I TELL YA FOLKS IT AINT EASY

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

How about them lot lizards, eh folks? Hachi machi, WOW!

*tugs collar*

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Why do I drive on a parkway and park on a driveway!?!?

*Vomits in cup*

# ? Dec 30, 2021 00:23

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Hey if coconut oil is made out of coconuts what's babyoil made of??

*hits self with hammer*

# ? Dec 30, 2021 00:24

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Babies?

# ? Dec 30, 2021 00:25

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Outrail posted:

Why would a truck driver be wearing a tie? And not taking a whole mess of speed to stay up? This isn't adding up.

# ? Dec 30, 2021 00:25

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003

What are the best places for cheap, hot snacks

# ? Dec 30, 2021 00:26

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

MrQwerty posted:

What are the best places for cheap, hot snacks

# ? Dec 30, 2021 00:28

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

signalnoise posted:

That's the problem with a truck driver's wages folks, I TELL YA IT AINT EASY THESE DAYS oh boy... nothin adds up no more I tell ya. These days I can't afford uppers and downers at the same time, so I gotta take the bump of coke and try to balance it out with a little asphyxiation and hope I don't choke myself out at the wheel. Talk about a bad way to fall on your keys!

*sips from a glass of clear liquid that may or may not be water*

# ? Dec 30, 2021 00:28

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

It ain't easy to get to heaven when you're going down

# ? Dec 30, 2021 00:29

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Spaghett posted:

What was the original purpose of a bow tie? To make your voice a little present to the world? Is it to keep the top of your shirt closed?

# ? Dec 30, 2021 00:30

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Sophy Wackles posted:

So your tie doesn�t pull you into industrial machinery.

# ? Dec 30, 2021 00:36

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Mooey Cow posted:

I was going down on this lady's pussy and she was going all "ohh ahh" but no matter how much I was slobbering all over that stank hole she just would not have an orgasm. It ain't always as easy as it looks.

*tugs at dick*

# ? Dec 30, 2021 00:37

signalnoise: Mar 7, 2008; i was told my old av was distracting

Yeesh! Tough crowd here in uhhhhhh

oh yeah, nowhere

# ? Dec 30, 2021 01:00

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Gutter Phoenix posted:

Hey I bet Santa beat da poo poo outta those kids eh? OH! Woah tough crowd! What you guys never seen an overgrown elf slap around some brats before HO! BADA BING!

*grabs balls*

# ? Dec 30, 2021 01:51

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