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Tuggin.... there's a word I haven't heard in a long time. (As Obi-wan kenobi)
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so is strong lizard gonna be ok
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Hello I’m a Disney+++ executive and I’d like to buy the Ronin Cheems and lizard tits property for $50B!!
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Sophy Wackles posted:Hello I’m a Disney+++ executive and I’d like to buy the Ronin Cheems and lizard tits property for $50B!! Quick make an ichabod tane character so I can get a piece of the pie
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Thank you to everyone who expressed appreciation for the content. Stay tuned for the amazing conclusion hopefully by this weekend. You don't want to miss it!Smugworth posted:so is strong lizard gonna be ok I am starting to suspect you may be responsible for this!!! Sophy Wackles posted:Hello I’m a Disney+++ executive and I’d like to buy the Ronin Cheems and lizard tits property for $50B!! Only if you promise not to let JJ direct.
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 EPISODE 3: THE UNDISCOVERED BORGAR The conflict between the FEDERATION and the SCALY EMPIRE drags on. BORGAR REI has received an emergency summons to MEMEFLEET HEADQUARTERS. The gathered FEDERATION officers can only wait. And wonder what new crisis has brought them here so hastily...   I'll make this as simple as I can. The Scaly Empire has roughly 50 years of life left to it. For details, I'm turning this briefing over to our Special Federation Envoy...  Two days ago a Federation ship recorded the complete failure of the Scaly homeworld's geothermal heating system.  They cannot keep warm on their own. And they cannot possibly obtain Cuddle Mates quickly enough to sustain anything like their current population. Chancellor Sailor Snek has proposed to open negotions immediately.  Negotiations for what?The closure of callout threads in QCS and PYF and an end to years of unremitting hostility.  An end to the war?This is a historic opportunity. Don't trust them! Don't believe them!They're dying.  Let them die. Later, after BORGAR REI is reluctantly recruited to be part of the diplomatic mission. The crew hosts Chancellor SAILOR SNEK and general VIPER CHANG aboard their ship in neutral space. To begin the first overtures towards a lasting peace... You have never experienced Shakespeare until you have read him in the original Parseltongue.   Eh...To be or not to be, that is the question which preoccupies our people, Captain Rei. We need... breathing room.   Earth, Hitler, 1938.I beg your pardon?   Um, hey! Look at this pig's huge balls!After the meeting, Chancellor SAILOR SNEK and company return to her ship. But the respite is short lived. Suddenly the Scaly vessel is fired upon by unseen aggressors. BORGAR REI and ASUKA transport aboard to try to save the Chancellor. And preserve the fragile peace...  My God! What happened here!?You feign ignorance? Have you no honor at all?  Why... Rei?  We didn't do it! By the borgar...Don't let it end this way... (I'm dead)  They have assassinated the Chancellor! Guards, arrest them!   My god man, I tried to... Um, do I know you?No. But you look just like- Trilogy.  What?Trilogy. Later, on a Scaly prison colony. BORGAR REI and ASUKA attempt a daring escape. As they reach the outer perimeter they are caught by SAILOR CHEEMS. And the dastardly plot is revealed.  Why do this? What is Viper Chang plotting?Since you are about to die, I may as well tell you! We only needed to keep you here until after the peace conference. But since you tried to escape, well... prisoners often die in escape attempts.  The peace conference?Yes! After the death of Sailor Snek the conference was moved to a more favorable location. Your President will be vulnerable...  President Dimetrodon! You're going assassinate him at the peace conference!Are you bad enough dudes to save the President? I think not. There is nothing you can... Just in time, BORGAR REI and ASUKA are beamed out. They rush to the peace conference to save PRESIDENT DIMETRODON. But their ship is ambushed by VIPER CHANG. As he redies the killing blow, help suddenly arrives! Cry havoc! And let slip the dogs of war!   This is the Federation starship Blight Rhino. We'll take care of this, Rei!To be, or not...   All weapons ready mam!2B?      We got em! Good work, Nines. Everyone, to the surface!The FEDERATION officers rush to the peace conference. As PRESIDENT DIMETRODON gives a speech, An assassin lines up the shot...  Notice me, synpa... BORGAR REI knocks the President to the ground. The assassin is disarmed, and a terrible tragedy averted. Shaken but resolute, PRESIDENT DIMETRODON gives a stirring speech about the future. And congratulates our heroes.  Hey dudes, thanks for rescuing me. Let's go for a burger, ha ha!  THE END 
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Jan 8, 2022 05:08
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So is strong lizard ok?
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Smugworth posted:So is strong lizard ok? He was destroyed for committing the worst crime of all: being horny.
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This deserves a Pulitzer and an Oscar. What a stunningly original and affecting story, I'm spent.
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Well it took two decades, but GBS finally produced a good thread. We will never forget you Ronin Cheems. o7
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Thrilling conclusion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We need a prequel trilogy to fully understand the complex motivations and backstories of all these well developed characters
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I had burger king for lunch, quite a coincidence this was posted today.
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Yaldabaoth posted:I had burger king for lunch, quite a coincidence this was posted today. It's not coincidence, OP. It's fate!
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Meme Poker Party posted:It's not coincidence, OP. It's fate! So fate will make you post a new chapter in the story every time I have burger king for lunch? Your story is great but I don't feel like sacrificing my health and life span for it.
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Good news turnover shall be faster if there's a next time I invested in stock to assure less delay. You're welcome.
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Duck and Cover posted:Good news turnover shall be faster if there's a next time I invested in a stock to assure less delay. You're welcome. OP if you're gonna foreviorally lizardize me against my will can you at least find some poo poo that looks good? What is the MSPaint DeviantArt crap??? It's bad enough to be in one of my posts!!!
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Meme Poker Party posted:OP if you're gonna foreviorally lizardize me against my will can you at least find some poo poo that looks good? What is the MSPaint DeviantArt crap??? It's bad enough to be in one of my posts!!! How dare you suggest anything I pick is of inferior quality. Compression didn't do that image favors I will grant you that.
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We have our top workers creating a masturpiece as we speak. Okay not really I'm busy posting and Affinity Photo has no easy way to do an animated gif pan (or if it does I don't know it) so I'm gonna do it manually making each frame. So it might be awhile not because it's difficult or all that time consuming but because I'm lazy. Hmmm 1 frame is 26kb this might be a problem. Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 23:14 on Jan 11, 2022 |
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That pic looks like it was drawn by someone who got mad at all the people saying snakes don't have tits, so the artist drew a pic of a snake woman with gigantic boulder tits just to spite them.
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I already started a new thing for Hooded Snitty before someone re-borgared me so I'll probably post that later. But can we slow it the HECK down OP??? I 've now had four unique AVs plus a duplicate in less than two weeks. You'll be hearing from my union rep if this keeps up! What do you think I am, an Amazon worker???
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Meme Poker Party posted:I already started a new thing for Hooded Snitty before someone re-borgared me so I'll probably post that later. But can we slow it the HECK down OP??? I 've now had four unique AVs plus a duplicate in less than two weeks. You'll be hearing from my union rep if this keeps up! What do you think I am, an Amazon worker??? If I slow down people will get the idea that their 10 bucks was well spent and may do so again in the future. Now this wouldn't be a problem if you had gotten another sexy snake but you didn't.
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 EPISODE 4: THE HISSASSIN'S CREED In times forgotten, in a land beset by war and turmoil, The HISSASSINS battle the TEMLAR ORDER. At stake is the control of ancient and mysterious artifacts, and power beyond imagination... The agents SNITTAIR and SNEAKY CHEEMS are dispatched. Their mission: recover the EPIC 2012 ARTIFACT. Its recovery will change their lives, and the world, forever...   Stay safe, poverty ghost...We already have the artifact, this man was not a target.   Nothing is true, everything is permitted.That is not the meaning of our creed! This is a private forum, we can moderate how we wish!...  Come let us return the artifact to the master.The EPIC 2012 ARTIFACT is returned to MASTER SLYTHERIN, who heaps praise upon the prideful SNITTAIR. Now, a NEW MISSION awaits. And the promise of great reward...  You have done well in returning the artifact to me, my star pupil!Thank you, my master.  The hour of our victory draws nigh. This will be your final mission! Take this list, eliminate them all.And once it is done... I may... enter the mod forum?  Everything... will be permitted.I will leave at once.  You are capable, my student. But these are powerful foes. Remain vigilant. Remember your lessons. "The eager foe belies the hidden blade."Thus did SNITTAIR the HASSASSIN begin a final, gruesome task. One by one, the marked TEMPLARS fell to her deft blade. Now she draws upon GRANDMASTER SMYTHE of the TEMPLAR ORDER. Once last target to complete her mission... Stay safe, pover-HALT, HISSASSIN!  How did you detect me!?Oh, I have learned much of your ways. Hello, Snittair. Betrayer!No, my friend. I am not. I am the betrayed, as are you. By Master Slytherin. Lies! Once I kill both of you I will enter the mod forum!Only the Leper's Colony await you on your return. I am not your enemy. The Deceiver has manipulated Templar and Assassin alike. Listen to your senses, my old friend. You know something is not right! ...SNITTAIR returns the HISSASSIN HEADQUARTERS. But dark winds surround the old fortess. SNITTAIR searches all around, but finds not a soul. She tries the door to the MOD FORUM, finding it curiously unlocked. Steeling herself, she steps inside the blackness within. ... It's so dark, I can hardly see a thing. What could be in here...Allow me to illuminate things for you, my dear apprentice. Behold, the power of the artifact!   So... it is done? All are slain. Master, who are these people? Is this really the mod forum?Fool! There never was a mod forum! Is a simple lie to pacify simple people. Who are you, really?Behold, my true form!  I will kill you!I am a god now. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence!  I must admit, however, it is very brave for you challenge me. Head on. Alone. Master... Have you forgotten your own lessons?What? "The eager foe belies the hidden blade."   And so was the evil FORUMS ADMINISTRATOR banished forever. Their journey complete, SNITTAIR and SNEAKY CHEEMS parted ways. For decades, tall tales are told in taverns and around campfires of their supposed adventures afterwards. But whatever the truth, it was lost to history. Their only recorded message: "the EPIC 2012 ARTIFACT has been buried deep in the desert. No mortal man can, nor should, harness it's power. Do not seek it, do not disturb it. Even on Christmas..." Meme Poker Party fucked around with this message at 04:37 on Jan 12, 2022 |
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Finally A terrible evil has been defeated But can the forums ever recover from the damage that has been done?
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Keep giving us that Cheems content and I’ll keep voting 5.
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Roland Cheese saves the day!
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There's just one loose end that needed to be tied up: Where did the snake girl's gigantic boulder tits go?
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Yaldabaoth posted:There's just one loose end that needed to be tied up: Where did the snake girl's gigantic boulder tits go? Sir this is a family friendly adventure serial.
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