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rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat
The following people will die between 1/1/22 and 12/31/22:

Politics
Queen Elizabeth
Jimmy Carter
Mikhail Gorbachev
Dianne Feinstein
Ron Paul

Stage & Screen
Jack Nicholson
Nichelle Nichols
Julie Andrews :(
Michael J Fox

Music
Yoko Ono
Bob Dylan
Joan Baez
Roger Daltrey
RZA

Science
Frank Drake
Roger Penrose
Anthony Fauci (not from Covid ho ho ha ha, also there's a bunch of mindblowingly stupid conspiracy poo poo over this one and it sucks)

Literature
Noam Chomsky
Cormac McCarthy
Gloria Steinem
Stephen King and Dean R Koontz die within 48 hours of each other, which is kinda weird

Sports
Willie Mays
Earl "The Pearl" Monroe
Bob Cousy
Bill Parcells

also I don't know where to put him in these categories but Richard Branson dies in the most hilarious way imaginable and it owns

also one of the cast of Friends dies but I'm not allowed to say which one. they die in a plane crash with someone else famous but I can't say who because it's a hint to the Friend they die with and I don't want to get in trouble

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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

rivetz posted:


also one of the cast of Friends dies but I'm not allowed to say which one. they die in a plane crash with someone else famous but I can't say who because it's a hint to the Friend they die with and I don't want to get in trouble

Tell me or I'll call your mother

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
your cat

Meatwolfe
Oct 31, 2011
Schwarzenegger, heart attack, Trump. Joaquin Phoenix suicide. Gordon Ramsay as a wild card.

rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat

Outrail posted:

Tell me or I'll call your mother
:mad:

You die in 2034!

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Mozi posted:

actually i predict that this year a man named "Gerald Hippo" will pass away

He's actually the world's first immortal but nice try.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

rivetz posted:

:mad:

You die in 2034!

You're going to make me wait that long? Mean

rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat

Outrail posted:

You're going to make me wait that long? Mean
At least you get to experience death, if/when they find out I'm blabbing about this poo poo I'm not even going to have ever existed

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

rivetz posted:

At least you get to experience death, if/when they find out I'm blabbing about this poo poo I'm not even going to have ever existed

Nobody likes a gloat

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

This year will mark the queen's platinum jubilee, in which people celebrate her seventy years on the throne.

So it'd be quite funny if she died just before the anniversary celebrations. Or possibly on the day (the third of June) itself.

rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat

Jollity Farm posted:

This year will mark the queen's platinum jubilee, in which people celebrate her seventy years on the throne.

So it'd be quite funny if she died just before the anniversary celebrations. Or possibly on the day (the third of June) itself.
Unfortunately she dies before the jubilee but not close enough to it for the timing to be notably amusing

also I forgot Owen Wilson re-attempts suicide this summer and sticks the landing this time around

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

rivetz posted:

Unfortunately she dies before the jubilee but not close enough to it for the timing to be notably amusing

also I forgot Owen Wilson re-attempts suicide this summer and sticks the landing this time around

Anything interesting happening in Australian politics?

rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat

Outrail posted:

Anything interesting happening in Australian politics?
I don't know enough about the Australian government to know how important Scott Morrison is but one of his daughters dies in Oct 2022 when a family vacation cottage/bungalow/whatever burns down in a bushfire that's pretty explicitly tied to climate change. He gets so much poo poo about it from the press and environmental advocates etc. that it actually winds up helping him politically

Also Bob Katter dies of pancreatic cancer, don't really know who that is either sorry

E: to be clear I don't have a lot of news info, I'm Level II so it's just the death-related stuff

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

rivetz posted:

E: to be clear I don't have a lot of news info, I'm Level II so it's just the death-related stuff

Can you swap some names around for $50? I've got $200 on a double or nothing 2021 rollover for the second Koch brother.

Ulthar
Aug 14, 2007

My parents are deeaaaaaaad!!!

Mozi posted:

Betty White has gotta be due...

she passed yesterday my man

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
Joe Biden.

Betty Wight
Jan 1, 2022

Calling Ron Desantis - a life for a life style

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
DICK

VAN

DYKE

Hector Delgado
Sep 23, 2007

Time for shore leave!!
Democracy

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





rivetz posted:

The following people will die between 1/1/22 and 12/31/22:

Politics
Queen Elizabeth
Jimmy Carter
Mikhail Gorbachev
Dianne Feinstein
Ron Paul

Stage & Screen
Jack Nicholson
Nichelle Nichols
Julie Andrews :(
Michael J Fox

Music
Yoko Ono
Bob Dylan
Joan Baez
Roger Daltrey
RZA

Science
Frank Drake
Roger Penrose
Anthony Fauci (not from Covid ho ho ha ha, also there's a bunch of mindblowingly stupid conspiracy poo poo over this one and it sucks)

Literature
Noam Chomsky
Cormac McCarthy
Gloria Steinem
Stephen King and Dean R Koontz die within 48 hours of each other, which is kinda weird

Sports
Willie Mays
Earl "The Pearl" Monroe
Bob Cousy
Bill Parcells

also I don't know where to put him in these categories but Richard Branson dies in the most hilarious way imaginable and it owns

also one of the cast of Friends dies but I'm not allowed to say which one. they die in a plane crash with someone else famous but I can't say who because it's a hint to the Friend they die with and I don't want to get in trouble

No Kissinger in Politics stopped reading voted 1

Tad Naff
Jul 8, 2004

I told you you'd be sorry buying an emoticon, but no, you were hung over. Well look at you now. It's not catching on at all!
:backtowork:
My boss, in a tragic but I assure you absolutely accidental fashion

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

Tad Naff posted:

My boss, in a tragic but I assure you absolutely accidental fashion

.... sounds sus.

Carrot top - Overdose

Alec Baldwin - Can't deal

Rand Paul - Run over with his Neighbor's lawn mower this time

McConnel, Feinstein, and one of the random old rear end fuckers

Maybe a conservative supreme court judge

wildcard - Dane Cook

Ex-pope Scary Face

One of the Irwing clan fighting a very specific stingray


Bernie, but he is reborn as Bernie 2.0

blight rhino fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Jan 1, 2022

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



does it count if i kill them myself? hypothetically

Old Man Pants
Nov 22, 2010

Strippers are people too!

Dolly parton Cher or Mariah Carey

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Jabberlock posted:

does it count if i kill them myself? hypothetically

No, that’s disqualifying, as is Pete Rose-ing it.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Ulthar posted:

she passed yesterday my man

what the heck...

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


Mel Brooks

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

:pray: tom brady :pray:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Jesus Christ

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Theres too many unnecessary letters in the name Ghislaine

life in the jizz lane

Betty Wight
Jan 1, 2022

Sir Nose posted:

Mel Brooks

How dare you

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Andy Kaufman

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
As always, I’m going with Jim Carrey.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
The actor who portrayed Pete on Pete & Pete will die

Betty Wight
Jan 1, 2022

General Dog posted:

As always, I’m going with Jim Carrey.

He is in a good place now. Apparently doing crazy paintings

HungryMedusa
Apr 28, 2003


Tom Hanks :sadwave:

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Chef John from Food Wishes dot com

hotdog feet
Nov 3, 2005
Bam Margera

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Ex-Pope Benedict

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Mr. Meagles posted:

Chef John from Food Wishes dot com

I use his beef stew recipe. Finally I can claim it as my own.

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