Best & Worst Promos, Simulations, Jankens, and anything not a match of 2022

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Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

HP: the Eddie Kingston/Jericho promo from the Jan 12 Dynamite

Edit: Honorable Angle: the Hangman/Dan Lambert/Lance Archer 1/12/22 segment

Punch McLightning fucked around with this message at 03:17 on Jan 13, 2022

# ¿ Jan 13, 2022 03:03

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 19:34

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

Worst promo: Brandi v Dan Lambert, 2/2 Dynamite

fuckin awful

# ¿ Feb 3, 2022 02:43

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

Jerusalem posted:

Best Finish of the Year: Ricky Starks (C) vs. Jay Lethal for the FTW Championship - AEW Rampage 2/4

Words won't really do it justice, find a way to watch it if you can, it was fantastic.

100%

Worst Finish of the Year: Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins, Royal Rumble

One of the dumbest I've ever seen on a PPV.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2022 19:54

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

Promo of the Year: AC Mack after the main event of ACTION Southeast First, January 21

This was king poo poo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg7_EDLEXLs

Punch McLightning fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Feb 5, 2022

# ¿ Feb 5, 2022 22:15

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

Let's talk promos:

HPOTYC:: Adam Page & Adam Cole, 2/16 Dynamite
POTYC : CM Punk, 2/16 Dynamite
POTYC: Jon Moxley & Bryan Danielson, 2/16 Dynamite

good promos

# ¿ Feb 17, 2022 03:55

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

I keep my TV quiet enough where I can hear commentary and the crowd well but typically can't make out individual fans shouting stuff or calling spots in the ring (I missed Remsburg calling spots in the Cargill squash last week). I didn't notice any fan during the Punk promo.

I thought the crowd was impressively hot all night, so:

Crowd of the Year: Nashville, February 16, AEW Dynamite

# ¿ Feb 17, 2022 15:34

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

graph posted:

POTYC: MJF won't quit - AEW Dynamite 2/23/22

nth, great poo poo

# ¿ Feb 24, 2022 02:54

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

POTYC: Jericho & Kingston, Dynamite, 2/23

# ¿ Feb 24, 2022 03:19

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

Move of the Year: Dante Martin's teammate assisted top rope springboard tope con giro, AEW Dark Special, Feb 10: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LWUes0mCdI&t=2206s

# ¿ Feb 28, 2022 04:08

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

Benne posted:

POTYC: Punk/MJF, Dynamite 3/2

Holy poo poo that was incredible TV

nth

HM Angle of the Year: Wardlow/Spears/MJF backstage, Dynamite 3/2

# ¿ Mar 3, 2022 03:56

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

Honorable Mention Promo of the Year: CM Punk's bloody promo on AEW Rampage, 3/4

# ¿ Mar 6, 2022 22:47

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

Angle of the Year: the formation of the Jericho Appreciation Society

# ¿ Mar 10, 2022 02:38

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

xbilkis posted:

Entrance of the Year: Jeff Hardy dances to the ring while his brother gets his rear end kicked, AEW Dynamite 3/9

Come here to find some way to work this poo poo in, nth.

POTYC: William Regal's All Elite, baby

# ¿ Mar 10, 2022 21:08

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

Spot of the Year Candidate: Yoshiko's stage dive on Chris Brookes at DDT 25th Anniversary Opening Special! on January 3

# ¿ Mar 11, 2022 14:41

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

Penguin Patrol posted:

SEOTYC: Commencement of the Jericho Appreciation Society, AEW Dynamite 3/16

nth

HM to the Shida promo from the same show

# ¿ Mar 17, 2022 18:54

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

Finish of the year: Ninja Mack vs. Yoya, Bloodsport, 3/31

# ¿ Mar 31, 2022 21:28

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

Least Ring Ready Person of the Year: Nick Gage on JJSB6 Part One

Please never have him do a piledriver ever again.

# ¿ Apr 1, 2022 17:10

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

nth the Vince stunner for any and all negative awards, what the gently caress was that

Jerusalem posted:

Flex of the Year: The Great O-Khan bringing his Certificate of Appreciation from the Police for saving a little girl to the ring and demanding handshakes from the babyfaces, after earlier in the day using the award ceremony to promote the show happening later that night - New Japan Hyper Battle 4/4

Pro-wrestling is the best. Pro-wrestling #1.

nth

# ¿ Apr 4, 2022 12:55

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

Freakout of the Year: Low Ki vs. fan, featuring a Homicide run in, Mark Hitchcock Memorial Super Show, 3/31

# ¿ Apr 4, 2022 13:40

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

graph posted:

POTYC: Eddie Kingston, PnP & JAS Confrontation - AEW Dynamite - 4-27-2021

nth

# ¿ Apr 28, 2022 17:38

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

Dango Bango posted:

Video of the year: Dark Side of the Ring - Wardlow, AEW Dynamite 5/11
POTYC: MJF/Wardlow contract signing, AEW Dynamite 5/11

nth

# ¿ May 12, 2022 02:23

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

Rarity posted:

Show of the Year: AEW x NJPW Forbidden Door, 26/06

loving ridiculous, banger after banger

nth

all show of all-time

# ¿ Jun 27, 2022 04:59

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

Dango Bango posted:

POTYC: Ricky Starks - "My Goddamn Time is Now" - AEW Dynamite 7/27

Dude killed his 40 seconds. Goosebumps for that one.

nth

# ¿ Jul 28, 2022 02:00

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

Saddest Betrayal of the Year: Powerhouse Hobbs turning on Ricky Starks - AEW Dynamite 7/27

They were such good friends

also nth

# ¿ Jul 28, 2022 02:00

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

Spot of the year: https://twitter.com/Aregularindyfan/status/1557587194038075394

# ¿ Aug 11, 2022 06:18

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

Rarity posted:

POTYC: CM Punk Returns, AEW Dynamite, 17/08

Lol they said it couldn't be done

nth

# ¿ Aug 18, 2022 01:22

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

POTYC: Ricky Starks, 8/24 Dynamite

# ¿ Aug 25, 2022 07:35

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

Barry Bluejeans posted:

WPOTYC: Albany is Part of The Problem (AEW Dark Elevation - 9/19/22)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1GywL8lZAc&t=588s

nth to this, woof

# ¿ Sep 21, 2022 02:54

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

Testekill posted:

Worst Promo of the Year: Saraya has something to say AEW Dynamite 9/28

Hoo boy, that was rough.

nth

# ¿ Sep 29, 2022 03:15

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

POTYC: Adam Page is a man, he's 31, Dynamite, 10/12

# ¿ Oct 13, 2022 02:38

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

flatluigi posted:

promo of the year candidate: regal and mjf's shared history, Oct 18 Dynamite

nth this, baby

# ¿ Oct 19, 2022 02:05

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

Rarity posted:

POTYC: MJF cried over an email, AEW Dynamite, 18/10
EOTYC: Dalton Castle, AEW Dynamite, 18/10

nth to these

Worst Finish of the Year: Roman Reigns beating Drew McIntyre at Clash at the Castle

I know that holding modern WWE to no expectation is too high a bar, but telling an entire nation to eat your rear end is almost admirable.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2022 04:47

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

Worst Camera Work of the Year: missing the big turn by Samoa Joe, AEW Dynamite 11/9

# ¿ Nov 10, 2022 02:47

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

Captain Foo posted:

Potyc: britt baker, aew dynamite 11/16/22

I'll drop a nth on it, one of her best promos this year.

# ¿ Nov 17, 2022 15:37

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

Jerusalem posted:

Promo of the Year: "BUY THE GODDAMN PPV!" Eddie Kingston at AEW Zero Hour 11/19

nth

how is this man not perpetually near the main event scene

# ¿ Nov 20, 2022 01:56

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

Troll Match of the Year: Young Bucks vs. Death Triangle, 11/23 Dynamite

# ¿ Nov 24, 2022 03:41

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Equipment failure of the year: Stardom Moneyball match, 19 November.

https://twitter.com/P__Wrestling/status/1593904927511822337?t=EpeJ2HiEdIDC7-uKjLRLFA&s=19

(Competitors were supposed to retrieve the ball to win, there were buttons on the turnbuckles to raise and lower it, and...oops).

nth, the reactions were priceless

# ¿ Dec 6, 2022 16:21

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

El Gallinero Gros posted:

POTY: Ricky Starks, AEW Dynamite 12/07/2022, telling Max exactly what he is, and getting a crowd HOT

nth, this rocked

# ¿ Dec 8, 2022 03:06

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

Dango Bango posted:

Finish OTY: Jade vs. Skye Blue, AEW Battle of the Belts V, 1/6

nth

# ¿ Jan 9, 2023 16:57

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 19:34

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

Best Squash of the year: Claudio on a Boy, Dynamite 3/29

# ¿ Mar 30, 2023 01:47

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