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Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
Even after Jedit’s expiation I’m baffled by upside down butter castle

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Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
Chip advice needed, goons.

So, the other day I made what I think might just be the perfect chip.

Boiled for longer than you'd think you'd need, skin on, in salty water, until the skin starts to fall off. Put the chipped potatoes in while the water is still cold though to ensure even cooking. Meanwhile heat duck fat in a baking tray in a fan oven at 200. Once chips are boiled, colander and shake vigorously. Leave to dry off for 10-15 minutes while the fat gets super hot and finish with a pat dry with kitchen roll. Then put em in the boiling hot fat and stick em in the oven for 25. Flip after 25 and leave for another 30. Take em out, onto a plate covered in kitchen roll, then pat dry again with kitchen roll. Is there anything, other than maybe some rosemary, I could be doing better? I really feel like I've got this down to a fine art but I'm always looking to improve my chip game.

Flour perhaps? It feels like it might be over kill as they're already very crispy. I might try with bigger spuds as the King Edwards I'm using do make a quite small chip.

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

NotJustANumber99 posted:

When is a chip just a roast potato? And vice versa.

It’s all about shape and acceptable amount of potato inside imo.

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Some (bad) people put gravy on chips

I’ve largely avoided the Tesla-based jabs but this… this is unforgivable. You monster.

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
To be fair those don’t do drugs classes you have to go to after you get caught doing drugs are probably quite good for meeting like minded people. I imagine the after-class drinks are a loving riot

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
Gordon Brown was pretty normal wasn’t he? I feel like Gordon would be quite a nice man to go on a short hike then have a pub lunch with. Maybe meet up with two jags after

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

Failed Imagineer posted:

I hope you're paying for lunch cause he spent all the poonds

I was just going to fire all the staff instead

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

goddamnedtwisto posted:

I DON'T AGREE, HE'D GO TO LEGOLAND, BYE.

Are you saying all Scottish people look the same???

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
Get a big external HDD and a paid VPN and you’ll never have to worry about streaming services again

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

Lord of the Llamas posted:

Jesus loving christ the graun has some awful new clickbait

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2022/jan/06/dining-across-the-divide-i-thought-she-was-going-to-be-an-over-the-top-liberal

Uhhh, nice electoral journey there James. I'm also shocked, I tell you, shocked, that a woman who voted UKIP once isn't an "over the top liberal".



I don't know, I think his beard is pretty amusing and unusual

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

The Question IRL posted:

I didn't say "get all three/four" streaming services per month. (I mean you can if you can afford it.)
What I was saying was if you want entertainment, just pick one streaming service and watch what you want on it. If you pick any of those services there is easily a few months worth of entertainment on it. You just signed up for Netflix? Try out the Witcher, Umbrella Accademy and Stranger Things.

If you want to watch specific shows and they are on different streaming platforms, just prioritize which one is easiest to get with the service you have and you can always watch the other shows when you switch providers a few months down the line. You want to watch the Boys and the Expanse? They'll be waiting for you on Prime Video whenever you sign up.

But if you really can't wait, sure go ahead and pirate it so you can have it now.

But it really doesn't seem that convenient to setup a personal media server, download a bunch of shows to have them ready. If it's a show that's not on any service, I get that. But going "A Netflix subscription is no longer the perfectly optimum return of money to entertainment. So now I'll just pirate everything I want from all of them" seems strange.

Between work and a new baby, the wife and I only have like an hour to two a day to watch stuff. So we just focus on one or two series at a time, which helps us to no longer have huge libraries of material to chose from and then spending half an hour trying to choose what to watch.
It's sort of a "want the stuff you have, not want more stuff that you then don't really use."

I also think the earlier post about computer touchers seeing all problems as requiring technical solutions that are simple (to them) rings very true.

You don’t need a media server, just download stuff the day before/in the morning/afternoon or whatever then watch it on the night. I dunno why everyone’s talking about media servers.

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

Mega Comrade posted:

I think because streaming services provide a lot of conveniences that doing it all manually each night doesn't. It's a pain in the arse to do it every time you fancy watching something, or remembering to grab a new episode each week when it airs.

Put in the work though and a good media setup with plex/emby/jellyfin with radarr/sonarr to source the content is such a good system that I don't miss streaming at all. I even have a few family who stream content from my media server when they want stuff that the 1/2 streaming services they have don't offer it.

I guess it’s a case of different strokes and how fast your internet is. It takes me a minute or so to set a download going and I’m getting about 6MB/s so I really don’t mind. Plex does sound nice like - might think about it when I get settled somewhere for a while.

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
I want a version of each sport where all juicing is allowed. Just loving ripped to poo poo, monstrous hulks pushing the absolute limits of what’s biologically possible. Hearts exploding, veins rupturing, blood everywhere.

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

Borrovan posted:

:hmmyes: I also enjoy strongman

Marius pudzinowski but allowed to smoke a load of meth before each attempt

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

Barry Foster posted:

"I know him/her personally" usually

(and I am as guilty of this as anyone else, for the record)

Me too, and to be honest I think that’s a good thing. If we didn’t all make allowances for the people we’re close to I suspect the world would be an even darker place.

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

Jedit posted:

More anti-Semitism from the left?

I can’t believe Jembly Crobin has been organising games of ‘Throw the Jew Down the Well’.

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

jiggerypokery posted:

I said this before the other day but we, as a British people, really must stop using "nonce" literally. The comedy overtones are just too distracting when describing from one of the worst crimes. I guess in an isle that made pedophillia an institution, a funny word to describe someone who did it evolved as a coping mechanism.

Calling Andrew or whoever a nonce is just too funny for what he did. It's mocking, like kink shaming some kind of fetishist or whatever. The man is a literal [alleged] pedophile.

Making light of the worst possible things is a long running staple of British humour, and I’ll die in this hill. Save the nonce!!!

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

Prole posted:

Some are. Like talking to a brick wall... Others were only staying in the party on the off-chance so didn't really mind being kicked out. I know one of whom is itching to tell his MP in person to go gently caress himself.

I like this poster. This poster should post more imo. that is my drunk posting review for the evening. tune in next week

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

Prole posted:

I'm no re-reg. Scout's honour.

Now who's the prat :colbert:

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

Lungboy posted:

“cyber incident”

I knew hiring that loving ballerina was a bad idea

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

This is great. I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels like Sue Gray is suddenly someone I should know about. As if Sue Gray is, and always has been, the arbiter of right and wrong and that, of course it's a matter for Sue Gray. Who's Sue Gray? What a crazy question, it's Sue Gray of course!

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
Suegar Gray

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Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
I'm on a role fellas

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Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

OwlFancier posted:

If you want I can do another attempt at writing jeremy corbyn/gilbert and sullivan crossovers.

I want

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe. Swing sets on fire off the shoulder of the cabinet office. I've seen... cocaine shimmering near the Downing Street gate. All of these... moments. Lost, in time...until Sue Gray reveals the outcome of her investigations.

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
To counterpoint Owly a bit, I'm basically the opposite. I like watching dramas, comedies, movies of all varieties - the sort of stuff that takes a lot of money and a huge collaborative effort basically, and essentially never watch anything on Youtube outside of a few specific people who don't post much. I think just frittering all that money away to everyone who fancies making something would just leave us with a similar standard to the best of what Youtube can do now, just a lot more of it and a LOT more shite. Sometimes you need a well funded professional cast, crew, post-production team, etc. to make the sort of thing some people are gonna want to watch. Netflix or BBC, I don't mind overly from purely an entertainment stand point as both seem to be able to produce good stuff, but if all entertainment was suddenly YouTube standard that would be my version of AV hell.

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

Guavanaut posted:

Perhaps the truth-in-the-middle solution would be a BBC funded through general taxation (and international sales) and with part of the budget decided through participatory budgeting on a regional level that anyone can take part in.

That's the opposite of anything that Tories or NewLab would want, but about the best way possible to rebuild trust in an institution and create content that resonates with people.

That sounds nice. Overall I think it would be good for a) a lot more money to be put into this sort of thing, and b) a much more participatory process for getting your stuff made. Obviously not everyone who wants to write for TV is going to be able to, but it would be nice to have more competitions/grants for amateurs getting their stuff produced with some sort of budget/support.

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
i no longer care about the BBC, and want to know which poster has returned in Prole form

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
drat it, now I'm curious. Oh well.

Please be Seaside Loafer Trackside Shitter, I miss that guy.

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

OwlFancier posted:

That seems a lot like arriving at the idea that the left should know their place and serve the center because they can't possibly organize anything themselves.

Either there is something unique about the composition of the labour party or following its dissolution, a new party would form. I don't really think there can be another conclusion other than actually believing that the left cannot organize anything and only centrists can do politics.

In my experience the issue is that leftists will split hairs on things and splinter because ultimately very few seem to subscribe to the idea of compromising or working with people you don’t agree with, or even dislike, for a greater good. Personally I think this stems from a sense of hopelessness - leftists don’t feel like they can win, deep down, so they may as well be right.

Purity politics is a cancer.

This isn’t the only issue by a long stretch but in my experience of far left organising, it’s a very major one and what ended up ultimately causing me to disengage.

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

OwlFancier posted:

Personally I would suggest that it probably has something to do with "working with people you disagree with and dislike but who tell you it's for the greater good, which then fails to manifest" being the entirety of the left experience.

Everybody will tell you that doing something you think is wrong is actually for your own good, and almost all the time it will not be.

If you let yourself be the one who gets poo poo on at the end of that, then that’s on you imo. Do that to them instead. Be ruthless.

E: obviously there is a point where you draw the line. And I’m not just talking about liberals. Or talking about liberals at all. I’m talking about people on the left. Socialists, Leninists, anarchists, syndicalists, trade Union people, hell, democratic socialists. You will never find these groups working together because of that no compromise attitude. And ego. A lot of that. On the other side, the capitalists all work together whether they’re neolibs or neocons or old school patricians or whatever, cos… well, certainly not cos they don’t have big egos. I suspect because they’re happy to say ‘eh, close enough for now!’ whereas no one on the left seems okay with that.

Jakabite fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Jan 17, 2022

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

OwlFancier posted:

I mean leninists and anarchists want absolutely fundamentally different things, and have fundamentally different views of the world. They might both dislike what they identify as capitalism but you can't expect them to work together because history has demonstrated what happens when they do that, there can only be one winner, and everyone else gets shot.

The right function because they all fundamentally believe in the sorting hierarchy of the dominant economic system, the ones at the bottom are fundamentally opposed to anything that would actually empower them, and are generally content to just vote for the assholes in charge when they don't occasionally get the idea to do their own fascism, with donald trump as emperor.

But even that seems odd to describe as unity when the tories are currently self destructing. They are all knifing each other internally all the time for power, it's just that they do it while having the inertia to always be in power.

I also take exception to the notion that you can just "do that to them instead" as if that is at all possible? Yes let me just magically make it so I get to dictate terms to whoever I feel like, what are power dynamics?

Sure, but in the medium term they have pretty similar goals. It’s incredibly eye rolling to hear mostly anarchists say ‘oh last time we worked with them kronstadt blah blah blah’ when the world is currently self destructing. Like maybe sort that stuff out later? When the world isn’t literally about to start boiling us to death due to our shared enemy.

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

Guavanaut posted:

I had some of that along a silicone seam in my kitchen, I ended up getting that hypochlorite gel that you leave on for 4 hours and it works much better than anything else that I tried

Why were you masturbating in the kitchen?

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
Just to make a final point from a few pages back: maybe Leninists and Anarchists can’t work together when the Glorious Revolution comes but on the stuff that’s actually happening like opposing the police and crime bill, defending refugee rights etc, they should be able to. People act as if the student Leninists you see at marches are going throw you in the gulag the second Priti Patel stops trying to drown migrants. Anyway don’t mean to continue this as thread’s moved on but didn’t want to just disappear mid-conversation.

I smoked a lot of weed last night for the first time in a month or so. It was good.

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

forkboy84 posted:

Anarchists and MLists routinely do work together at protests and on pickets.

Maybe London just has more of an issue with this than other places in the UK then. The scene here is dramatically more fractured than other cities, from what I gather.

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

forkboy84 posted:



None of this really matters to contemporary politics except when daft gits ask why can't all just come together and another blames the anarchists for just not wanting to work with Leninists. Pet peeve

No, it still doesn't matter then.

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

forkboy84 posted:

When you're gurning about those blasted anarchists just not wanting to work with Leninists, yes, the historical context of Marxist-Leninists actions towards anarchists from 1917 until 1991 is relevant my guy.


Firstly, I am an anarchist. I'm annoyed at my own side. And sorry, but things that happened in wildly different situations over a hundred years ago aren't relevant to a bunch of activists organising in the UK in 2022. The chances of a group of Socialist Alternative members deciding to massacre us after a successful collaborative action are not all that my guy.

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

Miftan posted:

A friend is having trouble with a landlord being a piece of poo poo, lying all the time and not fixing necessary stuff in the flat like the toilet and oven. Is there anyone they can talk to about it apart from CAB?

Acorn if there’s a group nearby, London Renters’ Union if in London

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
I don’t think anyone should be homeless either, but people are and the world is poo poo, so if it happens to people I hate I’m going to lol at it. Sorry not sorry

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Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

ThomasPaine posted:

Well yeah I'd rather it happened to them than anyone else, but eh if feels like a pretty hollow win.

I’d love some substantial hearty wins too, but while hollow is the only variety available we take what we can get

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