck: hello... again!

Twenty Four posted:

Thinking that maybe the thread title is a command directed towards the thread itself, and I'm free to breathe at will. It says "no breathing allowed thread" not "no breathing allowed posters"

yeah but the first post explains more clearly. also no dying

# ? Jan 16, 2022 17:04

Uria aalge: Chi-la-la-la-lax

this is good lung training

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# ? Jan 16, 2022 17:09

knuthgrush: Be brave; clench fists.

I cannpost forever I held my breath before I clicked the thread and hit reply now I'm typing hahahahaha thumbs are blazing last my head is getting light hutbim gonna make it like a solid 30 DEC or something I think maybe BYOB remember me when I pas

# ? Jan 16, 2022 21:41

gormless goblin

this is the thread that everyone will remember later on as teaching them how fragile life is hhhh hhhhh

# ? Jan 17, 2022 05:27

Twenty Four

frump truck posted:

yeah but the first post explains more clearly. also no dying

of course but "doing it wrong" is a time honored byob tradition!

# ? Jan 17, 2022 21:48

gormless goblin

sometimes i find myself holding my breath randomly while reading byob threads and then i realize im not in the no breathing thread

# ? Jan 21, 2022 02:16

knuthgrush: Be brave; clench fists.

We're being conditioned by op to breathe less and post more. What does it all mean?

# ? Jan 21, 2022 20:32

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 06:06

gormless goblin

me, the doctor, zapping this thread every time it goes quiet: "BREATHE DAMMIT!"
everyone in the thread in unison: "WE CAN'T!!!"

# ? Jan 28, 2022 15:41

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