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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Mr. Nice! posted:

Because this is a meaningless game, Dallas is going to look incredible. They are about to curbstomp the football team. Then there will be a week of gushing about how good the cowboys are before they get shut out by the cardinals next week.

Have you seen the Cardinals lately? :barf:

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

MrMojok posted:

Every single time Walls comes up people have to bring up The Catch

There are a lot of more interesting things about Walls that should be discussed, such as: how did he play CB in the NFL with 4.7-4.8 speed

He’s in two of the most famous clips in NFL Films history: The Catch and also the clip of Wide Right from Super Bowl XXV because he was a starting CB for the Giants that year and on their field goal block unit at the end of that game.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Quiet Feet posted:

I have nothing more to add to the title.

Rude

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Have you seen the Cardinals lately? :barf:

Have you seen the Cowboys this season when they play a good team?

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Elephanthead posted:

Strength of schedule tie breaker


Grittybeard posted:

Strength of victory schedule or something I'd guess if that's the case.

Can't be victory because the Raiders beat the Cowboys. :iiam: beyond what I'm willing to figure out right now.

Ah I see

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Does Dr. Hienki use the horse paste or did he get the mark of the beast?

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Diggs still has time to break Night Train Lane’s record, in fact I hope to see him do it tonight against WFT

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Hey that was fancy Heineke.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



I feel bad for the Washington Footballs right now

Valt
May 14, 2006

Oh HELL yeah.
Ultra Carp

Mr. Nice! posted:

Have you seen the Cowboys this season when they play a good team?

Yah but the cardinals are in their collapse part of their season.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Mr. Nice! posted:

Have you seen the Cowboys this season when they play a good team?

The Cardinals are a good team?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Valt posted:

Yah but the cardinals are in their collapse part of their season.

The cowboys will be there next week, friend. This is how comedy works.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

The Bananana posted:

I feel bad for the Washington Footballs right now

I feel bad for all of us having to watch this

Valt
May 14, 2006

Oh HELL yeah.
Ultra Carp

Mr. Nice! posted:

The cowboys will be there next week, friend. This is how comedy works.

Well comedy is all about timing after all.

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Lmao Gregory rolling over to say hi

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
That worked out way way better than it should have CeeDee.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

EvilBlackRailgun posted:

Lmao Gregory rolling over to say hi

He now has covid

Valt
May 14, 2006

Oh HELL yeah.
Ultra Carp

EvilBlackRailgun posted:

Lmao Gregory rolling over to say hi

So far this game has NFL scrimmage vibes all over.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Careful Lawrence, that's borderline taunting

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



God drat lamb is good.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I like Eli commercials better than Peyton commercials.

v legit thought that was Eli

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
loving Cooper Manning commercials what fresh hell is this?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Its Rinaldo posted:

loving Cooper Manning commercials what fresh hell is this?

The kids will have them soon

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Mr. Nice! posted:

God drat lamb is good.

e: x2

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Mr. Nice! posted:

God drat lamb is good.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Good catch lamb

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




WFT just isn’t even competitive tonight :cripes:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Mr. Nice! posted:

God drat lamb is good.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

WFT just isn’t even competitive tonight :cripes:

The Cowboys are an awful match up for WFT.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





So is Kellen Moore back to being an offensive genius now or is he poo poo? I don't keep track week to week.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




:fork: WFT

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Quiet Feet posted:

So is Kellen Moore back to being an offensive genius now or is he poo poo? I don't keep track week to week.

:iiam:

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I don’t like this I don’t like this one bit

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Dalton “Charles” Schultz

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Diggs has as many or more picks than each of the 2015/16/17/18/19/20 Dallas teams had

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Quiet Feet posted:

So is Kellen Moore back to being an offensive genius now or is he poo poo? I don't keep track week to week.

I don’t think we’ll really know til the first playoff game.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Quiet Feet posted:

So is Kellen Moore back to being an offensive genius now or is he poo poo? I don't keep track week to week.

Why can't it be both taco meme

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Cowboys would be a better team if they considered Pollard to be their every down back and Zeke to be the change of pace hammer like the Packers do with Dillon.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Oh boy. Miley Cyrus and Pete Davidson. :thunkgun:

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Greg Sirloin

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