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Apple seems to think it's a good idea. How about you? https://twitter.com/PopCrave/status/1477692906475606023
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probably the executor of my will, op although due to hiring an extremely discount lawyer it will end up being the eggsecutor of my will instead 
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Jan 4, 2022 13:51
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it's all going to Jeffrey
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Jan 4, 2022 13:52
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who wants to be responsible for my dick pics after I die? Any takers?
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Jan 4, 2022 13:58
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the trash
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Caesar Saladin posted:who wants to be responsible for my dick pics after I die? Any takers? I may have a flaccid interest. 
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Jan 4, 2022 14:04
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My digital legacy to the world is that when I die I don't want people who dislike me getting probated for trash-talking me. You can quote this when I'm gone.
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Jan 4, 2022 14:06
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it is honestly criminal that anyone else gets to enjoy life after i'm dead
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Jan 4, 2022 14:24
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I try to be as worthless as possible online so for me personally it's a moot question.
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Jan 4, 2022 14:26
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Somebody just please continue to post my Goku Pants fanarts.
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Jan 4, 2022 14:27
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It belongs in a museum imo
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Jan 4, 2022 14:28
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Colonel Cancer posted:It belongs in a museum imo Or at least a portion of a museum. The Colonel Cancer Wing.
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Jan 4, 2022 14:30
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A Digital Crematorium, not only it obliterates all of your social media but it also removes any wikipedia mention, doesn't show it as a history edit, and removes everything from the web archive too. The only thing remaining are your SA posts, forever immortalized as the sum total of your digital footprint.
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Jan 4, 2022 14:33
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I pay $14 a month for a 'digital piss pig' who will take control of all of my accounts and begin posting and responding as me en eturnum
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Jan 4, 2022 14:35
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Jesus Christ that just made me realize that at some point in the future some company is gonna offer ML-trained services to keep posting as you after your death.
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Jan 4, 2022 14:36
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That's already a thing lol
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Jan 4, 2022 14:37
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Elentor posted:Jesus Christ that just made me realize that at some point in the future some company is gonna offer ML-trained services to keep posting as you after your death.  I'm on the cutting edge baby e: well one side if it
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Jan 4, 2022 14:38
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bury me with my data like the pharaohs of yore
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Jan 4, 2022 14:38
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Colonel Cancer posted:That's already a thing lol Really
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Jan 4, 2022 14:40
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Elentor posted:Jesus Christ that just made me realize that at some point in the future some company is gonna offer ML-trained services to keep posting as you after your death. Herman Cain has already been doing this
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Jan 4, 2022 14:41
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The only reason my wife knows I post here is so she doesn't think I'm having an affair but no way am I giving her my posts
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Jan 4, 2022 14:41
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I'm gonna train an AI to have my likeness and posting habits.
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Jan 4, 2022 14:42
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Elentor posted:Really https://www.hereafter.ai/ Herman Cain too lol
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Jan 4, 2022 14:45
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Elentor posted:Really Imagine if all your social media posts were archived, your DNA sequence was digitized, and humanity manages to survives a century or two into our impending doom and you get re-grown on a petri dish, grow up, get this explained to you and get it shown to you. Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 14:49 on Jan 4, 2022 |
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Jan 4, 2022 14:45
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Well my shitpost is now pointless but I wrote it soquote:"You may be gone, but your impact in the world isn't! With AFTER:Life
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Jan 4, 2022 14:48
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My cyberghost will ehaunt your mortal mainframe 
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Jan 4, 2022 14:50
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Big Beef City posted:Imagine if all your social media posts were archived, your DNA sequence was digitized, and humanity manages to survives a century or two into our impending doom and you get re-grown on a petri dish, grow up, get this explained to you and get it shown to you. AI likeness me is gonna be saying all the right stuff to petri dish me but secretly it's gonna be blinking in morse code "Go be your own person! You're free! Have way more sex than I did!"
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Jan 4, 2022 14:51
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Big Beef City posted:Imagine if all your social media posts were archived, your DNA sequence was digitized, and humanity manages to survives a century or two into our impending doom and you get re-grown on a petri dish, grow up, get this explained to you and get it shown to you. "Yes Ms. Elen, the year is 2289. As you can see our AI has done a great job of emulating your behavior. We are glad to inform that you wrote a glowing review of Final Fantasy VII: RE: S.H.I.N.R.A but was displeased with the third reboot of "Cait Sith", the movie. No there's no entry of your thoughts on Vagrant Story 2 because that was never made."
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Jan 4, 2022 14:53
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Lorde
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Jan 4, 2022 15:00
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Apple has heard ten years of "when I die delete my browser history" and decided to give the people the opposite of what they ask for lol.
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Jan 4, 2022 15:02
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whoa it is like black mirror have you seen black mirror
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Jan 4, 2022 15:08
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Applewhite posted:Apple has heard ten years of "when I die delete my browser history" and decided to give the people the opposite of what they ask for lol. Yeah wtf. I could understand wanting your pictures accessible (physical photos don't die when a person does after all) but why the hell would you want your bookmarks accessible? "Wow, dad apparently was really into MILF feet"
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Jan 4, 2022 15:09
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Blooster posted:Yeah wtf. I could understand wanting your pictures accessible (physical photos don't die when a person does after all) but why the hell would you want your bookmarks accessible? Fads run in a cycle, kids gonna see I was an early adopter.
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Jan 4, 2022 15:10
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i already had this idea a long time ago, op
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Jan 4, 2022 15:13
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I have a set up much like the hatch in Lost If I don't enter a code once a day my entire internet presence is automatically deleted. All my posts here, all my social medias, my niche porn bookmarks and the weird edgy reviews i used to write when i was 19 also there is a handsome scotsman
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Jan 4, 2022 15:15
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Just go offline and paint lewd pictures on your cave wall
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Jan 4, 2022 15:20
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Who cares please kill me
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Tbh, I was planning on putting my password manager password somewhere safe and letting my boyfriend know - so if you get an awkward "we regret to inform you that computer viking died as he lived, choking on a huge dick" post in the wrong forum thirty years from now, that'd be why. If I survive him, I don't know - I mean, I'll be too dead to be embarrassed by the time it comes up, but still.
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Computer viking posted:Tbh, I was planning on putting my password manager password somewhere safe and letting my boyfriend know - so if you get an awkward "we regret to inform you that computer viking died as he lived, choking on a huge dick" post in the wrong forum thirty years from now, that'd be why. What's your bf with the huge dick's username?
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That’s about as stupid as the question “if I sign a deal with the police does my 6 billion dollar debt go away and make it so any member of the general public can’t hold me at any time for any reason? Does that also mean that any claim I make won’t be dismissed with prejudice?” gently caress you burner, get used to that PS3 lifestyle.
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