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Which dog is better?
Big
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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Which is better

I say big

Also all dogs are good don't get me wrong. But which one is better??

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
big dogs that think theyre little

Sex Farm
Nov 17, 2017

Cats

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
Big dogs and it's not even close. Small dogs are barely dogs. Big dogs rule.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

definitely big dogs

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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Think Big with Big Dogs

Peachy Nietzsche
Jul 26, 2007

This thread's like staring into the void.
Big little dogs

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
The only problem with big dogs is that they live half as long as little dogs.
Me, I'm a middle mutt bitch.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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I like my dogs like I like my hogs.

BIG

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

big dogs don't yap at ear-piercing high pitches

big dogs ftw

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



The way to choose the right size dog for you is to ask yourself: how large of a hot steaming poo poo do you want to hold in your hand multiple times a day?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

50±10 lbs is the sweet spot, really

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
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My dog is 30 lbs.

She's perfect.

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem

Smugworth posted:

50±10 lbs is the sweet spot, really

I’ve found this to be true

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Smugworth posted:

50±10 lbs is the sweet spot, really

Mine is 60 and if I could shrink her down 10-20 pounds I’d do it

Not with starvation, just change her size sliders

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
No one ever asks the dog what size they want YOU to be

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
advantages of small dogs:
- eats much less food
- needs less medicine
- lives longer
- poops are smaller
- pees are smaller
- vomits are smaller
- all else equal, sheds less
- easier to pick up and move around
- still got that BDE (big dog energy)

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Pit bulls are the most loving breed and the safest breed so big dogs.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Anyone who disagrees will feel the full wrath of the women of the "Elyria, Ohio: Buy, Sell, Swap" Facebook page.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Quarter pound all beef, is the best

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

Poohs Packin posted:

Pit bulls are the most loving breed and the safest breed so big dogs.

It’s true. Breeds aren’t dangerous, owners are. Thank god there are zero restrictions on what kind of dangerous person can have a nice dog!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
please this doesn't have to happen again

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Smugworth posted:

50±10 lbs is the sweet spot, really

I’d maybe say 20lb variation, but yea

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Dec 25, 2020

 
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Snowy posted:

The way to choose the right size dog for you is to ask yourself: how large of a hot steaming poo poo do you want to hold in your hand multiple times a day?


Smugworth posted:

50±10 lbs is the sweet spot, really

:eyepop:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Mozi posted:

advantages of small dogs:
- eats much less food
- needs less medicine
- lives longer
- poops are smaller
- pees are smaller
- vomits are smaller
- all else equal, sheds less
- easier to pick up and move around
- still got that BDE (big dog energy)

Nah my small dog costs twice as much as my 2 big dogs together because she’s old as gently caress with health problems and no teeth so she’s gotta eat wet food and her insurance is $100 a month

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

It’s true. Breeds aren’t dangerous, owners are. Thank god there are zero restrictions on what kind of dangerous person can have a nice dog!

Just like guns.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Mozi posted:

advantages of small dogs:
- eats much less food
- needs less medicine
- lives longer
- poops are smaller
- pees are smaller
- vomits are smaller
- all else equal, sheds less
- easier to pick up and move around
- still got that BDE (big dog energy)

Nobody respects a yappy little dog or their owner

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/bI5NnDA.mp4

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Nobody respects a yappy little dog or their owner

Get a big dog! Feel like a big man! Earn the respect of your friends and coworkers! Become a sexual tyrannosaurus!

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

BigSexy
Apr 21, 2020
Why make big problems out of little problems?

BigSexy fucked around with this message at 17:06 on Jan 6, 2022

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
Little dogs are better. When you're laying on the couch or in bed and they come and just nestle right in between your legs and fall asleep :shobon:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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Medium sized dogs are the correct dog size OP.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009


yup, this

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020


Look at that face

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
medium

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
Fat dogs

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



skinny dogs

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les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008
Anything smaller than 20lbs is neurotic, anything bigger than 80lbs is a big, dumb baby.

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