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Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
Guess who is gonna die this year and then brag “called it!” when whatever old or sick person you picked does cark it.

For bonus points find someone completely unexpected like Ryan Reynolds or something.

My money is on Tom Waits, which will be a bummer that can paradoxically be best described in a future Tom Waits song.

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kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

I'm here to promote the Cheney / Kissinger double headliner

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

kecske posted:

I'm here to promote the Cheney / Kissinger double headliner

Once one goes the survivor will use their corpse for spare parts and buy at least another five years.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
in for the Queen, the Popes ( both of them), Unabomber, Harvey Weinstein

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
the entire continent of Australia will sink in to the ocean this year, killing millions

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

kecske posted:

I'm here to promote the Cheney / Kissinger double headliner

drat I thought Dick Cheney was dead already. Kissinger can't die so I don't know why people keep picking him.

I'm going to pick Jim Carrey via cancer.

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

one of the Baldwin brothers

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Pete from work

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Angela Lansbury
Bob Barker
Ghislaine Maxwell edit: I suck at reading thread titles
Artie Lange

Bonus points: Billie Eilish

Ugly In The Morning posted:

For bonus points find someone completely unexpected like Ryan Reynolds or something.

Ryan Reynolds is going to kill himself because he can no longer coexist with his true love Betty White

YeahTubaMike fucked around with this message at 15:56 on Jan 1, 2022

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

in for the Queen

You can't pick someone who already died :/

On a serious note I am gonna say Donald Trump, possibly on the toilet or while yelling at someone.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

evilmiera posted:

You can't pick someone who already died :/

On a serious note I am gonna say Donald Trump, possibly on the toilet or while yelling at someone.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Arnold Schwarzenegger, it will be unexpected

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
World famous celebrity chef Peter Russel-Clarke.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

has to be Lizzie

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

zach braff will meet his demise

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Shatner will end his time on this earth in a different way this year.

Someone famous will also die this year in a helicopter crash. Gonna say Taylor swift for that one.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Donald John Trump

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


please dear god let it be me

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Theres too many unnecessary letters in the name Ghislaine

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Sid Vicious posted:

please dear god let it be me

Asterite34
May 19, 2009



Gotta be Jimmy Carter, right? We can't have any living good Presidents

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Asterite34 posted:

Gotta be Jimmy Carter, right? We can't have any living good Presidents

I swear to loving god if he bites it I’m gonna be so mad at you.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Queen Elizabeth in the next 3 months I reckon. Missing a remembrance Sunday is unheard of for her and she's missing more and more events. Partner just died too which is also a good predictor of death in people that age due to the stress.

Non royalty wise, for some reason I think Mick Jagger might keel over this year.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
I'mma go with Biden because CHAOS REIGNS.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

I'm going Carter

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Gonna throw Pelosi via chud violence into the pool.

Honestly I expect at least one high profile assassination by bumbling right wing idiot(s) who somehow pull it off despite making every possible stupid mistake along the way. They will be caught within 24 hours and get a suspiciously short sentence or walk on a technicality.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
I’m guessing there’s going to be some movie star in a real dumb accident. Hugh Jackman, car crash.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Alex Jones

Asterite34
May 19, 2009



Tom Cruise finally doing one too many of his own stunts

IShallRiseAgain
Sep 12, 2008

Well ain't that precious?

Harrison Ford will die doing what he loves, crashing airplanes.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Going for the Queen, but I'm also gonna throw in Bill Russell

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

IShallRiseAgain posted:

Harrison Ford will die doing what he loves, crashing airplanes.

He flies out of an “aerodrome” near my house when he’s on the east coast and it makes me loving nervous.

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

IShallRiseAgain posted:

Harrison Ford will die doing what he loves, crashing airplanes.

Found On Road Dead

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Bob Barker, come on down!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Vanna White, hand gets caught in the letter-turning mechanism

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I should finally be gone there's only so many medical procedures a person can stand.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

I'm gonna throw a rock in the pond and say uhhhh, Garth Brooks?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Betty White has gotta be due...

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
actually i predict that this year a man named "Gerald Hippo" will pass away

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




keanu

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