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Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Listen, a franchise can't recover from the kind of psychic damage t-rex arms can cause.

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ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

Chucktesla posted:

How is the lesson with this tackle class not that arm length can be overrated if the guy checks every other box of being a good tackle

Beats me. Probably like QB, where if you get the guy who has all of the measurables and he's legit it can change your franchise (Josh Allen).

Hopefully Carolina used that to their advantage and got a decent Oline piece in the 3rd round, cause lord knows outside of Moton the rest of the line is a dumpster fire.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

FizFashizzle posted:

Top two LT ratings this year have been Christensen, and he has 2/3 of the ones rated in the green. is he just the starter moving forward now?

https://twitter.com/daringantt/status/1478049257122893833?s=20

The Bucs absolutely abused him 2 weeks ago. I'm not sure he's the guy you want at LT. Maybe this last game to finish Darnold off.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
I hope he's doing all this only to stay another season

https://twitter.com/DougKyed/status/1478135180611235842

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







wandler20 posted:

The Bucs absolutely abused him 2 weeks ago. I'm not sure he's the guy you want at LT. Maybe this last game to finish Darnold off.

fortunately this time next year he'll have more than 1 game under his belt and the bucs will be offering 2 for 1 home game tickets again.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Remember how Ben selflessly took a pay cut this offseason in order to help the Steelers load up on talent?

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

Ches Neckbeard posted:

I hope he's doing all this only to stay another season

https://twitter.com/DougKyed/status/1478135180611235842

Please no

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"


Cam Newton’s burner email

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


pasaluki posted:

Uhg I forgot about playoff posters and you had to remind me.

Cowboys in the playoffs, too. Gonna be a rough year

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Freaquency posted:

Cam Newton’s burner email

I like Mina Kimes but that dude's name is literally Charles Brown, so I agree, it's a burner account.

Barreft posted:

Please no

Gatts fucked around with this message at 01:53 on Jan 4, 2022

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

Freaquency posted:

Cam Newton’s burner email

something something, charlie brown never capable of successfully interacting with a football on the ground

Miss Lonelyhearts
Mar 22, 2003


Gatts posted:

Is there Manningcast tonight?

Cowher is a guest

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

I welcome all playoff posters

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Every day is the posting playoffs

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Playoffs? What are those? It’s all about the off season baybee

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Playoffs? What are those? It’s all about the off season baybee

All about them Drafts. Them Analytics drafts.

Zurreco
Dec 27, 2004

Cutty approves.

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Playoffs? What are those? It’s all about the off season baybee

This year's playoffs will be played by teams trying to replace their HC faster than the next worst team in the draft order.

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Playoffs? What are those? It’s all about the off season baybee

Playoffs are how you hurt your draft position. An unforgivable sin.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Passing out in one's car and not driving it are what the Raiders would consider progress.

MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015



The playoffs aren't special anymore since 14 teams make it in. Preseason is where it's at.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

MalarkeyToboggan posted:

The playoffs aren't special anymore since 14 teams make it in. Preseason is where it's at.

Actually it’s the first week of training camp when the entire team looks like they’re in the best shape of their lives.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/inkstainedretch/status/1478219915798720517

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Lmao did he really?

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Lmao did he really?
Yup. Manningcast.
https://twitter.com/greggrosenthal/status/1478218838210535426

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Lmao Gregg rosenthal

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS
I wish they would really try and start a community of just ubermenschen up in the mountains. It would be funny, though it would be expensive to medi-vac the survivors out.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Lance of Llanwyln posted:

I wish they would really try and start a community of just ubermenschen up in the mountains. It would be funny, though it would be expensive to medi-vac the survivors out.

If it’s anything like the community of Libertarians that tried to start their own city, they’ll be eaten by bears and any kind of regulation regarding feeding bears or maintenance of the city will be shot down as fascism. There’s a book.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Gatts posted:

If it’s anything like the community of Libertarians that tried to start their own city, they’ll be eaten by bears and any kind of regulation regarding feeding bears or maintenance of the city will be shot down as fascism. There’s a book.

This is getting away from football but there's an article if you don't want to buy a whole book about it-
https://newrepublic.com/article/159662/libertarian-walks-into-bear-book-review-free-town-project

If the town was having trouble with bears then they should have already brought in Rodgers to help :thunk:

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1478353109831270401?t=MVfr2IPkvXb5oHZO-pmqsg&s=19

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


By the end of January, Aaron Rodgers will gently caress off to some hole just like his hero John Galt.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

They also announced it wouldn't be the Wolves or RedWolves due to trademark/licensing issues. I'm guessing Defenders but I'm still rooting for Football Team.

quote:

During a podcast in September with ESPN's Adam Schefter, WFT co-CEO Tanya Snyder confirmed that the final eight candidates were Armada, Presidents, Brigade, Redhawks, Commanders, RedWolves, Defenders and Football Team.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Defenders is AWFUL

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Defenders is somehow even more generic than Football Team. Just stick with Football Team.

Imagine what'd happen if the Defenders had a good offense. How many announcers would make "The best defense is a good offense!" joke? Spare us

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Maybe a misdirection, but:

http://washingtonadmirals.com

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
Yeah, I’ve come around that all those but WFT are loving terrible, just keep it as is

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Kalli posted:

Maybe a misdirection, but:

http://washingtonadmirals.com

HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!! Just keep WFT.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Armada is so dorky I demand it

MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015



They fell rear end-backwards into a perfect name that everyone likes with Football Team. Why bother changing it!?

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
We're onto Week 18.

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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008


https://twitter.com/HawksBearsCubs/status/1478220173236707332?s=20

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