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Nooner posted:In my opinion the best part about having sex is when you cum but seeing the naked lady is also very good 
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The Bloop posted:Doors HBO still do the bunny ranch show because they seem nice They removed Real Sex from the streaming service which is hella lame
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Nooner posted:In my opinion the best part about having sex is when you cum but seeing the naked lady is also very good The timing on this one helps.
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Go for it if you want to die a virgin, but also work on yourself either way instead of just giving up. If you ever want to change that and try to become the kind of person that someone else would want to gently caress, just put in the work. Also stop beating yourself up over it. It's no guarantee that you'll finally get a gently caress, but nothing is.
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The Bloop posted:Not sure manufactured questionable consent situation drunk sex is really what OP is looking for COME ON smh
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If I can get laid anyone can. You do have to spend time socializing or using online dating or what have you. I find socializing is much easier when your with a group drinking (I'm not a social butterfly guessing you ain't either) but lol at doing that during a pandemic.
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sex is awesome i love to have sex
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So 30 year old virgins become wizards... Do you lose your powers if you get laid? Or is this a min/Max scenario and if you make it to thirty before sex you get the powers and you get laid?
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Valko posted:Yeah, this is true. I had to think about it for a bit, and I realize I've been celibate for 16 years. I'm not really missing the hassle because there is a lot of other more urgent things I need to sort out. shocking
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I haven't had sex in almost a year. I don't really care. I'm on the market though ladies!
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Jan 9, 2022 22:40
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Please touch my penis somebody anybody im so lonely
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There really are so many better uses of your time. * Enjoying the arts * Reading * Starting a business venture * Learning a martial art * Getting physically fit * Practicing a craft, such as woodworking Maybe try challenging yourself instead of yearning for such base instinctual things like "sex."
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There's nothing wrong with abstaining. There's no rush into relationships. When it feels right, it feels right. Its easy to get cynical when your romantic or sexual life hasnt gone as planned. But sometimes you need to change and work on yourself a bit, give yourself a few years of a breather before letting romantic things happen. . zaepg fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Jan 10, 2022 |
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runnypoops posted:Please touch my penis somebody anybody im so lonely
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Pussy is over rated OP and if you really crave it just buy some, fuckit.
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Broke: Realizing you will die a virgin. Woke: Being fine with that because you're self aware enough to realize you're so ugly that you're grossed out by the thought of you having sex, so you're satisfied to just keep tugging because the things you tug it to are a lot better looking than you are. The second applies to me.
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World is full of miserable mommies and daddies who really wanted to share their loneliness
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Colonel Cancer posted:World is full of miserable mommies and daddies who really wanted to share their loneliness There's a flip side to everything in life. All roads lead to Rome. 
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Don't sweat it op; Jesus died a virgin too.
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good, op
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saying just focus on other areas of life forget sex is a terminal dismissal. yeah it's true that once you have it, you realise it doesn't change much - but that's the whole relief. you realise that you weren't an undesirable goblin after all, your problem is actually something else! the sex stuff stops running through your mind constantly as a neon sign demonstrating what a loser you are. no longer an issue. one less thing to worry about. there are asexual people, but they don't agonise about how they never had sex because they don't desire it. people can learn to live with the most unsatisfactory conditions and convince themselves to not even hope, which leads to not even trying, which means things will definitely never improve. the point about doing small good things to improve yourself is good though, that'll actually work. you can't think your way out of it. that's a trap. roomtone fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Jan 10, 2022 |
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after being with a FEMALE for 13 years, sometimes I wish she was just weed. But alas, I do love her, and when she needs space, I get to get weird and play vidja james. you gotta go out, get out of your comfort zone, dont over think it, and sell it like youre looking for a companion. once you find her or him, or other, you'll quickly realize the sex part sucks for a long rear end time until you both get good at it and work it out, but then this whole new world of relationship goes FAR beyond sex, and in fact, sex becomes an excuse to not work through the important issues that diminish the time when you're not loving. it's a complicated issue i haven't personally worked through yet but I'll let you know when i work up the courage to put love to the coals.
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Ever notice how many women in their mid-late 20s get really into certain sports teams? Real talk: Go to a sports bar. Sports bars are filled with women looking to find a husband to settle down with. They cluster around sports fandom because it signals "I'm one of the good ones, I'll support you and your interests, I'm not a nagging sitcom wife complaining about you on the couch watching TV, I like beer and burgers and I'm not like other girls"
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:Don't sweat it op; Jesus died a virgin too.
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at least you can die a virgin. i can't even do that
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Both nerdy poo poo and sports poo poo has become way way way way more gender diverse in the new millennium, and as constantly demonstrated many older goons are extremely unaware of this.
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Meme Poker Party posted:My suggestion is to find a woman who is also unappealing and in a state of despair about it and get drunk together. Things should work themselves out from there, OP. lol what the gently caress
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sweet like some honeybuns OP
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zaepg posted:There's nothing wrong with abstaining. There's no rush into relationships. When it feels right, it feels right. Its easy to get cynical when your romantic or sexual life hasnt gone as planned. But sometimes you need to change and work on yourself a bit, give yourself a few years of a breather before letting romantic things happen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3_9YvtZwTY
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:lol what the gently caress
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ProperCoochie posted:Ever notice how many women in their mid-late 20s get really into certain sports teams? 
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gas
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Whatever happens just remember that IRL sex is *exactly* like how it’s portrayed in porn. Usually even more so.
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Smugworth posted:There really are so many better uses of your time. Ironically by pursuing these sorts of things you're more likely to get laid anyway. Weird how that works!
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Wow I kinda didn't really read the last paragraph closely lol.
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there are women who will have sex with you for money. It's not the 70s anymore where they have pimps who beat them up or whatever, they just have websites now I think so i think it's ok. I dunno for sure I never paid for sex. right now in my sex world im trying to make a baby and my dick bout to fall off god drat
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I think it speaks volumes that this thread didn't result in an immediate ban and merciless ridicule, and instead is only half ridicule but also genuine advice and support. Feels like these forums have come a long way. Also try seducing a virgin, at least you know what they like.
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Have you thought about being rich OP?
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Lol consider parable of Notch
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I had sex this afternoon OP 
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