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Clint Eastwood (age) Bill Murray (wild card) Prince Andrew (suicide) Alex Jones (covid) Steve Bannon (fat) Dan Andrews (At least an assasination attempt) Clive Palmer (fat) Maximum Sexy Pigeon fucked around with this message at 07:06 on Jan 2, 2022 |
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Al Jourgensen will finally overdose because I bought tickets to see Ministry this spring.
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Surely this is the year Tim Curry goes right? My wild card is Bob Saget.
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Mr. Meagles posted:Chef John from Food Wishes dot com  On a food related note, Jacques Pepin.
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My wildcard is McConnell tripping onto a wooden stake, his only weakness.
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Keith Richards Unnamed Muskian Marsonaut Joe Biden Second Unnamed Muskian Marsonaut Third Unnamed Muskian Marsonaut I don't think Musk is aiming to reach Mars this year, but I'm guessing he'll be starting trial runs or something.
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Posthuman posted:Keith Richards Building up the Martian biosphere by throwing a calvelade of human resources at the problem would be a very on brand techbro genius move.
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the world's oldest living man, Kane Tanaka
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Musk or Bezos or some such rich dick is finally going to go for it and build a Scrooge Mcduck-style money tank and crack their skull diving into it
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Dwayne The Rock Johnson from a massive sudden heart attack "Some of the specific autopsy findings were an extremely muscular physique with an almost complete absence of subcutaneous fat, a liver that contained numerous table tennis ball-sized tumors (with half the liver consisting simply of a crumbly mass that was similar to polystyrene), shriveled testes, and cardiac hypertrophy (Münzer's heart weighed 636g; a normal man's heart usually weighs 300–350g)."
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Dignity Van Houten posted:Dwayne The Rock Johnson from a massive sudden heart attack Oh hey you read The Poisoner's Handbook too! Neat e: wait no my mistake, I mixed that up with the guy who drank colloidal silver until he turned blue, nv Asterite34 fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Jan 2, 2022 |
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Asterite34 posted:Oh hey you read The Poisoner's Handbook too! Neat I read it and watched the doc, too! 
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Dignity Van Houten posted:Dwayne The Rock Johnson from a massive sudden heart attack yes please
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Donald Trump Jr. (overdose) Michael Caine (old / illness) Eric Clapton (illness or fall from great heights) Macaulay Culkin (suicide) Mitch McConnell (time to pay the devil) Norman Lear (old fart) Alan Greenspan (old) Burt Bacharach (yes, he's still kicking it for now) Tom Green (comedy option)
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1 million working class men will kill themselves.
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it's be cool if mitch mcconnel died because his neck skin gets caught in like a belt sander, coveyor belt or some grinding piece of industrial machinery. his face is an affront to god and he should be punished for living a public life. like i'm not big on censorship of the vulgar and i can appreciate beauty in the grotesque but that man's face is nothing short of a crime
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Aaron Carter Corey Feldman Don King Jackie Chan Bonus: Jared Leto because he ruins every film he's in.
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Anyone have Richard Leakey, famed paleoanthropologist? He dead.
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edify posted:Aaron Carter im the joker hah a why so srs
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Gene Hackman Tippi Hedren Jack Nicholson Jean-Luc Godard Warren Beatty June Lockhart Pete Rose Buzz Aldrin Ethel Kennedy Jasper Johns George Soros
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Betty Wight posted:He is in a good place now. That’s when you really gotta be on the lookout
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Liquid Chicken posted:Donald Trump Jr. (overdose) Trump statement: "My son, Donald Trump Junior, died today. Some say he used "drugs" but my son is NOT a drug addict. He was a "father" to his kids. My warmest condolences to his family. May he Rest In Peace!"
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Mozi posted:Ex-Pope Benedict I remember when he abdicated , everyone thought it was because he was about to die but in hindsight he was probably about to get implicated in some heinous nonce poo poo
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Look, I feel like it may be easier just listing those that survive. It turns out letting New Zealand have nuclear weapons is not a good idea. They could of just told the rest of the world they were so upset with us.
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ohnobugs posted:Tim Curry (please no) I'm definitely having a Mandela Effect moment here because I was 100% sure that Tim Curry died sometime in the early-mid 2000s.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I'm definitely having a Mandela Effect moment here because I was 100% sure that Tim Curry died sometime in the early-mid 2000s. He had a MASSIVE stroke a while back but he’s still alive.
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Paula Abdul Morrissey Zac Efron By the way does anyone else think they're doing a Weekend at Bernie's with the Queen of England?
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dr_rat posted:Look, I feel like it may be easier just listing those that survive. They can just have Russell Crowe back then if they're so upset jeeze.
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Haven posted:Vince McMahon No chance in hell
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