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American McGay posted:Not allowing myself to eat this ice cream sundae until I bash my dick repeatedly with a claw hammer for 400 hours.
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I got the tude now posted:Fatlus guy muttering about “loving npcs” after the qt GameStop girl says she has a boyfriend
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The manager at the GameStop where I bought my Xbox was extremely hot and I kept almost laughing in line every time I thought of a post like that.
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Martman posted:every time I see a screenshot like this I expect to see the mysterious square dick bulge at the bottom of the shot from net cafe scandal's zelda thread
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I would have simply previously purchased Sekiro when I could have afforded it.
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I still laugh to myself about how they decided the best way to write 'the Nazis win ww2' was to go with 'actually Hitler was right about the Jews'
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bees x1000 posted:1. Rift Wizard It's really good when it's good yeah. The big monsters are all generally a lot more fun than the small ones, they're too beefy and you have too little AoE (except for mages) to get that really sick ARPG cutting down hordes of enemies gameplay. But they're still easy unless you're asleep at the wheel. Kind of a weird in-between, and it ends up making the escort mission that's like 5 minutes into the game feel like it takes 100 years. I bought it for my Switch and I'm gonna replay it but I am dreading that loving cart mission again. Otoh maybe this time I'll play something besides warrior with assassin feats to make grappling easier and do more damage, lol.
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EmmyOk posted:There are lots of hit tracks not by low roar. It's so hosed up that this game isn't on Xbox yet.
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ArfJason posted:have you killed the cop in your leaderboards? good.
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Kingdom Hearts Re:Tarded
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Nutmeg posted:Neon White (all gifts, plat'ed every level 100%) - the gameplay of this is really great. i like when games make leaderboards a part of your progression/skill. i had a lot of fun speedrunning a bit faster and faster to beat peoples times. the story is bland and the writing should be considered suicide ideation. it's funny that every single review ive heard has been this. i should just play it already cuz i listened to the soundtrack like 4 times. it's all by machine girl.
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https://youtu.be/f8Kjn9qw-rw it's uploaded by their distributor and everything
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trying to jack off posted:Titanfall 2. its a shame they'll never make another one because that was kickass its so good
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im sad for all the gamers who missed out on tf2 multiplayer because it's actually better than the campaign lol. movements more fluid and there's a grappling hook and stuff. nobody's ever gonna make a shooter like that again because you move at 9000 miles an hour. no way to sell cosmetics when everyone is a glowing streak
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trying to jack off posted:i thought the game moved kind of slow and wished it was faster lol, my brain is permanently broken by 90s shooters i permanently compare everything to tribes and it all falls short mostly. but you could get really fast in tf2mp because the grappling hook had a really long range and the buildings were high. it's less grappling hook and more of a straight up spiderman swing.
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:Looking on, in Bob-style Awe: No way. He actually 100%'d Superman 64?
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I only have 4 more arcana and a bonus stage boss before I complete the collection, but since there's still some acheevos to get I'm not sure that really counts as beaten on its own lol.
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oh right. i beat cyberpunk 2077- really good game overall. The fps stuff is good to great most of the time, the RPG stuff is mostly whatever much like Witcher 3. Most of the time the voice direction and writing all contributes for a good time overall in the main jobs and most of the side jobs. The cracks start to show in the open world though, the content there is pretty repetitive. There's also not a ton of it though so it's whatever to clear it out. The gigs are fun, cyberpsycho bosses can be cool but a lot of them are kind of mediocre. The driving is abysmal and I suggest you find a car you like and never ever drive anything else. But at it's core this is basically a Deus Ex game with a kinda lovely open world to travel between missions instead of hub levels, and it does that pretty well. much like the new Deus ex games you don't actually have a billion options available, especially in gigs, but you do get optional requirements here in there like being undetected or killing only the target or w.e. idk about PC but the series x edition is absolutely worth the money, although it's not gonna be on the same tier as poo poo like elden ring obviously
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symbolic posted:you know i'm starting to think i should've believed synthy
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EmmyOk posted:Yup. Haters can’t believe anyone would be autistic enough to laboriously 100% the Thor 2007 PS2 game but I do. I see people like that every day. Not in the mirror, switched off monitor, or any other reflective surface. Other places You see them in your camera roll, from when you took a selfie.
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EmmyOk posted:Mamukute posting about clearing the Tron: Legacy PS2 tie in game the same way dudes on deployment talk about restoring a 1960s Cadillac when they get home
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EmmyOk posted:Sadly some posters had to learn this the hard way
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Wormskull posted:I'm sorry on behalf of the entire moderation team. loving based. I always believed in you. Larry is, well, let's just say he's a Wee bit retarded lol. It's good to be humbled sometime. Although I'm slightly afraid that John Romero will somehow become a god tier poster after I finish probating him for as much of a month as I can do
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Wormskull posted:He's always going to suck because never going to learn, and any astute lurkers listen up, but the reason a lot of you get your cheeks spread when you try posting here is because everyone can tell when you're embarrassed to be a gamer, or posting like a self-loathing pussy from a Games megathread all the time. Knock it off and at worst people won't even notice you. Too drat simple. I almost have to respect the confidence to post in the IK contest despite knowing he's not considered a regular. Or maybe its just full retardation. I can sort of be in awe of that too.
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:when you play the game of thrones *makes a Holding poo poo In Whimper* you win.. or you die. *duck walks to the shitter*
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A lot of people have become brain damaged from progression poo poo sadly
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I would argue that you can't technically beat slay the spire unless you idk get a20 down with a minimalist deck or some poo poo for every character. It's a rogue like, there's no really beating it. In that case a single win probably counts as a game beat but not completed. Imo.
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you should absolutely play slay the spire major. it's on game pass
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Roth posted:1. M.U.S.H.A. Quoting the fail
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trying to jack off posted:modern timesplitters with titanfall time travel tech this would be sick ----------------
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:oh hi mark LMFAO ----------------
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symbolic posted:SOK MINuts ----------------
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im imagining how insanely sick an Arkane game that was just the good parts of every game they've done put together and im not sure im prepared. shame we won't get that probably. it's like they have a pathological need to make one part suck really bad, or the game is too long, or it's janky or something. anyway i need to play dark messiah still.
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