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Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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It's what's for dinner.
soon

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Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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London Bridge Is Looking A Bit Wobbly

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Isomermaid posted:

When you're drinking to lest we forget

Lol

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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And what's the deal with hospital food?

*laugh track interspersed with violent coughing*

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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You had homework for art? Lol

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Lol @ "2012studies"

:allears:

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Ask them how any particular crypotocoin is any different to a Dutch tulip during the tulip bubble

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Barry Foster posted:

I was a self-satisfied 'why can't everyone just get along' liberal in 2011 and now I'm, well, *gestures downwards*

A paid up member of the My Dick party?

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Julio Cruz posted:

making kids breathe in the germs and bacteria they already have = abuse

letting them breathe their germs and bacteria all over each other = just common sense innit

Masks are child abuse and I also I have strong opinions on corporal punishment in schools that I will not divulge at this time

-- every antimask shithead

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Failed Imagineer posted:

keep the butter upside-down

what

I'm not sure i've ever seen butter with directionality

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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TACD posted:

It really is fascinating watching the whole party attempt to become a completely featureless blob of perfectly median opinions and feelings

The dartboard at Labour HQ has a political compass taped onto it

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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The chip vs. roast potato debate is a wedge issue.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Only two flags? loving traitor

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Just Another Lurker posted:

My feed today will consist of a small tin of sardines, gherkins, nuts & dried fruit

You have some weird twitter subscriptions

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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stev posted:

Yeah but there was that one time that Tilly said gently caress.

That's the power of math, people

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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NotJustANumber99 posted:

Let me begin by saying I have no idea.

mentally adding this to all ur posts from now on

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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brits bad but also bad in a different way

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Failed Imagineer posted:

Not creating it, no

God your dick must be worn down to a nub if you've been at it for 15 days straight

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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goddamnedtwisto posted:



Hard to dispute really.

e: And a hearty gently caress you to Twitter's stupid algorithm that *still* manages to crop out the punchline on any embedded image at a rate that suggests it's deliberate

That has absolutely got to be deliberate because it ensures the coveted click through

The real fault lies with content creators not formatting their images to circumvent it

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Failed Imagineer posted:

Apparently it's gonna be deconstructed in a couple months anyway,

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

It'll be lovely in a year or two, I assume.

Confirmed

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Here's a summary of the article in case you don't want to squint:

- senior judges might look at this verdict
- they might agree to have future juries given advice to disregard "woke" defenses
- ERROR: definition of "woke" not found
- a jury gave a verdict we didn't like
- ex justice secretary says "yeah well sometimes that happens, tough poo poo"
- but Boris Johnson says you can't rewrite British history
- ERROR: relevance of bojo's waffle not found

~fin~

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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That's just the middle row of gammon.jpg

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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ThomasPaine posted:

Oh yeah I'm being completely irrational but it still annoys me for some reason I can't quite place

I've been trying to wind people up by calling a negative LFT result "neggers"

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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EvilHawk posted:

Can you follow up by calling positive results "Possy wossy"

Done and done

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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josh04 posted:

I like the idea that there's a "Corbyn inner circle (including his wife)"

My inner circle often includes my wife. :grin:

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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learnincurve posted:

The venn diagram between these people and not taking self inflicted genuine illnesses seriously is a perfect circle,

Oh no

Oh no

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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File under "normal island"

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-59946622

quote:

One of Britain's largest energy suppliers has apologised after it advised customers they could cuddle pets and eat porridge to stay warm.

Ovo Energy said it was "embarrassed" after a link to a blog "containing energy-saving tips" was sent to its SSE customers, a brand which it owns.

...

On a now-deleted SSE webpage, which offered tips on "keeping warm in winter without turning up the heating", SSE suggested "10 simple and cost-effective ways" to stay warm and keep bills down.

The advice included wearing extra layers and to keep moving by "cleaning the house, challenging the kids to a hula-hoop contest, or doing a few star jumps".

Alongside stopping draughts, SSE said people could find "extra heat" by leaving your oven open after you've finished cooking and by having "a cuddle with your pets and loved ones to help stay cosy".

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Stay warm by hollowing out your pet and climbing inside

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Imagine being a don't know

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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loving snowflakes always whinging about the government breaking the rules :argh: back in my day the PM would come over and snap my cock in two and it never did me any harm

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Aidan_702 posted:

TBH hearing some fantastic accents in parliament today. Someone with DeeDee's accent got a jab in there too


?

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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NotJustANumber99 posted:

not just a number99 shitposting on the internet


Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Mr Normal

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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I look forward to going on air and putting forward my defense of communism

... oh I'm being told that's not allowed?

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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I have a feeling that if you asked a flat earther how the flat earth formed from the dust of the universe you'd just get "it didn't, God made it" so why even loving bother? I could claim earth is shaped like my dick because God made it that way and any evidence against it is the devil tricking us

Flat earthers should never be engaged

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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keep punching joe posted:

That's where I am with it. Comet hits ice sheet, causes rapid flood, here's the evidence. Cool.

Flood wipes out human civilization, OK I can buy that.

That civilization was Atlantis. Yeah a little woo woo but whatever.

The atlanteans were interdimensional beings who built the pyramids with the power of DMT. AND I AM A REAL ARCHAEOLOGIST STOP LAUGHING.

That's how they get you. They start with something sensible and believable like "the queen is" and then they follow it up with something bonkers

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Gonzo McFee posted:

I put flat earthers in the same camp as people who say dogs can't look up. Mostly harmless and dumb and I don't know why we have to talk about it all the time. The only real harm they seem to cause is when someone like the BBC tries to use them as an example of the lengths they'll go for impartiality for cover when they give limp interviews to global warming denialists and antivax guys.

Dogs can't look up, it's an optical illusion

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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forkboy84 posted:

They replace the blood with cum to stop that from happening apparently.

forkboy84 posted:

Name him the new Duke of Edinburgh. Edinburgh deserves that.

Watch as I combine these posts and formulate this reply:

Duke new cum

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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Boris your own brexit

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Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

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so long suckers! goddamntwisto revs up his motorcylce and creates a huge cloud of smog. when the cloud dissipates hes back home on the internet pretending its something else

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