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Do you think so?
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gently caress off Gurf
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Jan 2, 2022 01:16
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i don't think so, tim, therefore i am not tim, tim
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Jan 2, 2022 01:16
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lol if you don't just act on pure instict
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Jan 2, 2022 01:17
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/'8
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Jan 2, 2022 07:28
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Think again, O Prince of Plaid!
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Jan 2, 2022 07:39
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MORE POWER AUGHRAUGHEAGHRURURUUAHHT!!!! 
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Jan 2, 2022 07:49
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Nothing like a friend that has no faith in you.
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Jan 2, 2022 07:49
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_fgGOP4Mw4
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Jan 2, 2022 07:58
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I think, therefore I'm Tim.
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Jan 2, 2022 08:37
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"Teeeeeeeeeuuum, could you drive one of our boys to soccer instead of hiding from your marriage and family in the garage" "Oh Jill, hargg huwargh wuarf" (Slams garage door)
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Jan 2, 2022 08:42
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gently caress off, Tim
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Jan 2, 2022 08:50
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i fuckin thought Al Borland died
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Jan 2, 2022 08:51
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I don’t think, so Tim.
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Jan 2, 2022 09:03
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I don’t. Think! So Tim. 
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Jan 2, 2022 09:20
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I think so, Tim.
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Jan 2, 2022 09:29
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I dun tink so timotei uwu
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Jan 2, 2022 09:37
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I don't Tim, think so
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Jan 2, 2022 09:37
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tim, I don't think so
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Jan 2, 2022 09:59
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Wilson is so full of poo poo, what the gently caress would he know?
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Jan 2, 2022 10:04
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Wake up, Tim to die!
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Jan 2, 2022 10:08
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a dmc delorean posted:Wilson is so full of poo poo, what the gently caress would he know? It’s just a loving hat on a stick and a tape recorder that plays randomized poo poo out of Bartletts. It’s a loving decoy. The real knowledge that Wilson possesses would rip through tims mind like a Binford buzzsaw and leave him reaching for the sun and saying “all” over and over again for a week straight while his eyes roll like a vegas slot machine. 
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Jan 2, 2022 10:35
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Tim, I'm not thinking!
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Jan 2, 2022 10:39
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Tim I want you to duct tape me to the head board and stuff a plaid shirt in my mouth and use power tools on my erect nipples
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Jan 2, 2022 10:40
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Oh, so Tom Thonk!
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Jan 2, 2022 10:40
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Big Beef City posted:Tim I want you to duct tape me to the head board and stuff a plaid shirt in my mouth and use power tools on my erect nipples 
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Jan 2, 2022 10:45
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Didn’t he invent a pillow and try to overthrow the government?
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Jan 2, 2022 13:54
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More like All BORED-man lmao ROASTED
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Jan 2, 2022 13:56
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i thought this thread might be about a topic, so i clicked it
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Jan 2, 2022 13:58
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Yeah that's usually a mistake in gbs
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It was late, and most of the human and Thermian crew had gone to bed, but Jason Nesmith still relished in the great victory over Sarris. What a party! All the Thermian alcohol from the celebration was making Jason restless. He began to wander the empty halls of the ship. He was drunk. He was horny. Jason Nesmith entered Mathesar’s quarters thinking he was asleep, but Mathesar had been wide awake in his bunk all night waiting for Jason to enter his chamber. Now Jason had played this game a thousand times on the Galaxy Quest set, and in the trailers and dressing rooms of the cast and crew, but this was different. This wasn’t an actor painted green, wearing Martian antennae in their hair. This ET was real. Jason had been curious about the Thermians’ bodies every since he ventured aboard their spaceship. They could mimic human beings so well on the outside, and he was titillated by the idea of what their insides where like. He knelt down on Mathesar’s bed and began admiring his unique, alien physique. Malthesar slept nude and looked like an Earth man enough, but with subtle differences such as rubbery skin, dead eyes, and an acrid but intoxicating odor that permeated Mathesar’s bedsheets. These traits magnified his exotic, extraterrestrial flare. Jason leaned in for a closer look. He buried his face down in Mathesar’s pillow and inhaled deeply, catching as much Thermian essence as he could. He then moved to Mathesar. Malthesar could feel the heat of Jason’s face all over his body. It was like hot summer air, and his Thermian flesh a winter valley begging for the awakening of spring. He quivered and gooosebumps erupted. Adrenaline rushed through Mathesar’s body, but he remained absolutely still. He could taste Jason’s breath engulfing him. Nasty thoughts flooded his mind. Sweat dripped from all his pores. In an instant his Thermian cock began to get engorged. Lifting his bedsheets high, and... giving himself away. Jason noticed the sheets rising right away. He whispered, “Mathesar? Are you awake?” “I am awake Jason mmmmmNesmith. What are you mmmmmdoing in my chamber?” “I am admiring your body. It’s making me horny.” Mathesar was unfamiliar with human emotions, but he wondered if “horny” had anything to do with the erection in his pants. Mathesar replied back, “Jason Nesmith. I believe I am mmmmmhorny too.” Jason wasted no time. He threw off the covers and inhaled Mathesar’s entire schlong deep into his throat. Instantly he could feel the differences in what lie beneath the Thermian’s human-form skin. This was not like a normal human penis. It was more like a stiff latex glove filled with broken chicken bones. Either way, Jason feasted. Mathesar tried to speak, “Mmmm...Jas—Mmmm-“. The suckage continued. Mathesar’s body could hardly handle this cornucopia of sensations. “Mmmmmmmm——mmmmmmmmmmmmm...” A single tear of blood dripped from Mathesar’s nose. His Thermian physiology was being pushed to the brink. “Go wild on my rear end, Mathesar!” Jason took off his own pants and presented Mathesar with his yawning rear end in a top hat that he spread wide for him. Mathesar’s human form may have come with some instincts, because he expertly mounted and penetrated Jason’s stinkhole with his Thermian peen. Mathesar buttfucked Jason like a merciless but benevolent overlord, ruling over Jason’s rear end with an iron fist; taking no prisoners. Jason filled the room with apelike grunts as Mathesar pounded away. Like a rag doll , Jason was tossed around the room. In the fury, Mathesar’s gyrating rear end hit the antigravity control panel on the wall. The two rose up from the bed and began to float and hump around the air. They drifted like two entangled eels in a coral reef, suspended by the tide and silhouetted by the sun. Mathesar’s penis began slamming Jason’s prostate just right. Suddenly, Jason climaxed and spewed love all over the room. With the gravity off, The cum floated around, and Jason and Mathesar each took turns trying to catch it on their tongues as it flew by, like snowflakes on Christmas. Jason floated in ecstasy, though his rear end was bloodied and swollen. The hurt was so good. Jason gazed at Mathesar, “Your turn.” Mathesar replied, “For what?” Jason returned his mouth to Mathezar’s cock and almost choked himself to death on it. He sucked and sucked. Mathesar felt something rising inside him. His eyes rolled back and he began shrieking and flailing around. Jason held firm to keep Mathesar’s dick in his mouth. Mathesar punched the antigravity switch again and the two slammed to the ground. Mathesar’s climaxing penis began spewing bright chunky liquid in a puddle on the floor. Jason was in awe at the sight of it. They lay across from each other as they take in the moment. Mathesar’s cum was neon green and filled with dozens of little creatures that looked like writhing maggots. They wiggled their way from the green puddle on the floor and seemed to start moving toward Jason’s open legs. They lined up and went straight to Jason’s waiting butthole. They marched inside one by one. Once inside, the little jizz maggots began loving each other too. Jason’s colon was now the site of a Thermian jizz maggot orgy. Jason looks at the camera and grunts, “AEUHHHG???” As the ecstasy of climax finally wore off, Jason worried, “Uhhh Mathesar... am I going to need a Thermian abortion or something?” “No Jason mmmmNesmith, do no be mmmmsilly. We are both dudes.” Jason looked relieved. Mathesar continued. “There is one thing we will mmmmmmboth need.” “What’s that Mathesar?” “Mmmmmm A hot mmmmshower.” The two embraced and headed for the cleansing chamber. Both new men. Both more powerful, both wiser about their bodies and erogenous zones. As for the prospect of homo-love between the manufactured body of a Thermian and a coked up human... Never give up, never surrender! The door to Mathesar’s chamber closes and silence overtakes his quarters. The scent of sweat and blood still lingers. From the top bunk bed, Sir Alex Dane pokes his head down and surveys the area. Alex has been watching from under the covers the the whole time. He blasts a giant load of cum into his hands and gobbles it all up. The End. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Did Al Borland write that
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Pretty sure Wilson did.
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Big Beef City posted:Did Al Borland write that i don think so tim
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:It was late, and most of the human and Thermian crew had gone to bed, but Jason Nesmith still relished in the great victory over Sarris. What a party! All the Thermian alcohol from the celebration was making Jason restless. He began to wander the empty halls of the ship. He was drunk. He was horny. Oh Galaxy Quest was good
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Jan 2, 2022 16:08
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I have to admit, I never expected to read the linequote:They drifted like two entangled eels in a coral reef, suspended by the tide and silhouetted by the sun. in an erotic Galaxy Quest fanfic parody this morning. ...or ever, really.
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Jan 2, 2022 16:14
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Your son may have AIDS, Tim.
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Jan 2, 2022 16:17
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Joust posted:Your son may have AIDS, Tim. aROOOOOOO?!
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Do you think every single other cast member on the show, from the 'brothers' to even guest appearance actors just constantly beat the loving poo poo out of Jonathan Taylor Thomas like it was a pro wrestling match at completely random times to keep him on his toes? Like the older 'brother' whips a mug of hot coffee into his face in the food area and then the 'mom' german suplexes him through the table while he's still blinded from it just because he's a dick?
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