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If you think about it, dying a virgin is way more interesting and notable than dying as a sex haver. Maybe it can be your "thing" OP. Like, it can separate you from the masses.
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Dying a virgin from being nailed to a cross maybe
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Jan 10, 2022 04:26
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have you thought about monk living OP
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lmao people are actually in here saying go to bars during the most violently contagious wave of the pandemic so far don't do that op.
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It's ok virgins are immune to covid
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Colonel Cancer posted:It's ok virgins are immune to covid This is actually true. The virus recognizes that there’s not going to be any reproducing going on here, so they just abandon ship.
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Jan 10, 2022 05:48
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It'll be onto them to repopulate the earth after Omega covid kills everyone
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Lol at everything itt
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why the cat ears? do you have a waifu?
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Jan 10, 2022 07:49
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that sucks op i have had sex tens of times, sometimes even with other people. a wise man once said the best part is the cumming but we should also appreciate the nudity you should hire someone to have sex with you for money where it is legal to hire someone to have sex with you for money
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:that sucks op This is good advice for people who just want to cum but not people who want the validation associated with finding someone who wants to make you cum
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The Walrus posted:OP here is my honest suggestion and I promise you if you just do these things you will be happier and get the confidence to talk to more people in no time. A lot of social anxieties come from lack of confidince in my opinion. I do all these things and my life still sucks.
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Automata 10 Pack posted:I do all these things and my life still sucks. try drinking even more water
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What the hell? Is this thread real? How can people be virgins? I don't get it.
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Jan 10, 2022 11:00
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Stick your dick in your butt and go gently caress yourself!!!!
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Vlonald Prump posted:This is good advice for people who just want to cum but not people who want the validation associated with finding someone who wants to make you cum There is tinder and grindr for finding a partner to cum with for free
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what will really bake your cookie is if you become a sexhaver and youre still the same dipshit. and the whole no sex thing was really nothing to get worked up over and if youre honest with yourself it was mainly a crutch to keep you from really facing up to yourself
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Automata 10 Pack posted:I do all these things and my life still sucks. Then you need to find other things to improve slightly to give yourself a small sense of personal gratification and accomplishment, and with it, confidence.
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OP: You are not a bad looking guy but you can do a few things to help yourself. Shave your face and get a haircut from a barber. Ask for a "fade". Dont just cut it yourself to one length and let it grow out. This will help slim and lengthen your face. Comb it. Dont let any potential partners see cat ears for a while. Get a shirt with a collar, or maybe even a black v-neck. Black is slimmng and the neckline will compliment the roundness of your dome. Get some dark jeans that fit comfortably. Heavier dark denim works really well on larger dudes. Wear a belt, and get some fashionable but reasonable shoes. Converse are affordable and go with everything. You are larger dude. You can change this relatively easily. Start walking an hour a day while listening to a podcast. Clean your kitchen. Please. Its a very nice kitchen but anyone who comes over is gonna think you're a slob and theyre right. Potential partners are generally looking for someone that can keep their poo poo together. If you want intimacy, which is something you should want (and CAN get), youre going to want someone who is a positive force in your life. To get that you need to give off the vibe that youve got your poo poo together. Start with some basic grooming, tidy your place, and then begin to establish a routine that involves self care (grooming, maitenence of habitat, work, feeding yourself, exercise, and sleep). Literally write it down and follow it. Entertainment and leisure happens when these things have been achieved. Dont stay up all night posting or watching YouTube/streaming. Do these things. You will find a positive partnership if you cultivate a sense of positivity. I believe in you.
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Lol ☝️
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Poohs Packin posted:OP: op won't do any of this as it requires effort lol
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Barely any effort. Its all day one poo poo. Homeboy says he wants intimacy. Otherwise i would recommend going to any of the hard-working professionals in his local area.
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carry on then posted:lmao people are actually in here saying go to bars during the most violently contagious wave of the pandemic so far gently caress that get a job as a bartender. It is virtually IMPOSSIBLE to not get laid tending bar. Between customers, coworkers and other service industry folks it should take no time at all. Hell one of my coworkers looks like a more ugly version of Danny Devito and he's constantly crushing puss. The industry is also really desperate for people right now and you can get hired with no experience. The job has the added bonus of being physically demanding and you work all day on your feet so you'll lose weight easily especially if you walk or cycle to work. I gained twenty pounds during lockdown and lost it all again within three months of going back to work. Come to think of it I took a thirty year old Goon's virginity once. I'd offer to help you out but I'm in a committed relationship with two very wonderful women.
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yeah all the bartenders I know are in decent shape despite treating their body like a superfund site. standing up and moving around continues to be very good for you
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Poasty posted:Stick your dick in your butt and go gently caress yourself!!!! drat never considered this before, thank you.
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:there are women who will have sex with you for money. It's not the 70s anymore where they have pimps who beat them up or whatever, they just have websites now I think so i think it's ok. I dunno for sure I never paid for sex. yo, stop pulling out. you gotta leave it in
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Wtf, every time I hit on bartenders I’m told that I’m “being creepy” and “cut off” and “never allowed back in this bar”
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Wtf, every time I hit on bartenders I’m told that I’m “being creepy” and “cut off” and “never allowed back in this bar” Yeah sorry it's kind of a one way street.
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Jan 10, 2022 15:38
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Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
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Jan 10, 2022 15:39
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Just died a virgin— ask me anything!
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Vlonald Prump posted:This is good advice for people who just want to cum but not people who want the validation associated with finding someone who wants to make you cum what
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:Just died a virgin— ask me anything! More like ChunTheAvoidable
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Start calling women “femoids”
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just gently caress another big dude virgin and kill two birds stoned?
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Outrail posted:More like ChunTheAvoidable 
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Owlofcreamcheese posted:Start calling women “femoids” they love this
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The solution is simple. Just never die.
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James Woods posted:gently caress that get a job as a bartender. It is virtually IMPOSSIBLE to not get laid tending bar. Between customers, coworkers and other service industry folks it should take no time at all. Hell one of my coworkers looks like a more ugly version of Danny Devito and he's constantly crushing puss. The industry is also really desperate for people right now and you can get hired with no experience. The job has the added bonus of being physically demanding and you work all day on your feet so you'll lose weight easily especially if you walk or cycle to work. I gained twenty pounds during lockdown and lost it all again within three months of going back to work. Come to think of it I took a thirty year old Goon's virginity once. I'd offer to help you out but I'm in a committed relationship with two very wonderful women. hmm i wonder why the industry is desperate for people right now hmm hmm hmmery
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bartenders all tend to be coke-heads and im not talking about root beer if you know what i mean
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