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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

If he was blaming the woman behind the desk she'd be drawn fatter and uglier and probably with rainbow hair.

Oh well thanks for coming to McCoy's defense on this I guess. Wouldn't want to unfairly malign such an upstanding cartoonist.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Fister Roboto posted:

Oh well thanks for coming to McCoy's defense on this I guess. Wouldn't want to unfairly malign such an upstanding cartoonist.

You're welcome. Can I borrow a cup of sanctimony?

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

You forgot that explaining something is the same thing as endorsing it.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Moon Slayer posted:

You forgot that explaining something is the same thing as endorsing it.

poo poo, you're right. My bad.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

If Hooters goes under, then I will be vindicated in my opinion that their wings are overrated and people just don’t want to admit they’re horny.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

I gotta say I feel pretty good if one dumbass post from over a year ago is the sickest own you can drop on me.

But no, nobody needed an explanation for this. McCoy is a hateful misogynist and it doesn't take a mind reader to guess that he's being a hateful misogynist here, even if he's not using his normal signifiers.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Nobody said he wasn't a stupendous bellend.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Pants Donkey posted:

If Hooters goes under, then I will be vindicated in my opinion that their wings are overrated and people just don’t want to admit they’re horny.

Their wings are crap, their service is crap, and I’m glad I no longer know anyone who wants to go there.

I dont know
Aug 9, 2003

That Guy here...
Hooters always seemed like a relic akin to The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue or low budget erotic thrillers. A product marketed at people too embarrassed to go to a strip club or porn store and seeming unaware that pornography is freely available on the internet.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
My theory is that the low-budget erotic thrillers still exist principally because they have fewer closeup shots of dudes' taints and ballsacks.

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



I dont know posted:

Hooters always seemed like a relic akin to The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue or low budget erotic thrillers. A product marketed at people too embarrassed to go to a strip club or porn store and seeming unaware that pornography is freely available on the internet.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

My theory is that the low-budget erotic thrillers still exist principally because they have fewer closeup shots of dudes' taints and ballsacks.
Erotica and titillation are generally hotter and \ or more interesting than porn and revelation. Here you go, the big and extremely obvious bit of insight a bunch of people have apparently managed to avoid to this very day.

Drawing things so that they look like a 3d object rather than an printout is hard.

thisusedyet
Feb 14, 2012

My post... it sucks!!!

HootTheOwl posted:

I would like to order the buttery, crispy, wings without looking like a creep because I went to a sanitized Titty bar to do so.

When I was in college someone brought in Hooters' wings to a class, and I was SHOCKED. I always figured they were just an excuse, but they were pretty drat good!

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

:australia:

Moir:


Lethbridge:


Broelman:


Leak, Son of Leak:

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Hmm, can't think of another panel for this cartoon. I know, I'll just draw another, unrelated cartoon in the bottom corner.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007


No freaking way.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Moon Slayer posted:

No freaking way.

Payne is the living avatar for "If global warming, why cold? :smuggo:"

JamesBont
Oct 1, 2021

gently caress you. Just...gently caress you.

Kellies Nomination: Worst Overall


YEET!


This one is so bad on so many levels, even beyond it's yet another "IF GLOBAL WARMING THEN WHY SNOW" cartoon.

First off, does Payne think people plug EVs or anything directly into windmills? Second, if it's snowing so bad that your car is covered up to your windshield, I don't care what car you have, you're not going anywhere. And finally, the perspective is so bad. The way the windmill blades are, I think they would cut the cord of the charger if they were turning!

Kellies Nominations: Worst Overall, Most Incomprehensible

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

It's like every single dumbass global warming political cartoon mashed together, honestly it's breathtaking.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

It's important to remember that Payne utterly loathes any energy source that doesn't make loud VROOM VROOM noises.

If they made a windmill that sounded like a diesel engine, he'd buy two.

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖
Ah yes, if only China had no lockdowns, then things would be fine! Why I bet America would be throwing open its doors.

oobey
Nov 19, 2002

JamesBont posted:

Second, if it's snowing so bad that your car is covered up to your windshield, I don't care what car you have, you're not going anywhere.

Nice try, liberal, but the badge on my vroom vroom truck clearly says 4WD, so... :smuggo:

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Did any windmills in Buffalo even freeze up? It's just complete nonsense.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Remember when they were filling refrigerated trucks with bodies in NYC? Imagine that happening in every city.

gently caress you.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Fister Roboto posted:

Did any windmills in Buffalo even freeze up? It's just complete nonsense.

0 windmills more than 40 people.

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


If climate change is real then why are we having horrific weather events we’ve never seen before at increasing rates? Check mate, Libtards :smug:

Like their usual “If global warming why cold” doesn’t even work anymore because Buffalo had a once in a life time blizzard and now we’re hitting record breaking highs all over the country a week later. This poo poo ain’t normal and everyone besides the staunchest rear end in a top hat like Lesser McCoy can see it

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Rall: At Least This Will All Be over Sooner

Ted Rall posted:

Average life expectancy in the United States has been falling for the last couple of years in a row. That’s typically a sign of a society in decline. Don’t expect anyone in power to wake up soon though.

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather
I wonder what happened in the last few years, which could have shrunk the lifespan of old people. Seems like it's falling since around 2020. I guess it must be the fluoride in the water.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Has there ever been a new year cartoon that wasn't 'Old man Current Year, bloodied and bandaged, covered in poo poo, says 'best of luck kid' to baby next year'. Like has there ever been one where baby next year is just strolling in because this year was great

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Has there been year that wasn't genuinely awful? I'm legit asking since time has lost all meaning to me.

Hunt11
Jul 24, 2013

Grimey Drawer
There used to be years that were okayish or at least only awful for specific areas.

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Did Pele just punt a cherub?

Cool.

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀

100YrsofAttitude posted:

Gun violence by Cai Meng


The gun is a metaphor for gun violence.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Alhazred posted:

Has there been year that wasn't genuinely awful? I'm legit asking since time has lost all meaning to me.

Depends on who you are. It's always been awful to be poor, never to be rich, an for everyone else it's relative and variable.

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

cant cook creole bream posted:

I wonder what happened in the last few years, which could have shrunk the lifespan of old people. Seems like it's falling since around 2020. I guess it must be the fluoride in the water.

Tbf I would accept the half assed divide response as evidence of societal failure too.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Henny Beaumont on China’s Covid policy – Covid cases in China continue to surge after Beijing’s abrupt decision to end most of its strict pandemic restrictions"

Telegraph:

Pelé, footballing genius who won the World Cup three times and was hailed as the greatest player in history – obituary

The i paper:


Times:


Stephen Collins:


And on a personal note, thank you to all the other toon-posters in this thread for their service and I hope everyone reading this has an excellent 2023! :yayclod:

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

Let’s never do anything is a quintessentially Prickly City take.

But also it positions Stantis for ‘looks like you’ve got some growing up to do’. He’s just being rational people.

And on another level he’s saying “The far right and the center are equally bad! Look these guys are panicking about the great replacement and pizzagate. That’s exactly like people concerned about school shootings and climate change. Obviously the correct position is here in the center, of libertarian conservatism.”

Trapezium Dave posted:

Rall: At Least This Will All Be over Sooner


And if you correct him that this is caused by Covid, he’ll certainly say, that our treatment of covid is indicative of the decline of our society. Ted Rall will never say that capitalism is bad because that take is no longer hot enough for him.

gently caress both of you and the podcast you ride out on.

I dont know
Aug 9, 2003

That Guy here...

DalaranJ posted:

Let’s never do anything is a quintessentially Prickly City take.

But also it positions Stantis for ‘looks like you’ve got some growing up to do’. He’s just being rational people.

And on another level he’s saying “The far right and the center are equally bad! Look these guys are panicking about the great replacement and pizzagate. That’s exactly like people concerned about school shootings and climate change. Obviously the correct position is here in the center, of libertarian conservatism.”


Stantis may be the single most obnoxious cartoonist in the thread just for the way he smugly treats being incapable of forming an opinion as clear proof of maturity and moral sophistication. I don't think he will ever top this one for misplaced, self-satisfied pride.

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Lareine
Jul 22, 2007

KIIIRRRYYYUUUUU CHAAAANNNNNN

quote:

HAPPY ULTRA MEGA MAGA NEW YEAR
The old year is just about over and the New Year is rising over the horizon. We all made it though another year of the clown world insanity of the Biden Regime. Congratulations to everyone on surviving what was a pretty tough year for a lot of people, but you made it. Our faith, will power and shear determination carried us through the tough times and to a new beginning.

2023 is going to be a historic year with world shaking changes that will at last wake humanity up across the United States and the world.

Truth will be told and lies will be exposed.

People will realize what has happened to us over the last 100 years and see who needs to be held accountable. We, the people, will come together. Unity and truth will destroy the globalist cabal and the puppet masters.

America will become energy independent, Trump did it before and can do it again.

The Green New Deal narrative is being exposed as a fraud, a means for total control over the masses. Only the green cult members will still believe in the hoax, the majority will not.

The Trump 2024 campaign will continue to snowball with bigger rallies and a larger reach to eager audiences.

Biden will go down as the worst president in American history, destroying the Democrat party and the RINOs along with him.

Ukraine will be revealed as the most corrupt country in the world and Zelensky will be exposed as just a puppet playing his role as a begger for the money laundering globalist tyrants.

The DC Swamp levels are draining, slower than we want, but are draining. Drip, drip, flood as the Twitter Files continue to reveal the mind staggering corruption and censorship of the DC Cabal.

Once again it’s been proven ‘walls work’ and the wall will be finished and so will be Biden and his open borders.

The January 6th protesters will be freed and pardoned as they did no wrong. Ray Epps will be exposed as a FED plant to entrap Trump supporters.

Mar-A-Lago will become the ‘southern White House’ as ‘normies’ slowly realize, Trump won.

America will awaken and so will the entire world.

‘The best is yet to come!”

We wish you a very happy 2023. Buckle up!

We Will Keep Winning- Together!

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