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My bidet just went on full power and caused a slapping motion on my rectum
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Jan 12, 2023 17:32
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I like a good slap every now and again
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Jan 12, 2023 17:33
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Nothing like waking up in the morning with a cup of coffee, and a big ol’ spank. Just don’t hold the coffee while getting spanked..
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Jan 12, 2023 17:38
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The answer to your question is the butt doesn’t usually care about spanking in the long run. Butt only gets temporarily pissed off and surprised. It would take a lot to actually do permanent, physical damage. So spank away to your heart’s content.
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Jan 12, 2023 17:42
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im not putting my hand anywhere near where the poop comes from
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Jan 12, 2023 17:53
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Paracelsus believed that three elements constituted all matter in the universe: sulphur, salt and the butt.
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Jan 12, 2023 17:54
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it's not good, unless you like a tanned hide
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Jan 12, 2023 18:12
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Good Sphere posted:The answer to your question is the butt doesn’t usually care about spanking in the long run. Butt only gets temporarily pissed off and surprised. It would take a lot to actually do permanent, physical damage. So spank away to your heart’s content. i once flew from melbourne to dubai (14 hours or something) and took two sleeping pills and two beers (dumb as poo poo). i completely zonked out and woke up like 10 hours later with a very sore buttcheek, and ever since there’s one particular spot deep within my rear end cushions that is painful if i sit on it and just the wrong angle in conclusion, butts are not invincible
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Jan 14, 2023 08:19
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Butts are often thinner and narrower than the flushed out cake you see on the TikTok so even the juicy ones are gonna be slightly more to the center than you think, OP. Stay on target.
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Jan 14, 2023 09:48
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Sucks when you karate chop a big lovely buttcrack and you get poo poo on your hand and then of course your nose itches and you’re in the middle of alternating streams of piss and jizz like some sort of fuckin showoff, and the irony comes when you itch your nose mid piss and get a lovely piece of poo poo up your nose like a wet booger and sneeze poo poo out onto your tongue and then you hork the rest of the poo poo down onto your chin and its just dripping into your homemade salsa that’s completely ruined now and people are probably going to go home because of it and omg you are a horrible host with poo poo all over you. 
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Jan 14, 2023 15:04
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHFhnnTWMgI
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Jan 14, 2023 15:07
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I had this thread bookmarked but i don't remember it at all. Bless you nooner for bringing it back into the spotlight
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Jan 14, 2023 15:24
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Dixville posted:I had this thread bookmarked but i don't remember it at all. Bless you nooner for bringing it back into the spotlight 
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Jan 14, 2023 16:36
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Sucks when you karate chop a big lovely buttcrack and you get poo poo on your hand and then of course your nose itches and you’re in the middle of alternating streams of piss and jizz like some sort of fuckin showoff, and the irony comes when you itch your nose mid piss and get a lovely piece of poo poo up your nose like a wet booger and sneeze poo poo out onto your tongue and then you hork the rest of the poo poo down onto your chin and its just dripping into your homemade salsa that’s completely ruined now and people are probably going to go home because of it and omg you are a horrible host with poo poo all over you. Tell me about it. Hate that poo poo.
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Jan 14, 2023 16:38
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Each butt slap we enjoy increases life expectancy by a whole minute (60 seconds), for better or for worse.
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Jan 14, 2023 17:17
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My butt remains unslapped. I go through my days hoping, no, praying that someone will finally, forcefully put their hand to my unslapped butt yet unslapped it remains. I do not understand. Won't someone please leave a distinct handprint on my virgin unslapped rear end
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Jan 16, 2023 19:39
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just gently caress or pee in a butt and get over it early if youre all wired up on this poo poo after like 30 35 tops... youre a problem demographic
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Jan 16, 2023 20:00
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They are indeed good for blood circulation in the buttocks
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Jan 16, 2023 20:11
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maybe blue rear end covid can be cured by slapping, get some red blood back in those cheeks
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Sucks when you karate chop a big lovely buttcrack and you get poo poo on your hand and then of course your nose itches and you’re in the middle of alternating streams of piss and jizz like some sort of fuckin showoff, and the irony comes when you itch your nose mid piss and get a lovely piece of poo poo up your nose like a wet booger and sneeze poo poo out onto your tongue and then you hork the rest of the poo poo down onto your chin and its just dripping into your homemade salsa that’s completely ruined now and people are probably going to go home because of it and omg you are a horrible host with poo poo all over you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNnvm5SM5bM&t=54s
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