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keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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One cocktail = one respec

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keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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https://twitter.com/DailyMirror/status/1477587220324356098

Having Charlie Chuck come round your house to help with your PTSD.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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NFTs sound dumb but have you also considered that they look like poo poo?

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Strom Cuzewon posted:

No they don't, the NFT exists on the blockchain, it's not the same as the horrible monkey picture.

I mention this not to be pedantic (okay, maybe a little) but because I enjoy pointing out how incredibly dumb the whole thing is.

I refuse to learn what a block chain is.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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OwlFancier posted:

It's just a transaction log, except instead of having like, a bank, which can be audited by the government if they start randomly taking money out of your account, holding the transaction log, you..

My eyes have glazed over like a pair of Krispy Kreme doughnuts.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Very impressed by Stewart Lee's extensive and detailed list of things/people that he likes/dislikes. Especially the angry discourse that it has triggered from tories and terfs.

He did bizarrely put Lisa Nandy and Stella Creasy in his 'good guys' section however.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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NotJustANumber99 posted:

I'm too dumb to find his list to see if i agree with it or not.

Its on a Web 1.0 site.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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OwlFancier posted:

I wanted to do a praxis and also stuff my face by making non kellogs rice crispy squares, and the most popular recipe calls for "tablespoons" of butter.

How the gently caress do you measure butter in a tablespoon???

14.17g = 1tbsp butter

american recipies suck rear end with their dumb measuring systems

edit: https://www.inchcalculator.com/convert/tablespoon-butter-to-gram-butter/

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Recently got a Sugar Puff hankering, and hadn't had them since the coalition days. Was horrified to discover that they're now called Honey Puffs and have barely any sugar. The also no longer seem to change the way your piss smells. Very disappointing.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Can't imagine having one mask. Always have at least one box of disposable n95s by the door, a cloth respirator with disposable filter, and a half face 3m ffp2 elastomeric for when I have to go full bane.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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yeah sure i just keep my butter immersed in water, totally normal behaviour.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Failed Imagineer posted:

The butter and water don't touch

Actually checking the wiki article, and it actually looks like a good idea. I had a horrible mental image of it being all wet and gross like feta cheese.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Some stunning work this morning in relaunching Labour, perfect blend of woke and anti-woke. Especially like the firm policy position of 'people who contribute should get sonething back'. Good of Keith to congratulate the Tories on their steady governance of the nation. Loved the moment where he started openly weeping, pulling a big flag around his shoulders like a lovely comfy duvet.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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https://twitter.com/siennamarla/status/1478335685375504384

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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My oven chip method is to cut the potatoes to thin chips (around 1cm sq width/height), and par boil them for a couple of mins (or until the colour shifts from yellowy to a more uniform white). I then shallow fry them with olive oil in my wok in batches of 10 or so until the outer surface is light brown, and transfer onto a baking sheet lined with parchment paper. Once all the chips have been shallow cooked, salt them and bung into the oven for 30 mins (or until the outsides are all golden brown). End result is fairly dry/crisp but with fluffy inside.

I use Maris Pipers.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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There is no money left.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Decriminalisation removes a good excuse for plod to stop and search black kids. Won't happen until we gulag all the melts.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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John major was fairly normal (with the exception of being pegged by Edwina Currie). He even had a relatively normal school life, and shunned following in the footsteps of his circus parents to be a bank clerk.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Gordon Brown is included as part of a Web 1.0 conspiracy theory involving an elite paedophile ring and the Dunblane massacre. But then again what British politician hasn't been accused of covering up noncing in their time?

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Guavanaut posted:

Important tweet if you accidentally clicked on some dumbass hot take merchant and now your youtube recs are full of fash:

https://twitter.com/NightBreeze1079/status/1478505823567503370

I've been on this train, very big and comfy. Had a car that was decked out like a 50s diner, selling this brown caramelised cheese on a waffle. Had another car that was a soft play area where you could dump your kids. 10 out of 10.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Don't see how you could read this as anti semitic tbh. It's just a little goblin man in a suit. He's happy because he loves gold so much.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Pretty unfair to accuse her of anti semitism. She had a background character that was Jewish.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Reminder that there was a whole book in the Harry Potter series about changing gender via magic in order to get into the girls toilets.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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https://player.bfi.org.uk/

BFI player is good value for arthouse / indie cinema. £4.99 p/m with the first month free. The subscriber library is pretty big, the only drawback is that they can be slow to add new stuff to subscriptions. Subscribers also get 10% off rentals

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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https://twitter.com/antisemitism/status/977881494998876160?s=20

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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I just torrent most TV, and mainstream cinema. Torrenting is great people abandoned it too quickly for the walled gardens of paid streaming platforms.

Also I still p2p all my music, buy originals on vinyl if they don't suck.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Good poo poo

https://twitter.com/danwnews/status/1478758573253529603?s=20

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Tesseraction posted:

Good for them but also "Milo, Sage, Rhian, Jake" could our lads/lasses sound more British.

Big riding my penny farthing to the artisan bakers vibes.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Just found a cool toy, where some total nerd has recreated Ceefax in a browser (updating from bbc website). Site is getting hammered right now as the Guardian just did a front page feature on it.

https://www.nathanmediaservices.co.uk/teletext-viewer/

alt link

https://zxnet.co.uk/teletext/viewer/



You can also install it on a raspberry pi and run through your tv if you have the technical nous to do so.

keep punching joe fucked around with this message at 18:29 on Jan 5, 2022

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Western medicine is hosed up.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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The Question IRL posted:

But look Djokovic is a professional athlete. It's not like he relies on his body being in top physical condition.

Have you considered the fact that jocks are dumb?

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Setting up a media server is pretty low effort tbh. An old pc with a network share will do the job. You don't need to build some custom Raspberry Pi adblocking/vpn/piracy box (though they are cool and I definitely will get round to it one day).

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Combine NI unionists pallet building skills with NHS field hospitals.

Nightingale crematoria.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Says here that you like white pride and being prejudiced. Well have I got the book just for you kid.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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We like living in filth and being trodden on by our betters.

A nation of paypigs.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Can I just say that when I asked the original question to which rattle was replying, it wasn't about furry porn, it was about a relative of mine who has been asked to do artwork for a commercial company (who have used her before and who she woefully undercharged!) and, I've just checked, whose senior boardroom members received salaries of over £200k and other benefits (pensions etc) bringing total income EACH to well over £300k! We're not talking skint furries here!

Get your mate to rinse them. My company recently paid 2 management consultants a grand a week each for about 3 months and they literally did gently caress all (didn't even try to fire anyone or anything), just sat in a meeting room and hosed about with a spreadsheet (which I had to build for them).

If they can afford 200k salaries for execs then they can pay market rate for graphic design.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Mr Incredible and his mates solemnly walking from the pub to defend the war memorial from antifa.

In other news, system working as intended.

https://twitter.com/Nadine_Writes/status/1479136001952002059

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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Peter Mandelson, friends with a paedophile? Who could have possibly forseen?

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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The SNP tracking left to steal Labour's dinner seemed to only have the effect of making Scottish Labour double down on it's Blairite awfulness. Even when they had a nominally 'left' leader, the party as a whole undermined him and pushed him out (in fairness he was also really poo poo). Probably what happens when all of our left wing grassroots head out the exit, leaving your party as a hollowed out husk of Jackie Baillie and George Foulkes types.

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keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

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New party should be called Red Wall, both in reference to Labour's base and also where the bourgeoisie will meet their fates.

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