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E: Ok I give up: I cannot fight fate. I will mark each story with the relevant avatar at the header. Click here to skip to Episode 2 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3989485&pagenumber=1#post520476118 Click here to skip to Episode 3 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3989485&pagenumber=2#post520539252 Click here to skip to Episode 4 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3989485&pagenumber=2#post520640887  EPISODE ONE: A NEW HERO In an age of darkness, on a dying comedy forum, the hero RONIN CHEEMS enters the lair of the evil sorceress LIZARD TITS.   Ah, the Ronin known as Cheems enters my lair. I must congratulate you on making it this far!......  But this is the end of your foolish quest! You cannot defeat a meme as powerful as I!......  Have you nothing to say, Cheems? Or do you intend to let that annoying brat speak for you?AYAYA!   Even together you cannot hope to match my power! Lizard tits are the ultimate forums meme! There are animes, visual novels, manga! An entire subreddit wants to be strangled by the XCOM snake! The fanart and original works number in the thousands. The material is endless! It is a sublime blend of uncertain sincerity and inherent absurdity. It writes itself! Even the text is ridiculous. I am obviously a snake, not a lizard! Who bought this anyway???...... Now Cheems, you will die. Have you any last words before I add you to my collection of dead memes?...... Omae wa mou shindeiru   Nani!? And so, the hero RONIN CHEEMS defeated the ANCIENT MEME. His quest complete, he embarks upon the LONG WALK. Forever wandering the Cursed Forum, bringing horn to the horny. In time he would become a MEME KING in his own right. But that is a story for another time...  AYAYA! Did we really get her this time, Cheems? Are lizard tits gone forever?...... No one's ever really gone. 
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Sorry but as a straight man, I'm always going to prefer women over other guys even if the guy is a little dog ronin and the woman is a lizard with tits.
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Jan 1, 2022 22:41
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Rip MPP you resting with the lamias now
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Jan 1, 2022 22:43
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the drama, the adventure, the poorly drawn characters. i love it. put me in the loving story please.
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Jan 1, 2022 22:43
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Oh no!
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Jan 1, 2022 22:51
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Yaldabaoth posted:Sorry but as a straight man, I'm always going to prefer women over other guys even if the guy is a little dog ronin and the woman is a lizard with tits. What if I were to tell you... 
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blight rhino posted:the drama, the adventure, the poorly drawn characters. i love it. Posters everywhere adore the lovable Cheems! 
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Jan 1, 2022 23:02
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Meme Poker Party posted:What if I were to tell you... Most realistic fursuit ever.
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Jan 1, 2022 23:15
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Big Cheem fan
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Filthy ronin have no honor
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thank u ronnie
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Filthy ronin have no honor 
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the animays. are back.
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Jan 2, 2022 20:35
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boo where did Cheems go?
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Jan 4, 2022 22:08
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Im getting this weird vibe that OP likes anime.
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Jan 4, 2022 22:12
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Strong lizard strangled cheems to death
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Jan 4, 2022 22:16
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cheems lifeless body is being devoured by ants and maggots
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:boo where did Cheems go? Are you familiar with how the tale of the 47 ronin ended
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:boo where did Cheems go? Cheems was on the run after killing lizard tits. Clearly the lizard people caught up to him quickly.
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Jan 4, 2022 22:21
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Some say chems was a lizard in disguise all along
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:boo where did Cheems go? Dishonorable Viper-Man gaijin hiding like snake in grass snuck up on Cheems, allowing him to land a critical strike attack for 6x damage with a bonk bat. Cheem's spirit has ascended to the astral plane of horny. 
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Jan 4, 2022 22:32
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Meme Poker Party posted:Dishonorable Viper-Man gaijin hiding like snake in grass snuck up on Cheems, allowing him to land a critical strike attack for 6x damage with a bonk bat. Cheem's spirit has ascended to the astral plane of horny. An ignoble demise.
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Jan 4, 2022 22:37
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That's not a viper man, it's a more accurate portrayal of a female snake person.
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long live strong lizard
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Bring back Roland Cheese.
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look either show lizard tits or gently caress off.
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Jan 5, 2022 02:10
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bitch stole my fukin hat m8
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your lamia looks like my lizard as a lamia lol
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Hell Yeah posted:look either show lizard tits or gently caress off. that’s what they look like bro they don’t have nips
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What's this all about
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Full Metal Jackass posted:What's this all about You'll have to forgive me I'm having to adapt to unforeseen circumstances. This is part one of Snek Wars: The Ronin Cheems Trilogy.
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Sid Vicious posted:your lamia looks like my lizard as a lamia lol better show some respect to strong lizard or you'll end up like cheems
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Jan 5, 2022 02:31
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So whats the difference between a lamia and a naga?
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Jan 5, 2022 02:36
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Just stick some tits on the Roland Cheese dog, it was kinda cute.
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Jan 5, 2022 02:55
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Posting cringe on main Lil meme I figured you'd appreciate heh
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nightwisher posted:Posting cringe on main The cringe has been located: 
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What will happen next time!!!?? I'm hooked.
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 EPISODE 2: THE LAST MEME Across remote threads in the farthest corners of the forums... The young hero BORGAR REI searches far and wide for master RONIN CHEEMS, the powerful and last member of the MEME ORDER. And the only hope of the fledgling RESISTANCE...  Locating him at last, BORGAR REI begs his assistance in the desperate struggle. But the disillusioned old master is reluctant. Hesitant to resume once again his old battle with the SNITH...  So you found me. But why did you think I chose the hardest thread to find in the entire forum? I came to GBS to die....   Why are you here, Rei from nowhere?The Resistance sent me. We need your help, the snitties have become unstoppable...  Why are *you* here? I've seen this raw strength only once before, in Tibetan Fox. It didn't scare me enough then. It does now.Later, the forces of the SNEK EMPIRE corner the last of the RESISTANCE FORCES. The old master RONIN CHEEMS strides forward to confront VIPER-GAIJIN. One final battle to cover the escape of BORGAR REI and her companions in the RESISTANCE...  Stand aside, old fool! What are you doing?I'm tuggin.   The resistance is dead! The war is over! And when I kill you, I will have killed the last meme! Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong. The rebellion is reborn today. The war is just beginning. And I will not be the last meme!Meanwhile, BORGAR REI and her closest companion witness the conflict, and must make a fateful decision...  We have to go, Rei. We have to get you to Burger King!No, we have to help him! We have to Borgar Time now!  Rei, he's doing this so we can escape. We are the meme that will light the grill.We burgin'...  And so, BORGAR REI bids a silent goodbye to master RONIN CHEEMS. The Snith lord VIPER-GAIJIN cuts down the ILLUSORY CHEEMS and realizes the deception. Furious he vows his revenge... This is not over! Borgar will never win! The Snith will rule the forums!And so the hero RONIN CHEEMS, last of the MEME ORDER, passed from the forum.  The RESISTANCE has survived, but the SNITH LORDS remain powerful. It now falls to BORGAR REI and other memes to take up the fight. And free the forums from the SNAKE TITS MENACE forever! Meme Poker Party fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Jan 12, 2022 |
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amazing, absolutely gripping, i hope Trigger is hired to animate this
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