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Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

PostNouveau posted:

woo cat's away mice will play

Last Jedi good
M4trix good
Godfather 3 good

Yes
Yes
Yes

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Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!
Posting in yet another Jay's Cummies thread on tyool 2022

Andro Dunos
Dec 11, 2003

Rinkles posted:

somehow i never knew there was a texas chainsaw massacre with zellweger and mcconaughey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmyDMs3ec5w

It's a terrible movie and rightly forgotten. Rene's botched facelift is much scarier.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Sally posted:

quantum of phallus, save yourself and don't read any more Dune books past the first one!

:thunk:

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Victis posted:

If you love The Daily Show in 2021 you'll love Don't Look Up

considering who actually dislikes the movie the opposite is true

bone emulator
Nov 3, 2005

Wrrroavr

Galewolf posted:

Posting in yet another Jay's Cummies thread on tyool 2022

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
Mike likes Matrix 2, he is cool with me.

Also 2022, the year of Topg2n hell yeah!

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


they need to dial back the digital de-ageing on Tom a bit

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020

Skip 2 and 3 and go straight to God Emperor of Dune, it's worth the ride.

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!
Oh, I entirely forgot the Peacemaker spin-off from the Suicide Squawk (a.k.a. the "good" one, not to be confused with bad Suicide Squad)

Goddamn it looks bad and lame

https://youtu.be/TxQp10HrdQM

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
is it too late to mention Role Models

Babe Magnet
Jun 2, 2008

when did Kung Pow come out, 2002?

still technically within 20 years, it's that one

mossyfisk
Nov 8, 2010

FF0000
Spend less time deciding which Dune novels are good, and more time reading Hellstrom's Hive and other insane poo poo Frank wrote.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

-wrong thread-

ChickenOfTomorrow fucked around with this message at 08:41 on Jan 17, 2022

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

Have you ever heard of Moonlighting?

the tv show with Bruce!

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

-wrong thread-

ChickenOfTomorrow fucked around with this message at 08:41 on Jan 17, 2022

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I just saw the Matrix 4 review. Holy macaroni, it looks so loving dogshit cheap. Some of those scenes they showed clips of were so bad :psyduck:

Starting to think maybe they pocketed a lot of the 200 million dollars themselves when they made this movie

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

perhaps a highly compressed YouTube video review using cropped footage isn’t the best way to experience a film

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?
it did actually look cheap or unambitious, though

Gildiss
Aug 24, 2010

Grimey Drawer
gently caress YOU

Dieting Hippo posted:

It's January!

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM

Cubone posted:

ANYWAY, before the last thread was closed we were talking about the best comedy of the last two decades and we all agreed that it's anchorman

I am APPALLED that no one responding to this mentioned the actual best comedy of the last 20 years, Black Dynamite. Nor even Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Superbad, or What We Do in the Shadows.

ColTim
Oct 29, 2011

Dieting Hippo posted:

It's January!

no need to be rude!

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




Zzulu posted:

I just saw the Matrix 4 review. Holy macaroni, it looks so loving dogshit cheap. Some of those scenes they showed clips of were so bad :psyduck:

Starting to think maybe they pocketed a lot of the 200 million dollars themselves when they made this movie

I just watched the movie. I liked it more than I expected and it looked ok to me during the movie. I don't think I'll ever watch it again, but I didn't feel like I want two hours of my life back.

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer

Stink Billyums posted:

I am APPALLED that no one responding to this mentioned the actual best comedy of the last 20 years, Black Dynamite. Nor even Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Superbad, or What We Do in the Shadows.

Im trying to think if i liked Hot Fuzz or Black Dyanmite more. Its almost impossible for me to choose they were both basically perfect movies.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Hot Fuzz is one of the best comedies ever. I haven’t liked his last few films in terms of story but Edgar Wright is an absolute genius at comedy directing, pacing and editing.

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
All these Walk Hard talks make me want to listen to some folksy movie soundtrack to start out 2022 while I am doing some handicraft, can you guys hit me with some recommendations? So far I have O Brother, Where Art Thou.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

stephenthinkpad posted:

All these Walk Hard talks make me want to listen to some folksy movie soundtrack to start out 2022 while I am doing some handicraft, can you guys hit me with some recommendations? So far I have O Brother, Where Art Thou.

Literally anything with Jorge Negrete in it, or just listen to his best of hits if you're only doing the sound tracks.

Also, the soundtrack to "A Mighty Wind" is good even if the film is just middling.

If you want somehing tenuously connected might I recommend Colin Rudd's The Hoardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoAZKQu_kQA and The Lament of Boromir https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT5-ZLJTi0I

Barudak fucked around with this message at 16:21 on Jan 1, 2022

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
coming in fast on page 3 to let everyone know my penis is medically SMALL

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
All this talk of comedies and not one mention of The Sunshine Boys. Shameful.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Gutcruncher posted:

All this talk of comedies and not one mention of The Sunshine Boys. Shameful.

It's talk specifically about the best single comedy of the last 20 years

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
unless this is the comedy you meant :stare:

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug

Jabronie posted:

i dont have the attention span for best of the worst.

this year I will continue to enjoy watching 4 hour movies and drunk/dying men talk about them for an hour.

I watched the new spider man movie and why the hell did it need to be 2.5 goddamn hours

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Some kind soul adjusted our thread tag while I was asleep. Very grateful!

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

matrix film rankings

hackers
matrix 1
gremlins 2
matrix 2
matrix 4
matrix 3

killer crane
Dec 30, 2006

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

Hackers film 1995 posted:

matrix film rankings

hackers
matrix 1
gremlins 2
matrix 2
matrix 4
matrix 3

forgot to include the prequel series: Robocop. smh

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!

WHY BONER NOW posted:

I watched the new spider man movie and why the hell did it need to be 2.5 goddamn hours

How can you stuff all the "I know the thing!" in there otherwise?

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

stephenthinkpad posted:

Skip 2 and 3 and go straight to God Emperor of Dune, it's worth the ride.

i largely agree with this, but also feel God Emperor doesnt hit as hard without Messiah and Children... but both kinda drag on and are dull

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!

Hackers film 1995 posted:

matrix film rankings

V World Matrix
hackers
Johnny Mnemonic
matrix 1
gremlins 2
matrix 2
Transformers 1
Lawnmower Man
matrix 4
matrix 3

Ftfy

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Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!


replace transformers with virtuosity and we have a drat deal

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