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Oolb
Nov 18, 2019
Getting High. Check. Added that. Okay, I'm on a spiritual mission. But that's not life, that's beyond life. Is life just eating and (I don't gently caress... unless?)

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Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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Is this the setup to joining a cult, and are there benefits for joining early?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
:gas:

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


i live to smell my own farts. it gives me purpose.

no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwZcPwlRRcc

Oolb
Nov 18, 2019

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Is this the setup to joining a cult, and are there benefits for joining early?

I mean, if you want....

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Sleeping, op. You forgot sleeping.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
There is making GBS threads OP. One of life's great pleasures.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Apparently it's also to procreate. But depending where you live, it also involves providing for your kids and giving them a better world to live in, or let them fend for themselves and gently caress you got mine.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

i live to smell my own farts. it gives me purpose.

:feart:

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I hope it's jerking off to hentai, because otherwise I am not making very much progress

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Have you tried war, op?

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Try pissing OP, it's great!

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I've heard that Trucking is of equal or possibly greater importance than loving, OP!

In fact I believe you could eliminate Eating from your list. It's not a Top 2 activity.

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal
Posting, op

Eat, gently caress, Post

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
Sometimes, you might also see a bird.

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

Wilkins Micawber posted:

Sometimes, you might also see a bird.

Which you can then eat or gently caress, depending on your proclivities.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
you can get a job, i'm hiring at the dang dick sucking factory

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

Apparently it's also to procreate. But depending where you live, it also involves providing for your kids and giving them a better world to live in, or let them fend for themselves and gently caress you got mine.

Case in point: Christianity. Instead of helping all his children to become better than him regardless of race or gender like any sensible parent would do, YHWH wants humanity to obey him forever until the day he decides to just drown them in the bathtub because he thinks life is meaningless and wants to force his children to accept that instead of letting them find their own meaning.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Harald posted:

you can get a job, i'm hiring at the dang dick sucking factory

hello

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

Ive been hearing good things about gacha gaming

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Tugging.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Does anyone know what all the different coloured stars mean when you're removing a bookmarked thread from your control panel?

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

nice, we have a variety of roles available: R&D, sales, supply chain it all depends on your skills and gumption

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Harald posted:

nice, we have a variety of roles available: R&D, sales, supply chain it all depends on your skills and cum-ton

Canine Blues Arooo
Jan 7, 2008

when you think about it...i'm the first girl you ever spent the night with

Grimey Drawer
i recommend video games op

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
have you tried eating while loving?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:justpost:

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!
There is so much more to life than eating and loving. We've been hiding it from you. But I can't tell you about it. The first rule of Life Club is you don't talk about Life Club, and I've already said too much.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

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Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
You could help spread the word of our lord and/or savior Jesus F Christ

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

absolutely ignoring 'pooping and dying'. pay attention OP.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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Oolb posted:

I mean, if you want....

Depends on the benefits, really.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

This guy almost has a point because in order to live, humans have to kill and eat other living creatures. So yes, life is mostly about killing to sustain itself.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Get hosed, op.

Sorry I think that's coming off harsh. I mean instead of being the fucker all the time, maybe try being the fuckee.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Video games

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Nooner posted:

Video games

A lot of videogames are made by and aimed at guys who are bitter that women won't gently caress them, so it still comes back to life being about nothing more than eating and loving.

frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

PROGRESSIVE SCAN
Upset Trowel
the metaverse will be here soon, ending all meaning. Imagine a 3D purgatory tesseract of endless tiktoks and Q uncle posts in haptic 3D any direction you look, and with no exit.

frumpykvetchbot fucked around with this message at 21:32 on Dec 29, 2021

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

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Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

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