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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


SilvergunSuperman posted:

I forgot all about that sequel, worth a watch?
Not really no.

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

SilvergunSuperman posted:

I forgot all about that sequel, worth a watch?

NO
Total poo poo

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
The best thing about 300 was that teaser trailer that used the Nine Inch Nails instrumental tune. I went to see it and was bummed it wasn’t in the movie!!

The trailers were wayyyy better than the movie for sure.

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Zzulu posted:

I hear Eva Green is an actress, who plays "roles" in "movies"

Less interested in her roles than her baps

[USER WAS YEETED INTO THE SUN FOR THIS POST]

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

I have no idea what any of you pervs are talking about. I only watch Eva Green movies for the plot.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
If you have access to it, Syfy channel is doing their New Years Twilight Zone marathon.

The only good thing they still do on that loving channel.

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


https://twitter.com/redlettermedia/status/1609245812181049350
https://twitter.com/redlettermedia/status/1609259278723866626

It would be hilarious if this ends up being the thing that gets RLM the most mainstream attention ever.

arsenicCatnip
Dec 23, 2022

:33< i KNOW, i was speaking metafurrikitty :33



stephenthinkpad posted:

301 is an awful sequel. Eva green also showed her tits. Watch Sun City 2 instead.

Is it seriously called 301?

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


arsenicCatnip posted:

Is it seriously called 301?

If only. They went with the vastly inferior 300: Rise of an Empire.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

yeah but at least eva greens bazoomies are a 301 out of 10

arsenicCatnip
Dec 23, 2022

:33< i KNOW, i was speaking metafurrikitty :33



LanceHunter posted:

If only. They went with the vastly inferior 300: Rise of an Empire.

they should've called it 301, then made a spinoff called 300 and a half where it focuses on timon and pumba

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
300: Shadow Legends

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

stephenthinkpad posted:

300: Shadow Legends

"Our Ads will blot out the sun!" , "Then we will shitpost in the shade."

Offler
Mar 27, 2010
300 2

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

https://twitter.com/JayBauman1/status/1609250950996279298

BitcoinRockefeller
May 11, 2003

God gave me my money.

Hair Elf
301 has Eva green trying to seduce the hero into betraying Greece and he bangs her and says "lol still not betraying Greece, later bitch" which is pretty cool.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

300: Port of Call Thermopylae

arsenicCatnip
Dec 23, 2022

:33< i KNOW, i was speaking metafurrikitty :33



300: return of jafar

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

Somehow King Xerxes has returned…

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

I see the auction says 50% is going to charity, looks like Mike will get his beer money for january yet

arsenicCatnip
Dec 23, 2022

:33< i KNOW, i was speaking metafurrikitty :33



SilvergunSuperman posted:

I see the auction says 50% is going to charity, looks like Mike will get his beer money for january yet

the other 50 percent is going to the other charity. Mike'll get his beer money from Rich Evans' emergency fund as usual

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

they are wasting all this time on helping sick children or whatever when they could be making space cop 2

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

give the rlm fans what they want! (space cop 2)

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
any good new years eve movie suggestions

mallratcal
Sep 10, 2003


Just noticed Nukie has the same eyebrow acting as Monique Gabrielle.

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Sunk Dunk posted:

any good new years eve movie suggestions

Nukie

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
301: Dalmations

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.

Sunk Dunk posted:

any good new years eve movie suggestions

:lol: if you're not black out drunk before the opening credits even begin

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

colonelwest posted:

I have no idea what any of you pervs are talking about. I only watch Eva Green movies for the plot.



She was also in a great little show called Penny Dreadful. Its got a top tier Timothy Dalton performance and the guy who played the prime minister loving a pig corpse in Black Mirror plays a Frankenstein

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Your Gay Uncle posted:

She was also in a great little show called Penny Dreadful. Its got a top tier Timothy Dalton performance and the guy who played the prime minister loving a pig corpse in Black Mirror plays a Frankenstein

That show ruled, altho the first season was definitely the best. It was like a good version of the league of extraordinary gentlemen or the monsterverse.

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

Your Gay Uncle posted:

She was also in a great little show called Penny Dreadful. Its got a top tier Timothy Dalton performance and the guy who played the prime minister loving a pig corpse in Black Mirror plays a Frankenstein

Oh yeah Penny Dreadful is great. It reminded the world that Josh Hartnett is still alive.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

colonelwest posted:

Oh yeah Penny Dreadful is great. It reminded the world that Josh Hartnett is still alive.

It was a great role for him too! Bewildered, hairy.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

colonelwest posted:

I have no idea what any of you pervs are talking about. I only watch Eva Green movies for the plot.



Agreed Casino Royale is by far the best Craig Bond movie because Martin Campbell makes great movies when they aren't called The Legend of Zorro or Green Lantern.

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
TV commercial voice: Eva Green is red hot!

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021

Outpost22 posted:

:lol: if you're not black out drunk before the opening credits even begin

i dont have any friends so gettign drunk sounds kinda sad

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

Arc Hammer posted:

Agreed Casino Royale is by far the best Craig Bond movie because Martin Campbell makes great movies when they aren't called The Legend of Zorro or Green Lantern.

It’s been weird watching the Craig Bond films struggle with tone. Casino Royale was a great and mostly grounded spy noir movie, then they tried doing that again in Quantum of Solace and fell flat on their face. Since then it’s just seems like they’ve been recycling old and cheesy late-Connery/Roger Moore era scripts but trying to treat them seriously.

But really if they wanted to portray the real life of an MI6 employee, Bond would just sit in an embassy all day, payoff locals for information, and then write reports about it.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

colonelwest posted:

It’s been weird watching the Craig Bond films struggle with tone. Casino Royale was a great and mostly grounded spy noir movie, then they tried doing that again in Quantum of Solace and fell flat on their face. Since then it’s just seems like they’ve been recycling old and cheesy late-Connery/Roger Moore era scripts but trying to treat them seriously.

But really if they wanted to portray the real life of an MI6 employee, Bond would just sit in an embassy all day, payoff locals for information, and then write reports about it.

But if I want to watch that I put on Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy.

One of these days they'll get wise and make a World War 2 007 movie where Bond has to take on a fat evil German smuggling ball bearings out of Stockholm because their home manufacturing is an omnishbles of arrogance and slave labor.

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

priznat posted:

It was a great role for him too! Bewildered, hairy.

He’s a competent actor and a good looking dude, I always wondered why he had such a hard fall into obscurity.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

colonelwest posted:

He’s a competent actor and a good looking dude, I always wondered why he had such a hard fall into obscurity.

I just looked at his wiki page and he’s in the next Nolan flick about Oppenheimer!

I thought he was good too, I heard he was really good in that alaskan vampire flick.

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Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

I think he stinks

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