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whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
I got a redic new electric razor for xmas. It has some kind of ink cartridge I had to insert in the bottom of the charging base, maybe its some kind of cleaning fluid/lube? If I shave my pubes then put into autoclean then use it on my face will it be ok?

Is this something people do? I'm worried that I'll basically be using my razor as a proxy to rub my dick on my face

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Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Sorry OP, i'm afraid that the level of dick and face proximity will make you gay.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

If u own soap and take showers how is it a problem???

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
Im not gonna be able to forget

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Nice timing OP: I shaved my balls and my face today. Used the same electric razor. Feeling just fine.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
loving :lol: if you don't use the same hunting knife to shave your face and pubes, gut fish and field dress game, sharpen pencils, and whittle small effigies of your posting enemies to burn and spit on

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
Shave your face FIRST

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

This thread brought to you by Maxim Magazine's "Ask a Metrosexual" column circa 2002.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
I tried this once and ended up getting acne on my scrotum and gonorrhea on my t-zone.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Sounds like you need to buy MANSCAPED with promo code PIGNUTSPOD

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


Unacceptable. There are some things you just don't allow to intermingle. Unless you're into that but I'm not

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Just let your pubes and beard grow like allah intended. Unless you are a lady then I think it's ok but I'm not an imam.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Youtube ads keep telling me there's a magic electric razor exclusively for my balls, perhaps this is the answer

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
ya sure it shaves a bunch of time

Dial911
Mar 18, 2004

ASK ME ABOUT MY LORD AND SAVIOR!!!

Electric razors probably aren't well suited for that area unless you want ingrown hairs.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Face first then pits then balls/taint. With the grain not against it. Electric razors suck if you want to be baby smooth but they're good for a trim. Don't forget the asscrack.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Treecko posted:

Face first then pits then balls/taint. With the grain not against it. Electric razors suck if you want to be baby smooth but they're good for a trim. Don't forget the asscrack.

I like your style. Just a hairy hog on a neatly mown field.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
That sounds very daring and might i say : Modern.
try fire next time, op.

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
rubbing dick on your face, yours or others, isnt a bad thing though

if i had one i'd do it everyday

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
It looks good guys a shorn hog just looks sick. You can do the landing stip if you're feeling frisky but beware of razor burn, those bumps are gonna put off your potential plow partners.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Electric razors are great.


For idiots.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

"We all realized you're too stupid to even do the basic task of shaving yourself so we bought you a machine to do it for you"

Lol what a loving gift

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

The cartridge liquid contains cleaning fluid and lubricant for the razor head, OP.

Afaik specialist manscaping razors have smaller heads than face razors, so you might accidentally tear some skin off your balls if you use the more imprecise facial razor on them.

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit

BigBadSteve posted:

more imprecise

:popeye:

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Disposable razors are even worse, expensive wasteful and lovely. I use a safety razor and replace the blades. Ive got the whole mug and brush setup but rarely take the time to really do a wet shave. Im too scared to take a razor anywhere near the scrote though.

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
idk what to do. in the past I've used the beard trimmer clippers on my razor but that pinches my ball skin and knicks it then Im bleeding ball blood all over the place.

once I tried a comb (I now have a dedicated ball comb) + the beard trimmers to maintain like 1/4" of hair and not cut my bals but thats profoundly akward

this new razor does something that no razor ive ever owned does which is that even if the hair is 1"+ I can just press it down right on there and it shaves it down to the skin whereas in the past I woulda had to use clippers. but im def. gonna get foliculitis on my dick skin if I try this

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

BigBadSteve posted:

Afaik specialist manscaping razors have smaller heads than face razors, so you might accidentally tear some skin off your balls if you use the more imprecise facial razor on them.

Alot of this is just marketing bullshit (like why is there a light on it?) and they are no different from a mid-range beard trimmer and guard from CVS.

A beard trimmer alone isnt going to give you perfect spherical hairless balls though, youll need botox for that.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I use the same scissors on face, balls, nostrils, head, pits, legs and anus. They get awfully grimy

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

How loving disgusting are your balls that once something touches them it needs to be a dedicated item

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

The Scientist posted:


this new razor does something that no razor ive ever owned does which is that even if the hair is 1"+ I can just press it down right on there and it shaves it down to the skin whereas in the past I woulda had to use clippers. but im def. gonna get foliculitis on my dick skin if I try this

Lol dont do this.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Where is the exact border on your body where once something touches it, it becomes a no-no item that has to be dedicated because it's naughty now?

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Big Beef City posted:

Where is the exact border on your body where once something touches it, it becomes a no-no item that has to be dedicated because it's naughty now?

Personally? The "event horizon" of my third eye.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

The point after which an object passes it may be considered to have been "inside".

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
If I use my wife's pube razors she'll throw a conniption so what else am I sposed 2 do

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Caesar Saladin posted:

Sorry OP, i'm afraid that the level of dick and face proximity will make you gay.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
You can also shave your rear end with it, it's cool

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Most people dry themselves with one big towel after a shower, the animals. I use seven small ones.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I just shake it off like a dog

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
OP - its cool until you spit out your own pube, so uh just keep it clean I guess.



Big Beef City posted:

Where is the exact border on your body where once something touches it, it becomes a no-no item that has to be dedicated because it's naughty now?

The exact outer ring of my butthole where the flesh starts matching the shade of my lips :biglips:



Also :rubby: at those of you who don't air dry. Just :lol:

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whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
one thing about shaving rear end that woriries me is that I could cause or exacerbate a pilondal cyst (pilonidal translates literally "nest of hair")

other thing is that razor could become the much prophesied Oral Fæcal route?

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