I think the truth is that I will die a virgin

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > I think the truth is that I will die a virgin

ProperCauldron: Oct 11, 2004; nah chill

Ever notice how many women in their mid-late 20s get really into certain sports teams?

Real talk:

Go to a sports bar.

Sports bars are filled with women looking to find a husband to settle down with. They cluster around sports fandom because it signals "I'm one of the good ones, I'll support you and your interests, I'm not a nagging sitcom wife complaining about you on the couch watching TV, I like beer and burgers and I'm not like other girls"

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ProperCauldron: Oct 11, 2004; nah chill

Peggy Edson posted:

You're not wrong, that last paragraph was supposed to be goonette thinking. I just formatted it poorly.

OP, idealistic thinking causes dating problems for people all over the world. Keep an open mind.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2022 00:57

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