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gently caress the Cowboys
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Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

The funniest part of this is reading WFT socials, which is basically a collection of the dumbest loving dudes on Earth shouting "POLITICS RUINED THE TEAM, BRING BACK THE WINNING REDSKINS NEXT YEAR." How can one city have some of the smartest and well off fans in the Capitals and Nationals and then the dumbest loving idiots on Earth with WFT

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

BlindSite posted:

Iirc the single game point record for a team is 72.

By Washington actually, so they have a chance to be on both sides of that stat if Dallas scores exactly 72.

Dallas will put on the breaks I'm sure, but it'd be a random kinda cool thing if that happened.

UltraShame
Nov 6, 2006

Vocabulum.

Codependent Poster posted:

Washington Football-Like Substance Team

It's legally a Sports Team!

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

harperdc posted:

the Cowboys only pour it on in the second half if somehow 1995 Steve Spurrier is on the other end of Mike McCarthy's headset.

Do I believe that McCarthy can do it? No. Do I think that McCarthy is desperately trying to prove to America, and maybe even himself, that his dick still works? Yes.

He will try.

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





Shammypants posted:

The funniest part of this is reading WFT socials, which is basically a collection of the dumbest loving dudes on Earth shouting "POLITICS RUINED THE TEAM, BRING BACK THE WINNING REDSKINS NEXT YEAR." How can one city have some of the smartest and well off fans in the Capitals and Nationals and then the dumbest loving idiots on Earth with WFT

Seeing the team come out in old redskins uniforms as part of some Snyder meltdown would be just about the only thing that could redeem this awful game

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Grittybeard posted:

Dallas will put on the breaks I'm sure, but it'd be a random kinda cool thing if that happened.

I don't know, it would be a very Jerry Jones thing to call down to McCarthy and order him to sweep the leg.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


sure okay posted:

Seeing the team come out in old redskins uniforms as part of some Snyder meltdown would be just about the only thing that could redeem this awful game
We are the Mighty Redskins!!

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
I could actually see the "biggest blowout" trivia answer being something that Jerry Jones covets.

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

What the gently caress is this prediction dude's accent :psyduck:

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Bring back the Transatlantic Accent imo

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Grittybeard posted:

By Washington actually, so they have a chance to be on both sides of that stat if Dallas scores exactly 72.

Dallas will put on the breaks I'm sure, but it'd be a random kinda cool thing if that happened.

I still think the way wft is melting down if they want to turn their pass rush loose they might fall rear end backwards into another 2 tds in the 3rd. Then you'd kind of have to go after it wouldn't you?

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Jesus, did Washington just forget to come out to the field in the first half?

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Washington already the victim of the Monday Night Massacre

Today is the Sunday Night ______?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Silly Burrito posted:

Jesus, did Washington just forget to come out to the field in the first half?

They started the game sacking Dak twice in a row and forcing a three and out!

...

That did not keep happening.

Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Washington already the victim of the Monday Night Massacre

Today is the Sunday Night ______?

Slaughter

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Washington already the victim of the Monday Night Massacre

Today is the Sunday Night ______?

Shellacking

e: ^^ "Slaughter" is better

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Fuckin 3rd and long draws

Silent Movie
Jul 23, 2007
why is dak still in the game

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Silent Movie posted:

why is dak still in the game

Probably won't be again after that sack, unless Washington scores another miracle TD

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Oh Al you’ll be long dead by then.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Oh Al you’ll be long dead by then.

He doesn't eat vegetables, drinks like a fish and he's made it this far. He might be immortal.

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

I’ve just now realized, two years after the fact, that the name change also means they no longer play Hail to the Redskins at home games

quote:


Hail to the Redskins!
Hail Victory!
Braves on the Warpath!
Fight for old D.C.!
Run or pass and score—We want a lot more!
Beat 'em, Swamp 'em,
Touchdown! -- Let the points soar!
Fight on, fight on 'Til you have won
Sons of Wash-ing-ton. Rah!, Rah!, Rah!
Hail to the Redskins!
Hail Victory!
Braves on the Warpath!
Fight for old D.C.!

Arcella
Dec 16, 2013

Shiny and Chrome
I liked when Al referenced Kodak Brownies in almost 2022.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Proteus Jones posted:

Shellacking

e: ^^ "Slaughter" is better

Shitshow :smug:

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Scoreboard chat

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Checked the score and laughed my rear end off

Then checked the clock and hooooly poo poo

If you're Dak how do you not go "let me have a 9 TD game"

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Grittybeard posted:

He doesn't eat vegetables, drinks like a fish and he's made it this far. He might be immortal.

Lol

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Wft got a stop :siren:

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


They're gonna be talking about phobias and poo poo by mid 4th

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




why are the cowboys starters still in

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Fate Accomplice posted:

why are the cowboys starters still in

Fat Mike is very dumb

TheSlutPit
Dec 26, 2009

This game sucks

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Fate Accomplice posted:

why are the cowboys starters still in

Jerry Jones isn’t interested in a message, he wants a manifesto

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
That is out before he's down, but sure, in the grasp/forward progress/whatever who the hell cares run the clock.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Fate Accomplice posted:

why are the cowboys starters still in

Never too late to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


What the gently caress, I got home, saw the score and assumed the game was over. There's a full half left?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Fate Accomplice posted:

why are the cowboys starters still in

WFT brought their own benches to Dallas and Fat Mike would not let it slide

SAY YOHO
Oct 5, 2021
LOL

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


LMAO

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Lmao

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