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fell into a portal behind a bookshelf, now i'm wandering some kinda computer space. there's a black and white checkerboard expanse, some reflective floating spheres, bunch of cones bouncing around. crazy poo poo. there's a pillar with a cube on top and the cube is the same material as the pillar. someone get me out of this crazy place. |
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Everything I say becomes a speech bubble with the golden spiral superimposed on it. Also my eyeballs have been replaced with an omega and an integral sign. |
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Jan 2, 2022 06:09
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hanging out on the boolean logic plane gettin high with the guard who can only tell the truth and the guard who can only lie
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Jan 2, 2022 06:14
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playing fifa with xeno because he always gets closer to scoring a goal but never actually does |
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Jan 2, 2022 06:15
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ah poo poo the number muncher is here, back later |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:fell into a portal behind a bookshelf, now i'm wandering some kinda computer space. there's a black and white checkerboard expanse, some reflective floating spheres, bunch of cones bouncing around. crazy poo poo. there's a pillar with a cube on top and the cube is the same material as the pillar. someone get me out of this crazy place. did anyone see the movie tron?
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Jan 2, 2022 14:57
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took a bite from what i thought was a blueberry bagel, nope. weird marbeled torus. now i'm hungry and my teeth hurtteen witch posted:did anyone see the movie tron? lmao your friend sk posted:ah poo poo the number muncher is here, back later my rear end is numbers, now. crimes |
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Jan 2, 2022 15:36
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:my rear end is numbers, now. what’s ur number bby I’ll give u a ringydingy  (i can give u a bagel as well BUT ITLL BE THE LAST ONE OUTTA A DOZEN so it’ll be cinnamon raisin with bits of garlic and sesame and poppy on it heads up)
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Jan 2, 2022 16:54
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The living avatar of the reflexive property isn't very interesting, but you can't really disagree with them either. You also can't get away from them because surprise, they were you the whole time. |
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Jan 2, 2022 16:55
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Having to walk without logarithm so you don't get swallowed up by the infinite string of non-repeating decimals that the natives call Pi-Hulud. |
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Jan 2, 2022 17:07
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:fell into a portal behind a bookshelf, now i'm wandering some kinda computer space. there's a black and white checkerboard expanse, some reflective floating spheres, bunch of cones bouncing around. crazy poo poo. there's a pillar with a cube on top and the cube is the same material as the pillar. someone get me out of this crazy place. do you see towels? if you see towels you're probably in the linen closet again |
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Jan 2, 2022 17:33
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this math dimension is pretty cool but my clothes exploded off me and now i have double arms and legs and am trapped in a wheel. send food, i'm so hungry.
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Jan 2, 2022 19:15
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Buttchocks posted:The living avatar of the reflexive property isn't very interesting, but you can't really disagree with them either. You also can't get away from them because surprise, they were you the whole time. i start running away only to realize im standing on a mobius strip. meanwhile, every hamster ive ever owned laughs at me. teen witch posted:what’s ur number bby I’ll give u a ringydingy oh hell yeah, i will gently caress up an Omegabagel crimes |
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Jan 2, 2022 19:31
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Trying to go to the supermarket in Fractal Land but it's made up of infinite tinier supermarkets. Getting annoyed at the person re-bagging my bagged grocery bags. |
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Jan 2, 2022 20:01
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Buttchocks posted:Trying to go to the supermarket in Fractal Land but it's made up of infinite tinier supermarkets. Getting annoyed at the person re-bagging my bagged grocery bags. lol
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Jan 2, 2022 20:05
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keep driving up asymptote lane and my destination doesn't seem to be getting any larger
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Jan 2, 2022 20:24
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god damnit, i finally made it to the hotel with infinite rooms, but i showed up just behind an infinite number of buses each with an infinite number of people |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:fell into a portal behind a bookshelf, now i'm wandering some kinda computer space. there's a black and white checkerboard expanse, some reflective floating spheres, bunch of cones bouncing around. crazy poo poo. there's a pillar with a cube on top and the cube is the same material as the pillar. someone get me out of this crazy place. Divide by zero, dude. If you divide by zero, you'll void yourself out and end up back at your spawn point. If that doesn't work, say this: "iiiiiiiiiiiiii" See, "i" is an irrational number, and in a mathematical world, you'll end up getting yourself laughed at and out of your predicament if you try to be an irrational number. If that doesn't work, then just do a rise over run, ask yourself "why?" twice; then ask yourself "why?" once. This will give you a y-2 and a y-1 and you'll have to think about some ex girlfriends for the x-2 and the x-1 or some poo poo but anyway the important thing is you can step your way out of there. |
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Jan 3, 2022 02:34
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:If that doesn't work, then just do a rise over run, ask yourself "why?" twice; then ask yourself "why?" once. this joke feels derivative |
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Jan 3, 2022 02:35
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your friend sk posted:this joke feels derivative Show your work. SHOW YOUR WORK! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jan 3, 2022 03:14
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Show your work. derivative of work? power |
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Jan 3, 2022 04:14
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They kicked me out of the frigged out math dimension when I told them something divided by zero is just zero. |
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Jan 3, 2022 04:33
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hey sorry, just moved to town, could you tell me which westbound train to take from here at 55 mph so that we crash with the eastbound train traveling at 75 mph in front of my house? |
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Jan 3, 2022 05:35
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your friend sk posted:derivative of work? power The power of voodoo? |
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Oh man. I suck at math! This is my worst nightmare! [All my clothing disappears and I hear the school bell ring. I didn't study for the math test!] Okay...now it's my worst nightmare. |
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shredding some gnarly waves made up of a neon grid pattern, my surfboard is a calculator
Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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Jan 3, 2022 15:58
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I keep asking if anyone has that blue math, but they won't sell it to me. |
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Jan 3, 2022 17:20
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trapped in a trigged out* math dimension *the trigged stands for trigonometry
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hi come read this crazy pulp comic from another age i read as a child that really made me nervous in a way i could never explain |
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Bo-Pepper posted:hi come read this crazy pulp comic from another age i read as a child that really made me nervous in a way i could never explain i really loved this comic but i can’t help but think that DMT was involved
Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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Me: For a given funny number n, the value of the reply function f(n) is the imaginary number ni, times the speed of light, times the factorial of Euler's number Frigged out math dimension natives: He is the true king! (they all bow) google THIS fucked around with this message at 05:26 on Jan 4, 2022 |
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gormless goblin posted:do you see towels? if you see towels you're probably in the linen closet again |
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i can only move across this grid like a bishop, my wife can only move like a knight, starting from our respective positions on the board what's the fewest moves it would take to unite us?Bo-Pepper posted:hi come read this crazy pulp comic from another age i read as a child that really made me nervous in a way i could never explain oh this is real good crimes |
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Jan 5, 2022 16:12
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Jan 5, 2022 20:27
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Refreshing myself on Lewis Carroll's famous duology, starting with 'א in Wonderland'. Together with Through the Looking Glass they make a pretty good set. |
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Seeking out a wise old sage so I can ask him why the internet keeps saying "maths" now and what can be done to stop it |
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