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Armitag3: Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

CPR
starting a lawn mower
leaving an army recruiter's office

# ? Dec 26, 2021 16:46

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# ? May 5, 2024 16:30

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

squirting blobs of icing on lots of little cakes in a practiced and efficient manner

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Dec 26, 2021 21:41

doritto

jerkin my gherkin

# ? Dec 26, 2021 21:58

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

doritto posted:

jerkin my gherkin

Using a sewing machine to suture up a patient after open heart surgery

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Dec 27, 2021 00:07

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

You can do sex in the cold

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Dec 27, 2021 00:09

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

∞

Viginti Septem fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Dec 27, 2021

# ? Dec 27, 2021 01:40

Dads Dip Cup

dragging files that contain incriminating evidence that implicate you in various crimes into the recycle bin

# ? Dec 27, 2021 03:04

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Singing the lyrics to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song.

Checking and unchecking the box on your tax form indicating you would like to donate $1 to the Presidential Campaign Fund.

Moving the laser pointer that you are taunting a cat with.

Adding, one drop at a time, the laundry soap to the washing machine.

Driving over the pavement expansion gaps on the highway.

# ? Dec 27, 2021 05:38

frump truck: hello... again!

Ironically dying

# ? Dec 27, 2021 05:39

Finger Prince

Reading the New York Times.

# ? Dec 27, 2021 05:51

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Metal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDW_HK1Xmv8

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? Dec 27, 2021 06:09

Twenty Four

every possible crime

# ? Dec 27, 2021 07:30

Dads Dip Cup

armpit fart noises

# ? Dec 27, 2021 08:58

Armitag3: Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Buttchocks posted:

Singing the lyrics to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song.

Ha ha ha ha roflmao roflmao

# ? Dec 28, 2021 04:38

Finger Prince

Hyperventilate

# ? Dec 28, 2021 13:14

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Finger Prince posted:

Hyperventilate

lol

# ? Dec 28, 2021 14:14

free Trapt CD: *~~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings
*~~*

cocaine

# ? Dec 28, 2021 14:14

google THIS

Playing the staying alive track in a rhythm game

google THIS fucked around with this message at 01:05 on Dec 29, 2021

# ? Dec 29, 2021 01:03

google THIS

Singing staying alive at a karaoke bar

google THIS fucked around with this message at 01:05 on Dec 29, 2021

# ? Dec 29, 2021 01:03

google THIS

Performing a DBZ themed parody of staying alive called saiyan alive

# ? Dec 29, 2021 01:04

Finger Prince

https://i.imgur.com/0VeDBNU.mp4

# ? Dec 29, 2021 08:24

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Unbuttoning a button-down dress shirt

Crossing out names in a phone book

Farting in the car that you borrowed from a friend

Dipping McNuggets into honey

Tossing salt and/or sand onto an icy sidewalk

# ? Dec 29, 2021 11:51

frump truck: hello... again!

Finger Prince posted:

https://i.imgur.com/0VeDBNU.mp4

# ? Dec 29, 2021 17:51

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Finding true love

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zm4S_FnGEo

# ? Dec 29, 2021 18:04

FutonForensic

kegels

# ? Dec 29, 2021 22:01

Ass-penny

Finger Prince posted:

https://i.imgur.com/0VeDBNU.mp4

# ? Dec 30, 2021 02:35

Heather Papps: hello friend

dancing?

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 30, 2021 02:51

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

staying alive

# ? Dec 30, 2021 13:40

WithoutTheFezOn: Oh no

Counting to 100 in a minute.

# ? Dec 30, 2021 14:12

idiotsavant

taking a big ol ebullient poop

# ? Dec 30, 2021 18:07

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

idiotsavant posted:

taking a big ol ebullient poop

wait for the long notes before emitting an effervescent poop

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Dec 30, 2021 18:13

Manifisto

arson

I'm picturing a firebug happily splashing gasoline everywhere while humming to himself "ah, ah, ah, ah, setting a fire! setting a fire!"

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Dec 30, 2021 22:32

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

grinding pepper onto someone's dinner with one of those huge pepper grinders

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Dec 30, 2021 22:34

Bodyholes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSORtKfyVk0

You can listen to Eminem to the beat of staying alive.

Bodyholes fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Dec 31, 2021

# ? Dec 31, 2021 01:44

The Walrus Cancer: If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.

singing Another One Bites The Dust

# ? Dec 31, 2021 04:27

The Walrus Cancer: If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.

Committing war crimes

# ? Dec 31, 2021 04:28

Uria aalge: Chi-la-la-la-lax

Getting up, taking a shower, getting dressed, having breakfast, going to work on the light rail, saying hello to a colleague, thinking about buying a coffee, working some more, going back, only just missing the train, realising there is no bus, walking, catching the next one, walking, getting home, having dinner with family, bath-time, bedtime, watching something on a streaming service, going to bed, sleeping, waking up, getting up, having breakfast, taking a shower, thinking about coffee, having coffee, thinking about work, getting up, getting down, getting on, going down, waking up, walking, walking, walking

Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!

Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

# ? Jan 13, 2022 19:14

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Dads Dip Cup posted:

dragging files that contain incriminating evidence that implicate you in various crimes into the recycle bin

placing incriminating papers in the shredder

# ? Jan 13, 2022 21:43

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

free Trapt CD posted:

cocaine

is there anything you can't do blow to?

# ? Jan 13, 2022 21:44

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# ? May 5, 2024 16:30

Manifisto

Uria aalge posted:

Getting up, taking a shower, getting dressed, having breakfast, going to work on the light rail, saying hello to a colleague, thinking about buying a coffee, working some more, going back, only just missing the train, realising there is no bus, walking, catching the next one, walking, getting home, having dinner with family, bath-time, bedtime, watching something on a streaming service, going to bed, sleeping, waking up, getting up, having breakfast, taking a shower, thinking about coffee, having coffee, thinking about work, getting up, getting down, getting on, going down, waking up, walking, walking, walking

the poetry slam thread is thataway friend

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jan 13, 2022 22:06

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