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Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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HM: SHO vs YOH NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 16 04.01

A nice high workrate grudge match and a good opener for the show.

E:

HM: Hiroshi Tanahashi, Ryusuke Taguchi & Rocky Romero vs KENTA, Taiji Ishimori & ELP NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 16 04.01

Extremely good trios match between two extremely good teams. Also a very good hype match for tomorrow.

Cerebral Bore fucked around with this message at 09:45 on Jan 4, 2022

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Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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MOTYC: Katsuyori Shibata vs ~Mystery Opponent~ NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 16 04.01

The swerve of the century followed by the most brutal pro wrestling clinic I've seen in a long, long time.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
WMOTYC: Tomohiro Ishii vs EVIL NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 16 04.01

EVIL did the impossible, he dragged Ishii to a legit bad singles match.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
It hurts my heart to give Ishii a WMOTYC nom, so for the record I want to clarify that the garbage was all on the part of EVIL, his dogshit faction and the inexplicable dumbshit booking of everything involving HoT.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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MOTYC: Dangerous Tekkers vs CHAOS (YOSHI-HASHI & Hirooki Goto) NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 16 04.01

Maybe more of a HM purely on match quality, but the finish put it over the top for me.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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MOTYC: El Desperado vs Hiromu Takahashi NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 16 04.01

What if you took two of the absolute best Juniors on the planet and had them just beat the absolute piss out of each other? You get a goddamn absolute banger of a match is what you get.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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MOTYC: Shingo Takagi vs Kazuchika Okada NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 16 04.01

Shingo Takagi is the best wrestler on the planet right now and Okada isn't too far behind.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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MOTYC: Robbie Eagles & Tiger Mask vs Taiji Ishimori & ELP vs Mega Coaches NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 16 05.01

Fantastic Junior clusterfuck. Also they finally paid off THE LORE OF THE BOOT.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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MOTYC: Mayu Iwatani & Starlight Kid vs Tam Nakano & Saya Kamitani NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 16 05.01

Not gonna lie, I haven't watched much Stardom but after this match I think I have to start.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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HM: Minoru Suzuki vs CIMA vs YTR vs Chase Owens NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 16 05.01

Extremely fun dumb clusterfuck of a match. Also a great ending.

E:

HM: SANADA vs GOK NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 16 05.01

An excellent technical match. Both SANADA and GOK are real good at the graps and it shows.

MOTYC: Tetsuya Naito vs Jeff Cobb NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 16 05.01

COBB STRONK: The Match. Also Naito is a fantastic dick. Brutal as all hell.

Cerebral Bore fucked around with this message at 11:22 on Jan 5, 2022

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
MOTYC: KENTA vs Hiroshi Tanahashi NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 16 05.01

Turns out that a rarely seen garbage wrestling plunder match in New Japan and and even more rarely seen Dark Tanahashi makes for one hell of a banger.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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MOTYC: Kazuchika Okada vs Will Ospreay NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 16 05.01

Bad Billy may be a bellend, but he sure can wrestle. And incedentally so can Okada. Legit instant classic.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
MOTYC: Hangman Page vs Bryan Danielson
HM: Lucha Bros vs Jurassic Express


All from AEW Dynamite 05.01

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
HM: Jake Atlas vs BUDGE
HM: Aaron Solo vs HOOK
HM: Riho & Ruby Soho vs Britt Baker & Jamie Hayter
HM: Eddie Kingston & Santana & Ortiz vs Daniel Garcia & 2point0


All from AEW Rampage 07.01

MOTYC: Sammy Guevara vs Dustin Rhodes
HM: Ricky Starks vs Matt Sydal
HM: Britt Baker vs Riho


All from AEW Battle of the Belts 08.01

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
HM: Powerhouse Hobbs vs Dante Martin
HM: Sammy Guevara vs Daniel Garcia


All from AEW Dynamite 12.01

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
HM: Kris Statlander, Leyla Hirsch & Red Velvet vs Nyla Rose, Penelope Ford & The Bunny AEW Rampage 14.01

Women's division is workrate division.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
MOTYC: Jurassic Express vs Silver & Reynolds AEW Rampage 14.01

Just a marvelous tag match with an A+ ending sequence.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
HM: Orange Cassidy & Kris Statlander vs Britt Baker & BUDGE
HM: Frankie Kazarian vs Lance Archer
HM: Sting & Son of Sting vs The Acclaimed


All from AEW Dynamite 19.01.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
Some catchup:

MOTYC: Cody Vs Sammy Guevara
MOTYC: Orange Cassidy vs BUDGE


Both from AEW Beach Break.

E:

[b)HM ]Serpentico vs HOOK AEW Rampage 21.01[/b]

Cerebral Bore fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Jan 30, 2022

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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HM: Jon Moxley vs Wheeler Yuta
HM: Death Triangle (Penta el Zero M & PAC) vs Kings of the Black Throne
MOTYC: CM Punk vs MJF


All from AEW Dynamite 02.02

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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MOTYC: Isiah Kassidy vs ~Mystery Opponent~
MOTYC: FTR vs CM Punk & ~Mystery Opponent~
HM: Jade Cargill vs AQA
MOTYC: Hangman Adam Page vs Lance Archer


All from AEW Dynamite 09.02

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
MOTYC: El Desperado vs Master Wato NJPW Golden Series 11.02

Started a bit slow, but once it got going it got going real good.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
HM: Young Bucks vs Roppongi Vice AEW Rampage 11.02

A complete dumb spotfest clusterfuck going at about a million miles an hour. It loving owned.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
HM: Blake Li vs HOOK AEW Rampage 11.02

HOOKAMANIA RUNNING WILD

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
HM: Jurassic Express vs rear end Boys AEW Rampage 11.02

A match worth watching for the commentary alone, but also a real good showing from the Buttocks Brothers and Jurassic Express were good as always.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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MOTYC: Bryan Danielson vs Lee Moriarty
HM: Chris Jericho & Jake Hager vs Santana & Ortiz
HM: Thunder Rosa vs Mercedes Martinez
MOTYC: Sammy Guevara vs Darby Allin


All from AEW Dynamite 16.02

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
HM: #10 vs BUDGE AEW Rampage 18.02

Ten stepped up his game massively here. Dude looked like an absolute killer.

E:

HM: Dante Martin vs Will Hobbs AEW Rampage 18.02

I hear that Dante Martin was legally required to register himself as an aircraft before this match.

Cerebral Bore fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Feb 19, 2022

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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MOTYC: Trent Beretta vs The Detested Knife Pervert AEW Rampage 18.02

FUUUCK YOUUUU SWITCHBLADE

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Jerusalem posted:

MOTYC: Hiroshi Tanahashi (C) vs. SANADA for the IWGP US Championship - NJPW Golden Series 2/19

Also known as The Alliance to End Kneeamania, these two did everything they could to gently caress up each other's knees, on top of an already great match. Some absolutely perfect moments of timing here from both guys, selling in EXACTLY the right way at EXACTLY the right time to perfect effect. A nice reminder of what SANADA is capable of in addition to Tanahashi being, of course, The Ace.

:yeah:

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Jerusalem posted:

MOTYC: Kazuchika Okada (C) vs. Tetsuya Naito for the IWGP World Heavyweight Championship - NJPW Golden Series 2/20

The ONLY thing this was missing was the crowd being able to lose their poo poo, and they still lost their poo poo at points anyway because HOLY gently caress WHAT A MATCH! :stare:

:yeah:

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
HM: Tag Team Battle Royal
HM: Kings of the Black Throne vs Death Triangle (Pentagon Oscuro & PAC)
MOTYC: Bryan Danielson vs Daniel Garcia


All from AEW Dynamite 23.02

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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HM: Sammy Guevara vs Andrade el Idolo
HM: Wardlow vs Nick Comoroto
HM: Orange Cassidy vs Anthony Bowens


All from AEW Rampage 25.01

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
HM: Suzuki-Gun (El Desperado, Yoshinobu Kanemaru & DOUKI vs STRONGHEARTS (CIMA, T-Hawk & El Lindaman) NJPW 50th Anniversary Event 01.03

A nice, fresh matchup between two great teams. Just good stuff all around.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
HM: CIMA vs TAKA Michinoku New Japan Cup 02.03

Good start to the tournament, just a high-energy super fun and real good match.

E:

HM: YOSHI-HASHI vs Tomoaki Honma New Japan Cup 02.03

:yoshihashi: is a goddamn wizard, pulls an actually good match out of a broken down nearly immobile lunk.

MOTYC: Yuji Nagata vs Hirooki Goto New Japan Cup 02.03

Beef Grandpa vs Beef Dad: The Fight. With emphasis on Beef and Fight.

Cerebral Bore fucked around with this message at 10:49 on Mar 2, 2022

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
HM: Hiroshi Tanahashi vs YOH New Japan Cup 02.03

Extremely solid match, Ol' man Tana's still the best and YOH held his own here.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
MOTYC: Kazuchika Okada vs El Desperado New Japan Cup 02.03

:stare:

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
MOTYC: Bryan Danielson vs Christopher Daniels
HM: Tag Team Casino Battle Royal
HM: Hangman Page & Dark Order (Silver & Reynolds) vs reDRagon & BUDGE


All from AEW Dynamite 02.03

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
MOTYC: Sammy Guevara vs Darby Allin vs Andrade El Idolo
HM: Christian Cage vs Ethan Page


All from AEW Rampage 04.03

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
HM: Kris Statlander vs Leyla Hirsch AEW Revolution 06.03

Started a tad slow and was a bit sloppy at times, but when they got going they went super hard.

E:

MOTYC: House of Black vs Death Triangle AEW Revolution 06.03

I give thanks to our lord and master Satan for giving us this murderfest.

Cerebral Bore fucked around with this message at 01:54 on Mar 7, 2022

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Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


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MOTYC: Chris Jericho vs Eddie Kingston AEW Revolution 06.03

Match started with a shoot murder and only got more violent from there.

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