trapped in a frigged out math dimension

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PHIZ KALIFA posted:

fell into a portal behind a bookshelf, now i'm wandering some kinda computer space. there's a black and white checkerboard expanse, some reflective floating spheres, bunch of cones bouncing around. crazy poo poo. there's a pillar with a cube on top and the cube is the same material as the pillar. someone get me out of this crazy place.

Divide by zero, dude.

If you divide by zero, you'll void yourself out and end up back at your spawn point.

If that doesn't work, say this: "iiiiiiiiiiiiii"

See, "i" is an irrational number, and in a mathematical world, you'll end up getting yourself laughed at and out of your predicament if you try to be an irrational number.

If that doesn't work, then just do a rise over run, ask yourself "why?" twice; then ask yourself "why?" once.

This will give you a y-2 and a y-1 and you'll have to think about some ex girlfriends for the x-2 and the x-1 or some poo poo but anyway the important thing is you can step your way out of there.